Author's Note:Hi! I'm Alena. I'm an amature at this, and this story is pretty stupid. But it's
s'posed to be that way.Everything is off the top of my head, and I think it turned out funny.
ENJOY!!!!!^_~
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AVALANCH!
Chapter 1:YEESH!!!
Narrorator:Hi! I'm Treeby, and i'll be your lame narrorator who makes pathetic attempts to
ruin the story for you!MWA-HAHAHHA-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby: As the story begins, our hero, Kirby........
Audience:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:That's nice. Anywho, Kirby..........
Audience: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:Ok, well, Kirby.....
Audience:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:...........Kirby....
Audience:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:(angrily)WILL YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience:NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:Fine then....Kirby...
Audience:YAY!!!!!!!!
Treeby:Kirby..
Audience:YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:..Kir...
Audience:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:(angrily)THAT'S IT!!!!!! I'M GETTING A CHAIZARD AND A PIKACHU!!!!!!!!
Audience:................
(Cricket's chirping)
Treeby:Thank You! Now back to the story.........
Treeby:Kirby.............
Audience:...................
Treeby:OK, wanted to make sure. Kirby is walking..
Kirby:Uh....excuse me, but i'm flying.
Treeby:Ok, Kirby is flying through the woods...
Kirby:i don't fly in the woods.
Treeby:Then where are you?
Kirby:The forest
Treeby:(irritably)THEY'RE THE SAME THING!!!!!!
Kirby:No, they're...
(Suddenly, Serge and Kid from Chrono Cross walk in on the conversation)
Serge: Hey Kid, are you sure this is the right place?
Kid:Pretty sure, mate. This is the place the directions that Glenn gave us led to......Whoa, Bugger!
Serge:What the..?!
(the rest of the Chrono Cross characters but Glenn and Radius Show up)
Korcha:Cha! What's everyone doin' here!
Poshul:Did everyone take directionth from Glenn?
Everyone:YEAH!!!!!!!!
(Glenn walks into the conversation.Everyone starts yelling at him and asking him questions)
Glenn:(O;O)Don't look at me! Radius is the on who gave me directions!
Treeby&Kirby:(O.o)..............uh.........
(everyone looks at them)
Treeby:If you people don't mind....THIS IS OUR STORY!!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid:(O:O)Whoa,bugger!What's this little pink thing?!
(Kid kicks Kirby away from the crowd)
Kirby: Alright, that's it!
(kirby sucks in all 45 charecters, and got all there abilities)
Kirby: Cool!(^_^)I got all kinds of cool new weapons!Let's see.........a swallow, a dagger, 7 different swords.......
Treeby: Can we get back to the story already?
Kirby:OK, Let's go!
Treeby: Kirby is flying through the woods...
Kirby:Ahem........
Treeby:Fine, forest, when he saw a sign on a tree that said:
___________________________________________________________________ The first anual AVALANCH compatition is this week!!!
If you wish to participate, go to Wispy Woods and get your forms
by the 11th in order to participate!
Beat the champion, King Dedede, and get a prize of your choise!
___________________________________________________________________
Kirby:(O.o)..........Did that say........King Dedede? I thought we were friends after Kirby 64.
Alena:Yeah Kirby, it does.
Kirby:Wait..........aren't you the author?
Alena:Yup.And to answer your question, this story is set before you two became all buddy-buddy.
Treeby:I'm s'posed to be the one who tells everyone what everything means!
Alena:Shut up Treeby, or i'll cut your paycheck!
Treeby:Oh no! It's low enough as is!
Alena:OK then, go by the Freakin' Script!
Treeby:(grumble, grumble)
Alena:what was that?
Treeby:Uh, nothing!
Alena:.............Bye then!
Kirby:We were.....oh yeah!The sign!.......(O.O)HOLY CRAP!The due date's today!
Treeby:Your right!You better hurry, because i can't afford another paycut!
(A few minutes later, Kirby arrives at Wispy Woods location)
Kirby:Wispy, is there still time to register?
Wispy:Your just in time. I was about to close off that branch.
Treeby:......That pun was lame.
Wispy:Who said it was a pun?
Treeby:Never mind.
(Wispy hands Kirby The papers.)
Wispy:Sign here.
Kirby:(O:O)There are a lot of papers here........
Wispy:Don't worry. Only one needs to be signed. The rest are rules.
(Kirby signed the paper,and looked at the rules, which there were 5 of)
Kirby:Why did you waste so much paper?
Wispy:I don't like tree huggers.
Treeby:But aren't you a tree?
Wispy:I DON'T......LIKE......TREE HUGGERS!
Treeby:...(O.o)Ok,you're wierd.
Kirby:Well, I'm registered. Let's go!
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I'll be back with chapter 2.
s'posed to be that way.Everything is off the top of my head, and I think it turned out funny.
ENJOY!!!!!^_~
**********************************************
AVALANCH!
Chapter 1:YEESH!!!
Narrorator:Hi! I'm Treeby, and i'll be your lame narrorator who makes pathetic attempts to
ruin the story for you!MWA-HAHAHHA-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby: As the story begins, our hero, Kirby........
Audience:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:That's nice. Anywho, Kirby..........
Audience: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:Ok, well, Kirby.....
Audience:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:...........Kirby....
Audience:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:(angrily)WILL YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience:NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:Fine then....Kirby...
Audience:YAY!!!!!!!!
Treeby:Kirby..
Audience:YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:..Kir...
Audience:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:(angrily)THAT'S IT!!!!!! I'M GETTING A CHAIZARD AND A PIKACHU!!!!!!!!
Audience:................
(Cricket's chirping)
Treeby:Thank You! Now back to the story.........
Treeby:Kirby.............
Audience:...................
Treeby:OK, wanted to make sure. Kirby is walking..
Kirby:Uh....excuse me, but i'm flying.
Treeby:Ok, Kirby is flying through the woods...
Kirby:i don't fly in the woods.
Treeby:Then where are you?
Kirby:The forest
Treeby:(irritably)THEY'RE THE SAME THING!!!!!!
Kirby:No, they're...
(Suddenly, Serge and Kid from Chrono Cross walk in on the conversation)
Serge: Hey Kid, are you sure this is the right place?
Kid:Pretty sure, mate. This is the place the directions that Glenn gave us led to......Whoa, Bugger!
Serge:What the..?!
(the rest of the Chrono Cross characters but Glenn and Radius Show up)
Korcha:Cha! What's everyone doin' here!
Poshul:Did everyone take directionth from Glenn?
Everyone:YEAH!!!!!!!!
(Glenn walks into the conversation.Everyone starts yelling at him and asking him questions)
Glenn:(O;O)Don't look at me! Radius is the on who gave me directions!
Treeby&Kirby:(O.o)..............uh.........
(everyone looks at them)
Treeby:If you people don't mind....THIS IS OUR STORY!!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid:(O:O)Whoa,bugger!What's this little pink thing?!
(Kid kicks Kirby away from the crowd)
Kirby: Alright, that's it!
(kirby sucks in all 45 charecters, and got all there abilities)
Kirby: Cool!(^_^)I got all kinds of cool new weapons!Let's see.........a swallow, a dagger, 7 different swords.......
Treeby: Can we get back to the story already?
Kirby:OK, Let's go!
Treeby: Kirby is flying through the woods...
Kirby:Ahem........
Treeby:Fine, forest, when he saw a sign on a tree that said:
___________________________________________________________________ The first anual AVALANCH compatition is this week!!!
If you wish to participate, go to Wispy Woods and get your forms
by the 11th in order to participate!
Beat the champion, King Dedede, and get a prize of your choise!
___________________________________________________________________
Kirby:(O.o)..........Did that say........King Dedede? I thought we were friends after Kirby 64.
Alena:Yeah Kirby, it does.
Kirby:Wait..........aren't you the author?
Alena:Yup.And to answer your question, this story is set before you two became all buddy-buddy.
Treeby:I'm s'posed to be the one who tells everyone what everything means!
Alena:Shut up Treeby, or i'll cut your paycheck!
Treeby:Oh no! It's low enough as is!
Alena:OK then, go by the Freakin' Script!
Treeby:(grumble, grumble)
Alena:what was that?
Treeby:Uh, nothing!
Alena:.............Bye then!
Kirby:We were.....oh yeah!The sign!.......(O.O)HOLY CRAP!The due date's today!
Treeby:Your right!You better hurry, because i can't afford another paycut!
(A few minutes later, Kirby arrives at Wispy Woods location)
Kirby:Wispy, is there still time to register?
Wispy:Your just in time. I was about to close off that branch.
Treeby:......That pun was lame.
Wispy:Who said it was a pun?
Treeby:Never mind.
(Wispy hands Kirby The papers.)
Wispy:Sign here.
Kirby:(O:O)There are a lot of papers here........
Wispy:Don't worry. Only one needs to be signed. The rest are rules.
(Kirby signed the paper,and looked at the rules, which there were 5 of)
Kirby:Why did you waste so much paper?
Wispy:I don't like tree huggers.
Treeby:But aren't you a tree?
Wispy:I DON'T......LIKE......TREE HUGGERS!
Treeby:...(O.o)Ok,you're wierd.
Kirby:Well, I'm registered. Let's go!
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I'll be back with chapter 2.