A/N: Hey, people! I'm Aqua. This story is going to be what I think would happen on TDI if I made it, kind of. It's, of course, based off of TDI. I have the same 22 campers, the same teams, the same soon to be couples, the same Chris, just different challenges and several different backgrounds of the campers. I hope you all like this!
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"This show is called 'Total Drama Island.' For the next eight weeks, twenty-two sixteen year olds will be put into two teams for my-- excuse me-- the world's personal pleasure. The winner will get one hundred thousand dollars. Today, we will meet the campers, sort teams out, and see who starts out on the wrong foot. Stay tuned for this introductory episode of Total. Drama. Island." (cue theme music)
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One by one, campers began to join Chris on the dock of shame from their boats. First to arrive was a masculine woman wearing a blue top and blue shorts. "Eva, nice to meet you," Chris greeted. She scowled, already unappeased by him. He looked shocked while receiving an angry glare from her as the next camper arrived. Out of the boat came a short brunette boy with a toque on his head. "Ezekiel, what's up, man?"
He looked down. He was apparently a shy boy. "Nothing. What's up with you, eh?" The smaller boy replied with a heavy Canadian accent.
Chris laughed as Ezekiel looked confused. Ezekiel went over to join Eva who glared at him. The prairie boy looked down. The next boat pulled up, inside a blond boy wearing a cowboy hat, a pink shirt, unbuttoned to reveal his chest, shorts, and flip flops. He looked very excited as he jumped off the boat. "Yo, what's up party dudes and dudette?"
"Hey, Geoff! Welcome to camp Wawanakwa!" Chris smiled broadly… a little too broadly. Geoff looked back at him with a calm look and joined the other two.
"Sup?" He asked.
Ezekiel looked down and Eva just glared ahead-- to what was undistinguishable. Geoff shrugged their acting off and watched expectantly for the next boat. Two girls were in the next boat. One was a tan skinned beauty and the other was a larger, lighter version of the first girl. "Sadie, look! We're here! Oh my gosh! Look at that guy! He's sooo cute!" said the smaller girl.
"Oh my gosh you're right Katie!" The girl who was, apparently, Sadie said pointing to the host.
Chris grinned. "Katie, Sadie, welcome. And, yea, I am pretty cute," the host winked and smiled. Eva rolled her eyes and the two twins ran to join the two boys and one girl. The two girls waved at the three excitedly. Geoff nodded his head and smiled in acknowledgement, Ezekiel smiled nervously, and Eva took no obvious notice whatsoever.
The next boat came up with a girl with black hair with dark blue green highlights. She walked off the boat and appeared bored. "Hey there Gwen, what's shakin'?" Chris asked. She rolled her eyes and joined everyone else.
"Sup?" asked Geoff.
"Nothing, you?" she replied.
"I'm so totally stoked that I'm going to be on TV! This experience will be the biggest party ever!" Geoff exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air, cheering. Gwen laughed. He seems nice, I think we could be friends.
The next boat drove carrying two people, but only one stepped off. He had a green Mohawk, piercings, and a unibrow. He jumped off the boat onto the dock and "saluted" the other man in the boat mockingly with two fingers to his forehead and a smirk on his lips. "Thanks Officer Dirk," the juvenile smirked. The man glared as the boat sped off. "More like officer dork," he muttered under his breath so no one heard him. The handsome host raised an eyebrow. "My parole officer wanted to see that I actually arrived here in case I made a run for it." Duncan laughed.
"Yeah…," Chris said slowly. "Everyone, this is Duncan."
He smirked and joined everyone else. He bumped knuckles with Geoff while walking over. The eighth boat came up carrying a brunette boy wearing a red track suit and a red headband. He tried to jump onto the dock, but his foot had caught the end of the boat and he fell right into the water. Duncan and Eva were laughing really hard, Katie and Sadie were gasping, and Gwen and Ezekiel were trying to contain their laughter while Tyler had to have Chris and Geoff help him out of the water. "You alright there, dude?" Geoff asked.
"Uh… yeah. I did that to show you guys what a good swimmer I am," the "jock" replied.
"Everyone, this is Tyler." Tyler smiled as he joined everyone else. He was still soaking wet, so no one immediately wanted to be near him.
A girl with her blond hair in a ponytail was carrying a surf board as she stepped out of her boat. "Hey, Bridgette. You're probably not going to get the best… and safest… waves here at Wawanakwa." Chris said cautiously.
"No worries, I can just swim. As long as there's water surrounding me, I'm perfectly fine," she smiled. Bridgette was defiantly one with a laid back attitude. She went to join everyone else, standing in between Geoff and Duncan. She smiled at Geoff and was oblivious to the fact that Duncan just shot him a thumbs up.
Out of the next boat came out a girl with mocha brown hair and onyx eyes. "Hello, Chris McLean," she said in a firm voice.
"Courtney, welcome to the show," Chris said sweetly, probably because someone finally talked to him by name.
Courtney went to join everyone and stood next to Duncan. "Hello, I'm Duncan," he tried to flirt.
"Hello, I'm uninterested," she replied dryly.
"Oh really? And why is that?"
Courtney whipped around to glare at the delinquent. "Because I'm a CIT-- I don't need to be involved with juvenile delinquents, like you," she snapped. He glared at her.
After Duncan and Courtney's argument, the next boat arrived carrying a large blond boy wearing a shirt with a maple leaf on it. "WOOO! HELLO CAMP WAWANAKWA!" he yelled as he jumped on the dock.
"Yo, Owen. Congratulations on getting into the show," Chris said humorously.
"Thanks, Chris, my man!" He shouted. He ran over to the other campers and hugged Gwen and Geoff really, really tightly. Gwen couldn't breath and Geoff started laughing.
Once Owen put them down, the next boat pulled up. In it, a boy with reddish-brown hair, green glasses, a shirt with a planet on it, and he was carrying a keyboard. He looked very interested in the land surrounding him. "Everyone, this is Harold. Harold, welcome to Total Drama Island," Chris greeted.
"Thanks," The geek responded while looking in the grass.
A girl with long blond hair and a huge chest exited the next boat. "Uh… this doesn't look like Malibu," said the girl-- obviously an air-head.
"No, Lindsey, this is camp Wawanakwa," said the host slowly. When Lindsey didn't respond, the host added, "The island where the competition 'Total Drama Island' takes place… the competition you auditioned for?"
The blond girl looked lost while joining everyone. "LOOK! EVERYONE!" Harold shouted. "I found this mega rare beetle!" Harold pointed to a vibrant green beetle. Lindsey, Katie, and Sadie screamed. "No! It's okay! It- NOOOOOOO!" Harold screamed as Tyler ran over to squish the beetle.
Lindsey ran over to the jock and hugged him. "Oh my gosh! You, like, totally saved us, whatsyourname!"
Tyler had a grin on his face. "I did! And, it's Tyler, babe! Tyler!"
Harold silently fumed and awaited the next arrival. Loud noises were heard and everyone looked in the sky to see a helicopter labeled RCMP. After it left, a crazy red head ran out of the forest onto the dock of shame. She was cackling. "Everyone… this is Izzy," stated Chris. Everyone looked at her not sure that this nutcase was supposed to be here.
"Okay, so like, the RCMP has been after me. They, like, totally said I couldn't come here! I had to hide in a cave with this really friendly bear for, like, a whole month!" The red-head ranted.
"Why are the RCMP after you?" Katie asked.
"Well-" Izzy started.
"Welcome, Trent, to Total Drama Island!" Chris greeted, cutting Izzy off.
"Thanks, man. Nice to be here." The black haired boy named Trent said getting off his boat carrying a guitar case on his back. Trent went to join everyone and walked next to Gwen. They smiled at each other.
A large boy came out of the next boat with a little bunny in his hands. "Aww! Look at the cute little bunny rabbit! What's his name?" Lindsey asked.
"Oh, this is Bunny. I love him! Hey, Chris, man? It's alright that I have him here with me, right?" the gentle giant asked.
Chris chuckled. "Oh course, DJ. Whatever makes you happy."
DJ smiled, "Thanks, man."
The next boat pulled up, in it a girl with jet black hair and sun glasses. Duncan wolf whistled and Courtney smacked his arm. "Hi, Chris," the girl said every so sweetly.
"Hello, Heather. Nice to see you here," Chris replied.
"Likewise." she joined everyone else.
"Hey, babe. What's up with you?" Duncan asked. Can't get Miss CIT, might as well get this hot chick. He thought.
Heather eyed him harshly. "Excuse me, I don't remember wanting you to talk to me."
Duncan smirked. "Maybe you got a concussion?"
"Maybe you need to back off before you regret ever coming to this god forsaken island," Heather said sharply. Did I say "hot chick"? I defiantly meant nasty *censored*. Duncan thought.
The next two boats came at the same time. One of them was carrying a short girl with glasses, braces, and her brunette hair up in a high ponytail. The other boat contained a boy with a yellow striped shirt, jeans, and a large gap in his two front teeth. "Beth, Cody, welcome," Chris greeted. The boy and girl joined everyone else. No one took much notice of the two because they were talking so much. Katie and Sadie wouldn't shut up about Chris, Gwen and Trent were talking about poetry, Bridgette and Geoff were talking about a few beach parties they had gone to, Tyler and Lindsey were tying to keep a conversation, but had a hard time since Lindsey asked, "Wait… what's your name again?" then guesses some random name like Brooks or Cole, every two minutes, Duncan was annoying the heck out of Courtney, Izzy was telling Owen unbelievable stories containing her, the RCMP, a mass serial killer, and a snakeskin, and Ezekiel, Eva, Harold, and Heather were left to stand silently. The same thing happened for the next to boats, the first containing a large girl with her dark hair in a high ponytail whose name was learned to be Leshawna and a dark skinned boy with his nose buried in a book named Noah. Leshawna was a hometown girl who used slang and Noah was a cynical jerk.
The last boat to arrive caught everyone's attention. Out of it, came a teenager worthy of being a god. Katie, Sadie, and Lindsey fainted in admiration. Courtney swooned and a scowling Duncan had to support her. Heather looked like she thought she could relate to him. Beth had drool coming out of her mouth. Gwen had her mouth agape. Owen was unhealthily drooling over him. Eva even looked like she was off guard about him. The living god walked on the dock silently. "Jus-tin, what's up man?" Chris asked. Justin smiled and walked to join everyone else.
Everyone was silent for one obvious reason: the girls (and Owen) didn't know what to say to him. Finally, Courtney mustered the courage to talk to him. "H- hi, Justin. I'm Courtney. I think we'll have a pleasurable experience here at Camp Wawanakwa, don't you?" she asked nervously.
He smiled brilliantly and nodded slightly. Courtney couldn't contain herself and sighed deeply. Duncan was really mad about this but want to do his best to look like he didn't care. He tried, but it didn't matter. Trent, Tyler, and Geoff looked jealous of him too. "Okay campers, welcome, all of you, to Camp Wawanakwa," Chris started. "For the next eight weeks, the 22 of you will be competing in the toughest, craziest, weirdest, most dangerous, challenges you may ever endure. First, how about I show you all around. Over in that outhouse, is the confessional cam. This is where you let out what you've been thinking to let the world know. This building is the cafeteria where the lovely Chef Hatchet will serve you three round meals a day-"
"Don't you mean three 'square' meals a day?" Harold asked.
"Nope," Chris laughed. Everyone looked confused. "You'll see soon enough. Those four cabins over there are the team cabins, one for boys and one for girls on each team. The dock we were just standing on is the Dock of Shame. The camper voted off at the campfire pit over there after losing a challenge will walk down this dock, onto the boat of losers never to return again. Any questions?"
"Yeah," said Beth. "Who are the teams?"
"Nice question. We have teams sorted out already. The two teams are called the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass. On the Screaming Gophers, we have Gwen, Trent, Cody, Beth, Lindsey, Heather, Owen, Izzy, Leshawna, Justin, and Noah. On the Killer Bass are Courtney, Duncan, Tyler, Bridgette, Geoff, Harold, Katie, Sadie, Ezekiel, DJ, and Eva. You all have fifteen minutes to meet back here on the campfire grounds while you unpack. Killer Bass on one side, Screaming Gophers on the other, got it?"
The campers groaned as they went to their new homes.
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Killer Bass Girls
The girls walked into the cabin with disappointed glances and groans. "Oh, come on guys! This could be a ton of fun! There's surfing, swimming, and the chance to win a hundred thousand dollars!" said the ever optimistic Bridgette.
"Bridgette's right, people! A hundred thousand dollars!" Courtney said excitedly.
"That's not exactly what I meant, Courtney. I meant… never mind," Bridgette said.
The CIT looked confused before deciding to take control. "Okay everyone, let's get settled in. who wants a top bunk?" Courtney and Katie raised their hands. "Perfect! Katie, do you want to share a bunk with Sadie?"
The tan girl shook her head vigorously. "Oh my gosh, Sadie! This place is so much fun!""I know right!" The two girls began to squeal madly.
Courtney looked disturbed before turning to Bridgette. "Mind if I bunk with you?"
The surfer smiled, "Sure."
"I get a bunk to myself? Do none of you want to bunk with me?" Eva shouted. Everyone backed away from her while she fumed n her claimed bunk.
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Killer Bass Boys
"Yo, dudes! What's up?" Geoff shouted in excitement.
Duncan smirked. "You seem like a cool guy, you wanna bunk on top or bottom?"
"Top," the party animal replied while hopping up on his new bunk.
"Alright then, I'll get this bottom one," the delinquent responded putting his stuff down on the bunk below Geoff.
"Uh… guys? Can I have a bottom, please?" said DJ. He sounded scared of getting a top bunk.
"Sure, man! Tyler, wanna be on the top?" asked Geoff.
The athlete shrugged and tried to throw his stuff on the bunk and fell down in the process. "I'll just use this bunk," Harold replied. He was still glaring at Tyler for squishing his beetle.
"What?" said a confused Tyler.
"Nothing, gosh!"
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Screaming Gopher Boys
"Hey guys, what's up?" Trent asked.
Owen "Woo"-ed while the others just muttered a reply. No one had problems picking out their bunk, but everyone was getting annoyed with Owen farting every five minutes. "Oops, hehe, sorry," he always said.
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Screaming Gopher Girls
"This is, like, totally not the hotel I was promised," Lindsey said disappointedly.
"Who told you that?" Gwen asked curiously as she put her bags on a top bunk.
"This really nice guy on the street. He also took my wallet saying it was out of style. He was, like, so helpful!" The air head said. Gwen rolled her eyes.
Everyone in their tent hadn't a problem with picking out their bunks, until Heather decided she wanted things her way. "Hey, weird goth girl? I wanted that bunk?" the stuck up girl said.
Gwen was displeased by this. "Yeah? Well too bad. This is my bunk, go find another."
"Listen, here on this island, I will get my way. And right now, my way is that bunk so move!"
"Make me!" Gwen said sneering.
"Yo, hold up. Who do you think you are telling her what to do?" yell Leshawna.
"Who do you think you are talking to me like that?" Heather said, emphasizing every few words.
The three girls continued to argue, really annoying everyone and Izzy was talking about an incident she had with the Mounties. "…and I started running away! It was so cool! I was shouting-"
"Will all campers report to the campfire ground?" Chris said over the intercom.
"'YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!'" the redhead shouted.
"Wanna bet?" Chris said over the intercom. Izzy looked really confused as she followed everyone to the campfire ground.
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"Okay capers, now that everyone's settled in, it's time for your first challenge," the host announced once everyone arrived at the campfire. "It's called 'A Hikers Life for Me.'"
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A/N: Okay, read and review please! And honestly, how was it? Sorry for the cliff hanger, I'll update as soon as I can. I have three things to say before I depart. (1) Enjoy that disclaimer beneath this, it's the only one you'll get. (2) Any ideas for challenges, rewards, and such? Please feel free to send them to me. I mean it. Last time I asked that of readers, I was very much ignored. ): (3) I wrote 3073 words in this chapter! YAY! (Including those words too, hee hee)
Disclaimer: I do not own TDI or its characters. And enjoy this disclaimer, because it's probably the only one you'll see for this whole entire story. This disclaimer also includes any challenges based off of movies, books, TV show, video games, and such.