I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT :)
Third Persons Point Of View! :D
"HOW CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT YOU VILE MANIPULATIVE DOG!" Edward hissed as he shouted at Jacob, standing on his toes, seething with anger.
Jacob grabbed Edward by the throat, holding him up at arms length, two feet of the ground. "STUPID FREAKIN' BLOOD SUCKER, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY THINK YOUR ALL TOTALLY BAD ASS." He growled back, beginning to tremble.
"Do us all a favour and wash yourself of that stench you stupid mutt." Edward grumbled, hanging there from Jacobs hand in the air.
Jacob shook Edward up and down, like a cocktail shaker."Go grow some fangs."
Edward snapped at Jacob, getting out from the choke hold he was in, pinning Jacob down to the ground as he began to pummel him.
Bella, being bored as she was, skipped along fell on the floor, hitting her nose, squashing it into what resembled a 'coke nose' (WHAT A SHAME.), as she got up she stopped as she realised the fight going on between Jake and Edward. "Stop fighting over me!" She cried hysterically.
Edward and Jacob both stopped at mid punch, turning to look at Bella, the confusion clear in their eyes. "Who said we was fighting over YOU?" They both said simultaneously.
"Your.... not?" She whimpered in astonishment.
"What the hell? No." Edward laughed as Jacob said....
"Do get over yourself, Bella dear." Before they both met each others eyes and collapsed into each other in a fit of laughter.
"She th-th-though we was fighting over her!" Jake bellowed in laughter, tears streaming from his eyes.
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A/N :) this was too funny to write kudos for me! Woo!