Summary: Zelos believes he can woo anyone… so Sheena tells him to "woo" Lloyd. What happens when he actually falls for him? What happens when Sheena falls for him as well?

Author's Note: So this is my first Tales of Symphonia fanfiction… I had an account before, probably like 2 or 3 years ago… but I forgot the username… =( yes, so sad… But I recently just went through the game Tales of Symphonia again and I realized how much I love the game. ^_^ hee hee. So I came back to making fanfictions, like my nerdy self did before. Haha. I love Zelos incredibly, which is why he is the main character…

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story itself! =]

"Oh, he's so cute! Oh, I love him! Oh, Zelos, Zelos, Zelos, Zelos!" Sheena said in a high-pitched voice, mocking the girls they encountered in Meltokio. They were all so annoying. She didn't mind the items they received for free, but when they were smiling and practically throwing themselves all over him, it drove her nuts.

Genis narrowed his eyed toward the red-headed Chosen. "This is exactly why he is full of himself… because all these girls throw themselves on him…"

The group were leaving Meltokio when Colette suddenly because ill, so they decided to set up camp. While they were leaving Meltokio, three girls came up to Zelos and flirted with him nonstop, which caused Sheena to be frustrated. She had been practically talking about it all day, to now, when they were setting up the campfire.

Zelos approached the group, wondering what Sheena was so frustrated about. He then heard the words "… ugh Zelos…he thinks he's so cool… he can't woo EVEYBODY with his looks…" when he jumped into the conversation.

"Excuse me, my voluptuous hunny, but I, the Great Zelos Wilder, am perfectly capable of wooing anyone. Just look at this hair! These eyes! This body!!"

Genis narrowed his eyes once again, and Zelos called him a brat before he could add a smart comment. A devious plan then came into Sheena's mind. Yes, it was perfect!!!

"You say you can woo ANYONE?" she said, turning to Zelos with a scary look on her face.

"Yea. What of it?"

"So then, If I bet that you couldn't woo someone, would you prove me wrong?"

"Of course! No one can withstand my powers. I could make someone fall head over heels in love with me."

"Then woo…. Lloyd."

"Lloyd?! He's a guy!"

"I know that! But you said anybody. But of course if you can't do it…"

Oh, the Great Zelos Wilder did not like those four words…. "you can't do it…" He hated those words with a passion. So he opened his big mouth.

"Of course I could do it! He's not even a challenge! I could make him fall for me, hands down!!!"

(Gulp.)

"Ok then. If you say so… If you lose, you do whatever I say." Sheena said, laughing.

Zelos couldn't believe he just said that. Gah, how could he just have said that? First, he wasn't even gay. And secondly, why would he want to woo Lloyd?

But it was too late. His pride was too great for him to take back his words.

Zelos sat in his room, thinking about his stupidity. How could I have bet to do that? Damn this pride. But however, if I do win, I can get Sheena to do whatever I want… and then I could… heh heh heh….

Dirty thoughts consumed the Chosen's mind. Then again, what doesn't?

Ok, so it's not like I'm really gay. And Lloyd will understand. He can get in on a little bit of the action too… But when will I start this devious plan? And how?


"Ok guys, where are we headed?" Collette asked.

Zelos thought for a little bit. It would be hard to "woo" Lloyd if they were out fighting and on a journey. Maybe if they at his mansion… just maybe…

"Yo, Collette!" he said.

"Yes?"

"Are you sure you're feeling okay? I mean, you do look a little drained… Maybe we should rest in a more comforting place… say… my house?"

Lloyd, in his usual "caring about Collette mode" suddenly saw her looking "drained."

"Yeah, I think he's right Collette… we should rest for a day or two. Your health is more important," said Lloyd.

"But guys, I'm fine. Really," Collette said.

"C'mon, us Chosen's gotta stick together!" Zelos exclaimed, trying not to sound as fake as possible.

"Ok," Collette finally said, "I'm sorry to be such a burden." (Succumbs to peer pressure once again…)

So the group was in Meltokio once again, with women all over Zelos. Sheena, of course, was frustrated, but secretly laughed inside because she would be getting her revenge. She knew Zelos wouldn't be able to woo Lloyd. He obviously liked Collette. And Lloyd wasn't gay. Plus, Zelos had no idea how to woo a man. All the odds were against him.

"Ok hunnies, I have to go off to my lavish mansion! Ta ta for now!" He exclaimed, with little hearts in his eyes. The girls seemed to swoon as he walked away.

Finally, the group reached his mansion and got comfortable in his home. Zelos then made his first move of attack.

"I'm having the other rooms renovated, so each of us is going to have to share a room. So um… Presea and Collette… Raine and Genis… Regal and Sheena... and lastly, me and my Bud!"

Sheena narrowed her eyes, knowing that he was planning to make the first move.

"Whatever you say… Zelos," she said, knowing that his plan would fail.

Gah! How am I supposed to seduce him?? Do I… approach him like a girl…..?

"Is something wrong Zelos?"

"Eep! Ah… Ah… Hello, my voluptuous hunny."

"What?" Lloyd said, with a confused look on his face.

"You are an epitome of beauty."

"Excuse me? Are you drunk or something?"

"Surely you do not realize your own beauty?"

"RAINE!!! ZELOS IS DRUNK!!!" Lloyd yelled, trying to get away from Zelos.

Crap. Of course this wouldn't work. I can't approach him like a girl.

"Haha… I was just kidding, Bud. Just trying to provide a little comic relief."

Lloyd gave his friend a strange look. "Umm… okay…"

Then an idea popped into Zelos' head. Wait… he likes Collette… so what if I ACT LIKE COLLETTE?

Zelos walked toward the window, then "tripped" over twin air. "Ooops!" he said, in the girliest "Collette" voice he could possible.

Lloyd ran over to Zelos. "Are you ok?"

Yes… its working!

"Hee hee, I'm sorry."

"What are you apologizing for?"

"Oh. I don't know. I'm sorry."

Lloyd gave his friend a strange look, once again. "Ok… uh… just go to bed. I swear, you must be drunk or something…."

Zelos got up, and got into his bed. Darn… so it didn't work. Crap.

"Say… Lloyd."

"Yeah?"

"What do you like about Collette? I mean, it's so obvious you like each other. So out with it. What about her just… you know… makes you like her?"

"Where did this come from?"

"Oh. Nothing, just curiosity."

"To be honest… I don't know. There's just something about Collette that…" Lloyd started scratching the back of his head, not knowing what to say.

"Hmm… ok. I understand. Night."

Lloyd looked at his friend as he turned over and put the covers on. What is wrong with Zelos??? He thought.

Zelos felt something touch his face. He opened his eyes to see…

"Lloyd? What the heck are you doing?"

Lloyd had a serious look on his face. He was stroking Zelos' face, looking deep into his eyes.

"Oh… Zelos… I just can't hide my feelings anymore….."

"Huh?"

"The way you were just like Collette… it just made me… made me fall for you… The way your long hair just … oh…. Zelos… KISS ME!"

Lloyd puckered up, moving closer and closer to Zelos' lips.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Zelos woke up. For real this time. He looked around, and saw Lloyd on the other bed. Thank god that was just a dream… This stupid bet has me going crazy…. I'm gonna go use the bathroom.

Zelos hopped out of bed, in his usual attire he wore when he was in bed (shirtless with some pants, ooohh la la ^_^). He walked out into the darkness, and bumped into something.

"Hey, watch it!"

It was Sheena.

"Oh, its you my hunny. How are you?"

"Sweet talk will get you nowhere! And don't even think about making any moves!"

"Fiesty as ever, I likey."

"Ugh! You're so annoying!"

She then turned on the light to further assure him no moves would be made, then saw his "attire." She blushed at the sight of his chest.

"Oh, you like, huh?" Zelos said, with a smile on his face.

"NO!" Sheena retorted. "You haven't even got Lloyd to like you," she said, bringing up the bet to hide her embarrassment.

"Ah.. ah… I'm letting him warm up to me, that's all. I don't wanna hurt the poor boy's feelings when I tell him it's a bet."

Sheena narrowed her eyes. "Whatever you say…" she said, and started walking away. She then almost slipped and fell, and then…

"Are you ok?" Zelos had grabbed Sheena by the waist, preventing her from falling.

"Ah, let go of me! I'm fine!"

Sheena walked into her bedroom, her face bright red. Why… am I blushing? I'm not falling for that stupid Chosen, am I? Ugh… crap! Does that mean… he really is able to woo anyone?


Author's Note: Ah, so a chapter done. I decided to make it nice and long for you guys. So… the question is… will I have the prevailing couple as Sheena x Zelos? Or will it be Lloyd x Zelos? ^-^ Ah, even I don't know. But they're both cute couples XD But I hope you all like it so far… so review my loves, and I will thank your reviews as I get them…

Little Tidbits – I'm replaying the game to try and have the best relationship with Zelos, but I don't have him yet . So right now it's Kratos…. And I heard that Mithos takes over the body of the person you have the best relationship with at that one part… (you know what I'm talkin bout… rite?) So I'm trying to see what will happen if he takes over Zelos' body! That would be sooo funny! Lol.