Simon was sitting at his desk, writing up some paperwork, when the office door swung open. A rather annoyed-looking Nia walked in, and before Simon could say anything, she pulled out a donut and a screw, and stuck the screw into the hole of the donut.
Putting a hand on her hips, Nia explained, "Yoko-chan told me that you two have been doing this behind my back...what do you think that means for you?"
"Uh...uhh...N-Nia, that's not true...I didn't..." Simon stammered.
Tossing the screw aside and taking a bite out of the donut, Nia asked, "So, then...I guess you don't mind if we have a threesome, then?"
"..."
"..."
"...WTF?"
A/N: I don't know why Simon was working at a desk in an office, or why Nia had a screw AND donut with her. This is barely even a drabble.