Note: I don't own the Vampire cronicals and Pepsi or Coke. I wish I did. I
also do not own Yu-yu Hakusho. (I wish I did.)
[]= Actions {}= Thoughts ()= Authors note
Spooky Maho: Ok, Ok! So it took me a while to get this one to cooperate with me on an interview. Unfortunately I only got about three questions answered. Well, here goes my interview with the Hiei, by me, Spooky Maho.
Hiei: Let's get this over with so I can go back to my ordinary schedule without a stalker.
SM: And what would your ordinary schedule be?
Hiei: Eat, sleep, beat up Kuwabara.
SM: Lade lade de! Who cares?!
Hiei: Hey! You wanted a goddamn interview [jumps out of chair] I'm giving you a goddamn interview.
SM: Settle down, settle down, sheesh!
Hiei: [Sits down]
SM: Ok, first real question. What ever happened to that little demon thing on the first episode of Yu Yu Hakusho; that showed you?
Hiei: Who?
SM: Never mind. Question two.
Hiei: We're at two already?
SM: I'm asking the questions here!
Hiei: Whatever! Just be done with the interview.
SM: grrr . . . {What did I ever see in him?}
Hiei: I heard that!
SM: Shit, I forgot he was telepathic, on to question two . . . Boxers or Briefs?
Hiei: What?
SM: Pepsi or Coke?
Hiei: What the hell is Pepsi?
SM: Sounds like perky.
Hiei: I'm going with Coke,
Baka Gothic Kitsune: [Pops in door] you win! [Pops out door]
Hiei: What do I win?
SM: I haven't figured that out yet.
Hiei: What kind of interview is this?
SM: Do you look like the interviewer? No, I think not!
Hiei: Well I think . . .
SM: Boxers or Briefs?
Hiei: What the hell?
SM: Answer the goddamn question!
Hiei: That's private you Niengen!
SM: Excuse me!? Look at these [points at wings] what part of Maho do you not understand!? (Incase you didn't know, my character has wings. Yes, she's not a cuddly fox-demon as everyone else has.)
Hiei: I thought it was just a title.
SM: Why are your pants so puffy?
Hiei: What . . . auggg ! ! !
SM: [begins pushing on his pants] defiantly boxers [grabs base ball bat and begins to . . . ] Wack, wack wack.
Hiei: Could you stop touching me?
SM: Wack wack wack.
Hiei: I mean it!
SM: Come on, stay down! (Reminds me of FLCL, by the way, I don't own that either.)
Hiei: That's it, where's my katana?
SM: This? [Swings katana around]
Hiei: Why you BIT**.
SM: Wow! This is heavier then my bat; I'll trade ya?
Hiei: Give it back, Now!
SM: It's like my bat, only pointed at the end. Ha, Ha! I'm tiger woods. [Hits Hiei in the knees] FOUR!
Hiei: Damn woman!
SM: Ha! Ha! [Hits his pants] seriously there like clown pants!
Hiei: They're Kalvin Clines, idiot! (I think I spelled it right.)
SM: Is there a tutu under there? [Points at puffy pants.]
Hiei: Stop it! {That tickles.}
SM: And what's with the black look everyone's wearing . . . except Kurama.
Hiei: Excuse me, you should be the one to talk. You're always wearing black cape dress thing.
SM: Nota! My nickers are blue!
Hiei: Oh, my god. [Sweat drops]
SM: [looks embarrassed] What? [Blushes]
Hiei: I have blue boxers.
SM: [Points at Hiei.] Ha! I know it, boxers!
BGK: [ Walks in room] I bet Kurama has panties like these. [Holds up golden, bikini style underwear, with red roses]
Hiei: Hey, they look like Kurama's! [Looks closely.] They are Kurama's! [Runs after BGK} Give them back.
(Yes, BGK is a cute and somewhat cuddly kitsune.)
BGK: [runs for life] eeep!
SM: [Runs after Hiei] What about my interview? [Swings katana around]
Hiei: Oh yeah my katana! [Stops]
SM: [bumps into Hiei]
Hiei: [Falls down] Give me Kurama's panties, you perverted kitsune freak!
BGK: [Holding underwear] these are mine.
SM: Hey Hiei!
Hiei: What!?
SM: Pepsi or Coke?
BGK: He already answered that!
SM: Oh . . . want to go for ice cream?
Hiei: Is this Ice cream sweet?
YoKoBaBe: [pops in door] where's my Kurama?
Hiei: Your Kurama? [Chases after YB]
To BE Continued . . .
A/N: To hear more of Hiei chronicles wait for my next story. The Fire Youiki Hiei. I need about 7- 10 reviews in order to update.
[]= Actions {}= Thoughts ()= Authors note
Spooky Maho: Ok, Ok! So it took me a while to get this one to cooperate with me on an interview. Unfortunately I only got about three questions answered. Well, here goes my interview with the Hiei, by me, Spooky Maho.
Hiei: Let's get this over with so I can go back to my ordinary schedule without a stalker.
SM: And what would your ordinary schedule be?
Hiei: Eat, sleep, beat up Kuwabara.
SM: Lade lade de! Who cares?!
Hiei: Hey! You wanted a goddamn interview [jumps out of chair] I'm giving you a goddamn interview.
SM: Settle down, settle down, sheesh!
Hiei: [Sits down]
SM: Ok, first real question. What ever happened to that little demon thing on the first episode of Yu Yu Hakusho; that showed you?
Hiei: Who?
SM: Never mind. Question two.
Hiei: We're at two already?
SM: I'm asking the questions here!
Hiei: Whatever! Just be done with the interview.
SM: grrr . . . {What did I ever see in him?}
Hiei: I heard that!
SM: Shit, I forgot he was telepathic, on to question two . . . Boxers or Briefs?
Hiei: What?
SM: Pepsi or Coke?
Hiei: What the hell is Pepsi?
SM: Sounds like perky.
Hiei: I'm going with Coke,
Baka Gothic Kitsune: [Pops in door] you win! [Pops out door]
Hiei: What do I win?
SM: I haven't figured that out yet.
Hiei: What kind of interview is this?
SM: Do you look like the interviewer? No, I think not!
Hiei: Well I think . . .
SM: Boxers or Briefs?
Hiei: What the hell?
SM: Answer the goddamn question!
Hiei: That's private you Niengen!
SM: Excuse me!? Look at these [points at wings] what part of Maho do you not understand!? (Incase you didn't know, my character has wings. Yes, she's not a cuddly fox-demon as everyone else has.)
Hiei: I thought it was just a title.
SM: Why are your pants so puffy?
Hiei: What . . . auggg ! ! !
SM: [begins pushing on his pants] defiantly boxers [grabs base ball bat and begins to . . . ] Wack, wack wack.
Hiei: Could you stop touching me?
SM: Wack wack wack.
Hiei: I mean it!
SM: Come on, stay down! (Reminds me of FLCL, by the way, I don't own that either.)
Hiei: That's it, where's my katana?
SM: This? [Swings katana around]
Hiei: Why you BIT**.
SM: Wow! This is heavier then my bat; I'll trade ya?
Hiei: Give it back, Now!
SM: It's like my bat, only pointed at the end. Ha, Ha! I'm tiger woods. [Hits Hiei in the knees] FOUR!
Hiei: Damn woman!
SM: Ha! Ha! [Hits his pants] seriously there like clown pants!
Hiei: They're Kalvin Clines, idiot! (I think I spelled it right.)
SM: Is there a tutu under there? [Points at puffy pants.]
Hiei: Stop it! {That tickles.}
SM: And what's with the black look everyone's wearing . . . except Kurama.
Hiei: Excuse me, you should be the one to talk. You're always wearing black cape dress thing.
SM: Nota! My nickers are blue!
Hiei: Oh, my god. [Sweat drops]
SM: [looks embarrassed] What? [Blushes]
Hiei: I have blue boxers.
SM: [Points at Hiei.] Ha! I know it, boxers!
BGK: [ Walks in room] I bet Kurama has panties like these. [Holds up golden, bikini style underwear, with red roses]
Hiei: Hey, they look like Kurama's! [Looks closely.] They are Kurama's! [Runs after BGK} Give them back.
(Yes, BGK is a cute and somewhat cuddly kitsune.)
BGK: [runs for life] eeep!
SM: [Runs after Hiei] What about my interview? [Swings katana around]
Hiei: Oh yeah my katana! [Stops]
SM: [bumps into Hiei]
Hiei: [Falls down] Give me Kurama's panties, you perverted kitsune freak!
BGK: [Holding underwear] these are mine.
SM: Hey Hiei!
Hiei: What!?
SM: Pepsi or Coke?
BGK: He already answered that!
SM: Oh . . . want to go for ice cream?
Hiei: Is this Ice cream sweet?
YoKoBaBe: [pops in door] where's my Kurama?
Hiei: Your Kurama? [Chases after YB]
To BE Continued . . .
A/N: To hear more of Hiei chronicles wait for my next story. The Fire Youiki Hiei. I need about 7- 10 reviews in order to update.