A Harry Potter Fanfic

Daffodil Potter was at her Aunt Rhubarb's house. She had been serving them some delicious high-in-fiber Pomegranate, when all of a sudden, a letter flew through the window. She tried to read it , but then her cousin Daisy yelled, "Hey! Daffodil has a letter!"

"Oh shut it you fat mango." Daffodil told him, and immediately her letter was snatched out of her hand by her uncle Fern.

"Oi! What've we got here?" he said, and then opened it. "Rhubarb dear?"

"Yes, Fern?" she replied.

Uncle Fern hurried over to her and handed her the letter. She fainted.

"Um…" Daffodil started, but uncle Fern roared at her to get to her cupboard in the kitchen. Daffodil ran towards her cupboard and shut herself in it.

Daffodil was a girl with always-straight dark hair. She had a lightning bolt shaped scar on her forehead. She lived in a small cupboard in the kitchen, just big enough for her to fit. It was child abuse, basically. Some time passed, and she woke up in the morning.

Basically, a lot happened but in the end, the letters were everywhere. A giraffe even exploded into letters. They were in a cold shack, and daffodil was checking daisy's watch.

5…4…3…2…1…

boom.

A door exploded, and a huge man jumped out from the wreckage.

"hello, are you daffodil potter? I'm Squash. Hydrangea Squash. I am here to deliver a letter."

And so he did. She was a witch, and she was going to the school of Hogwarts.

In no time at all, she was on the Hogwarts Express. She was sitting next to a boy with aquamarine hair.

"Hello, I'm Bean. Are you really Daffodil potter? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Wow."

"Voldemort killed my mum and dad."

"wow you say the name, no one else does."

"hey, I'm Rice Ranger, and this is olive longtoe." said a girl from the hall. "we are almost at Hogwarts, so you should get your robes on."

"okay." They said in unison.