dis is my first chaprtared fic plese revew I wuld relly like dat a lot!
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CHAPTAR ONE
1 day in da smash manshun every1 was sitin around da tabl when all of da sudin snake jumped up and skremed I GOT SUMTHING 2 SAY! every1 turned around 2 lok at him and said WUT? and snake said IM QUITING THE SMASH BROS and every1 said WHY?/? and then be4 he said somehin else lucario cam in and goes I KNOW WHAT UR GOIN G TO SAY and snake then was all LOL I KNOW I JUST SAID IT and lucario felt bad and den wint outside
SO WHATS GOIN ON samus said all sexii cuz shes super hot!11! and ROB lold cuz he van and used his super awesome red xray vizon to look at her witout close and he got all honry and tried to git at her but then captain falcon saw and got gelus and said FALCON PUNNNNCH and hit ROB and dere was an OHKO and i lold.
then captain falcon was all FALCON INTERUPT SO SNAKE WHATS GOIN ON WITH U and snake got all embarised and blushed and luigi was all AWW THAS SO KAWAI and mario was super ashamed and his mustashe was all WILT!111! but it was okay cuz peach saw an started to mak on mario 2 make him fel bettah
then zelda saw peach and was gettin al gelus up in dis bitch so she hopped on link triyn to grind him an shit and link went HYAHHHHHH and ganon laffed cuz thats what little girls sound lik and llink waz all embarised and ganon lafed more and captain falcon came over and asked ganon wat was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny an ganon turned all whitte lik an emo when he sawed captain falcon and he runed away and captain falcon was all FALCON WTF WHYD HE DO DAT so captain falcon folowd ganon and was all FALCON WHYD U DO DAT and ganon said CUZ UR MY KID CUZ NANA MADE ME IN DA 70 S WIT A DISCO SUIT AN EVRYTING LOL and captan falcon said FALCON OMG DADDY and they huged''
inside snake wuz tryin o finish wut he was sayin when BOOOOOM and MEW2 BURST IN DA CEELING AND WAS ALL BEcAUSE O ME DATS WHY SNalke caNT B 1 OV U and snake was ll MAN WHYD U DO THAT? and DK WENT OOOOOH OOOOHHH (but da mean why u break da ceiling cuz now i got to kleen it u ashoole)!
then ness was all CUZ MEW2 DONT NO ANY BETTER cuz he new what DK wuz sayin cuz he had the telepahi and so did lucas but no 1 likes lucas so im not typing about him!11! den wario came around da table asking 4 food cuz he was hungry and ness ran away cuz wario raped him on2 before but he dont like talkin bout it unles itz 2 game n watch cuz they b luvers now cuz of that time sonic was all I LOVE U NESS and ness was ll BUT I HATE U and mr game n watch was all BEEEP BOOOP and ness understud him to say I LOVE U 2 and ness liked game n watch cuz he had a ting 4 blak guyz nd not blu hedgehogz
so snake stood up and went all HEY U GUYZ and ever1 looked up at him an said WUT and den waluuigi cam in 2 see wario and then every1 was all WTF U R NOT IN DIS GAME GTFO nd waluigi got all mad an stomped aroun wit a tenis raket cuz hes lame and doesn hav anyting else so then he levd and snake was all pissy cuz he still nevur said wut he wanted an mew2 was all SILENCE andevery1 shut up
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plese revew chapter 2 is cuming soon!1