a/n: Hey there (: I had an idea for a story, but it's probably going to be kind of stupid. Sorry, haha.

I own: no characters, no names, etc. I do own my guinea pig though. She's really fat :D

Bella's POV.

A new year, a new high school-oh joy. I had officially been a Cullen for seventeen years now, and Renesmee lived with Jacob, back in Forks with Charlie. She couldn't bare to leave him, but the rest of us couldn't stay. She'd never been to Forks High School, so she had the luxury of choice. We now resided in a small town called Johnson City, Oregon. We learned, that with a population of 659, we could be crazy. Let the fun begin.

"Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it, if you liked it then you should put a ring on it, don't be mad once you see that he want it, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it!" Emmett screeched, jumping up and down on mine and Edward's bed, we weren't sleeping(because we can't), but still we were having alone time.

"Emmett shut the hell up! You're so frigging annoying!" I yelled, throwing a pillow at him. Edward starting laughing as Emmett's expression turned from hurt to evil.

"Esme! Esme! Bella said a bad word! She hurted all of my feelings! Ahhhhhhh!" Emmett ran down the stairs at human speed. He can be so theatrical sometimes, I thought.

"BELLLLLA! Apologize to Emmett! NOW!" Esme screamed. I knew Emmett was playing this up, so I played along.

"Sorry, fathead!" I yelled. I heard him say something along the lines of whatever, but my attention was on my calendar. It was August 23rd. The first day of the new school year. Shit.

"ALLLLIIIIIICEEEE!" I yelled, and she appeared in less than a second.

"Yes, Bella?" She answered with a smirk. She knew what I was going to ask.

"Can we? Can we, PLEAAASE?!" I was begging, but she promised.

"Yes. Yes, we can." She smiled.

We walked back to Alice and Jasper's room, and Jasper looked at us, scared. I held him down, and Alice dressed him.

"AHHHH! I'M NOT A HAPPY KID! NO BRIGHT COLORSSSS!" Jasper screeched all emoish.

We dressed up his regular black skinny jeans and black t-shirt with a purple and pink hoodie, and a white tutu. He walked over to the mirror and put his blonde hair in his eyes, to look more moody I assumed.

"I LOOK SO PRETTYAFULISH!" he yelled, and skipped off sing 'dontcha' by the Pussycat Dolls. Alice and I cracked up. We walked downstairs, and Edward was throwing a tantrum.

"I WANT MY APPLEJACKS! I WANT THEM NOW! NOW NOW NOWWWWW!" he was about to break the sliding glass door. I decided he needed to be calmed down.

"Edward. Sweetie. You're a vampire. You don't need applejacks." I cooed.

"Oh. Okay!" He smiled, then put his arm around my waist. Then Rosalie walked downstairs.

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty. Prettier than all of youuuu!" she was dancing with a mirror in her hand, looking at herself. None of said anything. We knew well enough not to disturb her while she was looking at herself. So, we all left for school.

"Cullen, Bella? Your schedule is here." I heard my name called out and went to greet the principal. Since we were being crazy this time around, I decided to play it up.

"Hi, I'm Bella. I like to give strawberries orgasms." I said, and it took a lot not to laugh. This would be a fun year.

a/n: How'd you like it?!(: It'll get better, promise! Haha, review like you're Rosalie and I took your mirror away!