This is the first story I am releasing on and I have so many ideas for this story but I have no idea if i should continue writing it so i'm slowly releasing the small amount of chapters I've written already to see what people think and to get feedback so leave a comment if you want but all comments will be taken to heart so don't try ripping it apart too badly. thanks.

This is the main character for this story.

Name: Clarisse Moon
Age: 22
Occupation: just graduated from college

Also, for the sake of the story Howard is 28, Vince is 25, and Bainbridge is 36

Third POV:

It was an average a day at the zooniverse for Howard Moon, the usually being made fun of by everyone and getting ignored by Mrs. Gideon. Everybody was crowding in front of the gates of the zoo because Fossil had an announcement for everyone. "Ok everybody", Fossil started in, "Dixon Bainbridge is coming back from his exploration in the rainforest and guess what? He's going to tell us all about it!" Fossil then make a loud high-pitched noise that sort of sounded like a Teradactyl.

"Oh god, the last thing I need is to deal with that jerk Dixon Bainbridge, I hate that damn berk" Howard thought to himself. He always hated how much everybody likes him. He was like the a-hole quarterback who everyone liked and picked on Howard and tripped him in the lunch room and broke his nose right before prom, though he didn't get to ask Jillian out on because she "busy" even though he let her cheat off of him in history class. Howard stopped thinking about secondary school to see that Mrs. Gideon was standing right next to him, with her face of cream, with flaps of cream for ears, and teeth of shiny pegs of cream. Mrs. Gideon was about to look over so Howard started paying attention to Bob Fossil again.

"…And that's why, I'm not allowed to eat bananas anymore when Bainbridge is around. Wait here he is!" Bob Fossil got extra hyper when Dixon "Man of Action" Bainbridge walked through the gates with his suitcases in each hand. "Bainby Baby! I've missed you so!" Fossil yells while trying to hug Bainbridge, but Bainbridge just ended up kicking him in the nuts and punching him square in the face as usual.

"If you even attempted anything like that again Fossil, I will cut you and choke you with your own intestines."

"I love it when you talk nasty." Bob started rubbing his chest.

"Take care of my luggage and put it in my office without touching anything in it before I fire you!"

"Yes Bainbridge." Fossil quickly grabbed his luggage for him and headed off. Bainbridge then straightened out his jacket and turned to the staff.

"Well it's great to be back here at the zoo and it is great to see you all. Well, all of you except Howard Moon and his ugly wife other there." Everybody laughed a bit. "I will be telling my tales from the rainforest in two hours, I'll see you all then, good day." He walked off. Everybody headed off to do work. Howard and Vince walked far off to where they where on cleaning duty for cleaning the windows for the exhibits. As soon as they got there, they got to work.

"So what's up you today? You seem a bit distracted." Vince asked.

"Nothing really, just pissed that Bainbridge has to be such an ass. I cannot think of anyway he could make my life even worse than he already has." Howard looked over to the side and stared "Nothing. At. All." Vince looked over to where Howard was staring to see what he was looking at and didn't see anything. He looked back at Howard."

"What' cha looking at?" Howard looked back at him.

"What?" Vince sighed

"Nevermind."

"Oh. Well Vince, guess what?"

"What?"

"My little sister's going to be visiting and she's going to find a place near the zoo so she can visit all the time and hang out with us."

"Wait, you have a sister? When did this happen?"

"I've always had a sister. Besides, why does it matter?"

"Well it actually doesn't, because it's YOUR sister."

"What' cha mean by that?"

"Well, since she's your sister that means she looks like you and, let's face it, a female you doesn't sound flattering"

"How dare you. My sister is a very charming young lady."

"Sure she is.". Howard signed and He and Vince continued working.

Two and a half hours later.

"… after jumping off the waterfall, my fall was broken by a crocodile. I then started wrestling it and then stabbed it with a dagger that was hidden in my moustache." Everyone was clapping and excited about Bainbridge's story. Well, almost everyone. Howard was just sitting next to Vince in the back row rolling his eyes and keeping one on Mrs. Gideon who was sitting in front of him.

"I was still on the search for the sacred skull of Gettamaya. The sacred skull is what the natives believe to be the skull of one of their most powerful gods and through the thousands of years, had it completely incrusted with precious gems. No one knows where its location is, but one day, I return to the rain forest I will retrieve it in all of its glory. Now since there is nothing more to say or any announcements, I will say goodnight to you all, dismissed." everyone started to stand up but then Howard ran up to the podium and pushed Bainbridge to the side, which made Bainbridge give him a dirty look.

"Wait everyone, I have a mini-announcement. Tomorrow my little sister will be visiting and moving into the area, and I hope to introduce you all to her."

"Oh shut it Moon, If genetics have taught us anything, it's that since she's YOUR sister, she probably looks like a fat chow chow with fleas.", Bainbridge said while people laughed, "be careful moon, children might try throwing peanuts at you two."

"Shut up Bainbridge! A young woman of her caliber is out of your league! Your not even worthy enough to have her spit on you, or any woman to for that matter." everyone owed, they were shocked.

"Whatever Moon, I'm just shocked by the fact you just grew a spine. I'm off". Bainbridge and everyone except Vince and Howard walked off.

"You are so lucky Bainbridge didn't your ass" Vince cracked a smile.

"Yeah right, he's all talk. He couldn't kick my ass even if he tried"

"Howard, you do realize he has the ability to kill man-eating carnivores with his bare hands right?"

"Don't tell me you were buying those crappy stories are you?"

"Well he did kill a crocodile." Howard loudly sighed while they both walked to their cabin.

Back at Howard and Vince's cabin

Howard and Vince were getting ready for bed in the cabin they shared. Howard was sitting in his bed while Vince was brushing his teeth. Vince then walked out of the bathroom and got on the top bunk of their bunk bed [their cabin has a main room with a couch, large table, TV., and kitchen. And a small bedroom w/ bathroom and bunk beds.(based of the pilot of the show mostly and the episodes 'Charlie' and 'electro')]

"So Howard, what's your sister like?"

"Well, she's funny, smart, she has an odd taste in music-"

"So she doesn't jazz if that's what you mean"

"Possibly"

"You know, not every one likes jazz"

"Well I always listened to it growing up and she, since of that, heard it all the time"

"Maybe that's why she doesn't like it"

"Shut your mouth" Vince started laughing a bit from the comment.

"But seriously, what is she really like."

"The thing about her that always just seemed so wonderful to me was that she has a sunny disposition of life and she is also so cherry at times that if you had the worst day of your life, she can still make you laugh and smile."

"So she's really hyper and spunky al the time?"

"Not all the time, but a good amount of the time."

"Well, she sounds pretty cool Howard. And just ignore what Bainbridge said, come on she can't be that ugly to look like a purebred-wrinkly dog with fleas, right?"

"She isn't, and I bet she's excited to meet you, she likes dressing up in funny ways too."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I've told her about you and most of the other people at the zoo."

"I meant about the dressing up part. Do I dress up in funny ways to you?"

"Vince, your known for dressing up like a mod one day and then dressing punk the next. She does that a lot too."

"Oh, alright. Well, goodnight Howard."

"Goodnight Vince". Howard shut off the lamp near the bottom bunk and was still excited about tomorrow.