To Kenny:
I'm sorry about everything. Right now you're probably in the hotel I sent this letter to. Or maybe you left and didn't want to read this letter right away because you couldn't stand to think about me. Well now you have t. I know you loved me and I'm sorry I didn't live you back.
I'm in love with Stan and I have been ever since 3rd grade. He has been in love with me since 3rd grade also. I understand you probably hate me now and don't want to finish reading this letter but just hear me out.
I really want you to come back. I don't think it's worth moving all the way to Ohio. Everybody here including me misses you already, even though you have only been gone 2 days at this point in time but I don't care.
I know your 18 now just like the rest of us but I don't think you should leave South Park. You grew up here and I know you didn't really want to leave. It's only because I didn't love you back.
Butters has been crying for the past 2 days because he misses you. Butters loves you, you should give him a chance. Although I don't love you, I still want to be friends with you because were best friends since forever. I don't want to lose you.
I know I was the only one who ever remembered about you dying over and over again. But you could show butters like you choose to show me and he would also understand.
There are other people that have missed you too. Tweek has been twitching twice as much and crag has had to hold his hands so Tweek wouldn't rip out his hair. Even Craig has been worried. Which is a big shock.
Mint berry crunch even peed his pants when he found out you left. I guess he never got rid of his old habit. Stan has thrown up so many times lately because he is so worried about you. He thinks it's his fault a little bit.
Stan won't even eat but neither have I. Clyde and token are also worried. Even Cartman is worried about you even though he won't show it. You need to come back Ken.
We need you here. Please come back. I hate it that you left because of me. I feel so bad. I even cut myself again. Remember back when we were 14 and you found out I was cutting myself.
You made me stop and helped me thorough it. Although I didn't fully stop until I was 15. I stopped which is what counts. I was going to kill myself when I was 16 but I never told you.
The only reason I didn't is because I know you would be devastated. I didn't even think about Stan because that was the year he stopped talking to me. You saved my life a couple times before and I need you.
Just think about everything you're leaving behind. You know it will do no good with you being so far away. You love South Park. Unexpected things happening and weird things happen every day. You will miss it, you probably already do.
Please just come back. I know I fucked up and I'm willing to admit that. I hurt you and fucked with you and I wish I didn't. I feel like shit.
I want you to forgive me and I know that will be hard to do. Especially since we went out for a whole year, then I just ended it because Stan admitted to me that he loves me and I loved him back.
I shouldn't have used you. That was wrong. I need you Kenny please come back.
Your very sorry best friend Kyle