For Deanna, because she's not having a very good day. She needs some Kyman in her life, and I've been shitty with updates. So here bb, for you.
Rating: M
Pairing: Cartman/Kyle
Summary: Eric tortures Kyle in their college dorm.
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Kyle groaned and thumped his head onto his desk. "This is fucking bullshit."
"It's not bullshit Kahl. It is the language of the greatest man ever to walk the face of this Earth...besides Jesus of course. Because he was awesome...you wouldn't know anything about that though, would you Jew?" Cartman scoffed and ran a hand through his hair.
"No. It's fucking bullshit. I can't believe you changed my fucking schedule on me you sick fuck!"
"Kahl, Kahl, Kahl. What would your mother say if she heard that mouth?" The larger boy tsk'ed, smirking saucily across the room.
"She'd say, 'Oh Bubbe, kill that racist fat bastard and Daddy will help hide the body'." Kyle snapped back, banging his head on the desk a few more times.
Apparently Cartman had a good deal with the Dean too. When he went to talk to the lady about having dropping the German course she had refused. Adamantly.
Said it was for his own good.
How the fuck was the Jewish kid taking German 'for his own good?'
Kyle groaned again, giving up on destroying his brain cells. He pushed his glasses back onto his face, in an attempt to make the words in front of him less fuzzy.
If only putting glasses on made them look less German, Kyle mused, staring helplessly at the textbook before him.
A large hand settled on his shoulder, giving him a squeeze. "If you needed help Kahl, all you had to do was ask." A voice purred into his ear, breath fluttering against his cheek.
Kyle ignored the tightening in his pants. He was silent for a long moment, before gradually turning around to face the fatass.
Their noses were hardly two centimetres apart. Kyle mentally chuckled at the look of surprised lust in fat asses eyes.
Shifting just a bit closer, so their noses brushed delicately against one another he purred "Teach me."
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HAHAHAHA PERVERTS IT WASN'T THAT KIND OF TORTURE! I MADE YOU ALL READ THIS FOR NOOOOOOOOOOOTHING!