Hello! This is my first fanfiction, so be merciful! It took forever to actually come up with everything. Normally, I can only come up with about 3 sentences for something. So, this is a big step for me. Of course, I had help...from Akilina-chan. Who is awesome, by the way. She wrote about half of this for me. She was such a big help and her stories are awesome, so go read them. :)
Disclaimer: Everyone needs a disclaimer. But not all disclaimers are as koo as this on. I don't own anything at all.
I wonder how long this is going to continue...Axel thought. I'm not sure how much longer I can take hiding this. He jumped when he heard a knock on the door. He didn't answer, and why should he? He didn't want to be bothered right now.
"Axel, open up. I know you're in there. You can't avoid me forever." It was Roxas, his best friend. Well, they HAD been best friends, until Axel had started acting so strange.
"Uhhh...one second." Axel said hesitantly. He hurried to hide what he had just gotten out. Roxas burst in "Hey Axel. What's up- what was that?" Roxas asked.
"Uhmm it's nothing..." Axel said. He was never really a good liar, but Roxas didn't push the subject.
"What's up with you recently?" Roxas pleaded. His voice full of concern for his friend. Axel fidgeted for a second.
"Nothing, Roxas. It's really nothing."
"That's not true! You've become so distant! Why won't you talk to me?"
Axel shook his head and looked down towards the floor."Listen, Roxas, it's really nothing you should worry about right now. Ok?"
"Listen, Roxas, it's really nothing you should worry about right now. Ok?"
"Axel, why are you doing this? If something's wrong I can help you!" Roxas said.
"I don't need help right now. It's not like that." Axel said.
"Well what IS it like?" Roxas said a little angrily. "Is whatever it is really so important that you would just quit talking to me?"
"It's not like that! I swear!" Axel countered Roxas' angered tone.
Roxas, not really wanting to deal with this anymore, stormed out to go blow off some steam.
He contemplated going after Roxas, but he knew that he would need some time to cool down. He walked over to his chair and sank down into it. "Man, what have I got myself into this time?" Axel thought. "Maybe I'm making a mistake..."
His conscience told him that what he was doing might not make Roxas happy, but on the other hand, it could just be the highlight of Roxas' time being a Nobody. Axel, remembering what The Superior had told him about Roxas, grew ever so more anxious to finish what he was doing. He got up out of his chair and was about to pull something out from under his bed when all of the sudden, Xigbar comes crashing down from the ceiling. Luxord following not soon after.
Axel didn't move for a second. He was too stunned to speak. "Xigbar, get up! I told you this would happen!"
"Shutup, Luxord." Xigbar snapped.
"I told you, Xigbar, 'If you really think you can finally beat me at cards, fine, but I don't think you can, and if you get too angry and throw a temper tantrum, something bad's going to happen!' and you told me you would handle losing like an adult! But did you? No. You stomped as hard as you could and whined like a little baby, until you BROKE THROUGH THE CEILING!"
"Well it's not my fault! You were cheating!" Xigbar yelled. Luxord was about to yell back, but Axel's growing annoyance at the two had caused flames to go spreading about the room.
"If you two don't get out, fix my ceiling, and stop babbling, I will personally make sure that your lives are personal living hells." He fumed. It wasn't everyday that your room was ruined by two retards that can't hold their own in a card game.
Xigbar was the first to speak up, "Uh, little dude?"
"WHAT!??" Axel said through gritted teeth.
"Your hair is on fire." Xigbar said stifling a laugh.
"OOUUTTTTTT!" Axel roared. Xigbar and Luxord walked out, and left Axel to clean up their mess. Stupid idiots. Can't even control their tempers. Axel thought bitterly. He decided that if wanted to get anything else done today for Roxas he would have to clean this mess up, so after he had just thrown all the debris out in the hall, he went back to his bed. He reached under and was about to pull something out, when Xemnas came in. "Axel, I have a mission for you."
"Oh, bajeebus. Xemnas...with all due respect," Axel snickered to himself, "Do I HAVE to go? I'm kinda busy.." Xemnas gave him a disapproving look, arched his eyebrows, and began to cackle. "Number Eight, did you just...refuse?" The Superior glared at his subbordinate. Axel, with absolutely no power left in his will, hung his head and went over to his closet to grab his coat. "No, Your Highness," he said sarcastically, "I'll do the mission."
"Good." And then Xemnas strode away.
"Ooh look at me, I'm all mighty and powerful! I'm just so special, so just do what I say even if you have other plans!" Axel muttered in his best impression of Xemnas. He looked up and was shocked to see Xigbar and Luxord standing in his doorway looking as if they couldn't hold their laughter in much longer...which they couldn't. They burst out laughing and walked away.
"Just great. Now they think I'm crazy. Where'd I put my chakrams?" he looked all over his room and still couldn't find them. Dannng where could they be? Axel walked over to the debris pile and started digging through it, and of course, his chakrams were at the very bottom of the pile. He hurried off the The Superiors office to find out what his mission was. He got halfway there. But, as fate would have it, he was prevented from going any further because Lexaeus was standing in the hallway.
His bulky form was hindering anyone from going anywhere.
Greeeeat. Just great. Axel thought. Apparently, Lexy was talking to Zexy, who hadn't noticed him yet and could not tell Lexaeus to move. Axel sure as hell wasn't going to. I'll have to find someway around him Axel thought. Maybe, just maybe I can squeeze in between Lexaeus and the wall. He sucked in and did his best to get through. He pushed as hard as he could, but was apparently to weak to even move enough for Lexaeus to notice his presence...but Zexion gave Axel a look which clearly said he thought Axel was crazy.
Lexaeus following Zexion's eyes, turned to Axel. "What do you think you're trying to do? Couldn't you just find another way around, Spiky?"
"Oh...Well I never thought of that," Axel said awkwardly. He hurried off before Lexaeus could get to angry with him. Wow, how could I not have thought of that? He walked quickly, but, yet again, he was thrown off his track in pursuit of his mission, which he didn't want to do, when Namine, the blonde Nobody of Kairi, decided to yell for him.
"Axel? Is that you? Come in here please! I can't reach my book!" Axel sighed and headed over to Namine's room.
He walked in, "Which book do you need?" he said losing his patience.
"That one, up there!" Namine said, pointing to the very top of the bookshelf, which was JUST out of Axel's reach. Oh well, I can get it if I stand on my tip toes. He stretched as far as he could and barely grabbed the book, when he lost his balance, fell over, and brought the whole bookshelf down with him.
This is getting really old. He thought. "Gah! Help me up." he said grumpily to Namine. Silence followed. He looked around, but she was nowhere to be seen. "W-what?!" He pulled himself out from under all the books, right as Namine came walking back in.
"Oh my. What happened?" she asked, an innocent look on her face.
"WHAT HAPPENED? I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!" Axel shouted, "WHERE DID YOU GO?!"
"Well, I just went to get a drink when you had your back turned. I'm sorry." Axel was about to reply when suddenly, a loud order was heard throughout the castle.
"AXEL! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR FIREY WHITE BUTT UP HERE, I'LL POUND YOU SO HARD INTO THE GROUND THAT WE'LL HAVE TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER NUMBER EIGHT! HURRY UP!!!" Oh me, oh my...Axel was in a pickle. And with every passing second, his pickle became more dill.
Thank you for reading! I'd be honored if you reviewed! Sorry there wasn't a lot of Roxas in it. He will be in it though, trust me. :D
Once again, Akilina-chan helped me with this. So if you liked it, remember to thank her too! She's so koo. Go read her stories! Charity to the Depressed is her best one. (Yes, yes, I know I'm advertising. But, I'm shamelessly advertising. :D)
Akilina-chan also edited this. (poorly. D: ) Thus all the stuff about her being awesome. [Gosh, it's fun writing in third person..haha]
~Dorkyducky117 + Akilina-chan
