bro woke up in a staticy haze. not even sure if staticy is a word but it gives you an idea okay. he was in an eggshell white room. though the color might have been giving him the illusion, he swore he smelled a peculiar mix of egg and sweaty russian man. there were no lights except for a little desk lamp in the corner of the room. in the center of the room was a big white bed that kind of blended in a little with the walls, but it was obvious the person who designed this room was probably stupid. yeah. bro stood up. "howdy is anyone there," and as he finished the sentence, he heard a metallic noise behind him. a little white stage held a big bald man.

"are u ready to rock, bro strider," heavy said very seriously and very punk rock-like. he tossed a guitar and the two began to jam. "hell y'alls," he rocked out with him.

they played bohemian rhapsody, best of both worlds, rolling in the deep, the titanic song, and the national anthem. the two got very passionate into the music, and got a little tired.

"howdy wanna hit the snack bar big guy." bro tossed the guitar carelessly. heavy nodded. "yes cool man." they went out the door which bro was wondering why he didnt notice in the first place but whatever he wanted a burrito. bro made a jumbo spicy meaty hot burrito with extra lettuce, no mayo, itallian dressing, butter, diced tomato, and swiss cheese. it was a foot long. the heavy had a burger. they chilled at a table and ate their food.

"hey y'all watch this," he shoved the entire fucking burrito down his long ass throat in a single bite. heavy took little nips of his sandwich in awe. seeing the long stick of mexican food thrust into his mouth and down his throat was so arrousing that heavy had kidney failure. luckily for heavy dr. sonic was enjoying a star fruit and was there to rescue heavy so he'd be good in a second.

"im sorry little man," bro pat him on the back. "ill think next time before i eat food seductively again." heavy nipped the rest of his sandwich like a mouse and went to the bathroom. bro, of course being the little dickie bitch he is, followed him to the bathroom.

plot twistily, bro locked the bathroom door behind him. heavy gasped as he turned away from the sink. bro looked at heavy with eyes full of lust. "howdy wana get funky," bro shimmied over to his lover. heavy looked from bro the little tamagotchi he was caring for. in the heat of the moment, havy tossed it into the sink and let bro take charge. without even taking his pants off, bro whipped out his dick. it was the size of a weiner dog. he gravitated over to heavy and got a blowjob. using soap as lube, they fricked in the bathroom of a simple bar.

as they cleaned up bro decided to strike a convo on the bathroom floor. "do you like yaoi seth?" heavys eyes lit up. "yo thats the best manga i ever read nya. yumi or seth."

"seth or go home y'all," bro agreed. heavy nodded. "do you think they touched balls on that bed or what." bro looked at the heavy intensely. "heck y'all they did."

then they went home and fricked a little more the end.