Disclaimer: I don't own anything. (I'm paranoid. Even though this story probably isn't going to get very popular, I don't want anything bad to happen.)
You, "Jack Will", has died! You will now be teleported with another group of 250 people in a randomly chosen universe!
"Wait, wha-"
whoosh!
Your chosen universe is...
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"Naruto"!
Difficultly: Hard
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Are you sure you would like to join this universe?
Please choose one down below.
|Yes|
|No|
Warning! Error code: 10291
Please submit an bug report to the Dev!
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You have chosen the universe, "Naruto"!
Please roll for your stats.
Warning! Error code: 84523
Please submit an bug report to the Dev!
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The below is your stats, please roll again if you would like another try.
Level: 1
HP: 25
CP: 25
STR: 1
VIT: 1
WIS: 1
DEX: 1
INT: 1
LUK: 1
SPD: 1
Rolls left: -5
Thank you for creating your character. We wish you good luck.
Perks unlocked!
! #$%^: The ability to save and load.
-15% to all stats.
whoosh!
Rolling fields: Tutorial
So, uh, yeah. I just died. I mean, there wasn't really an explanation for what just happened... Well, the character creation sort of just went by itself on auto. The question is, HOW? I'm screwed. There's nothing else left to it. My stats are all one. How am I supposed to do anything? I'm going to die. What did I in my past life to deserv-
The tutorial will begin now. Please say, "Observe".
Sure? "Observe".
Skill unlocked! "Observe" LV: 1
Allows the user to get information from the object they focus on.
Please focus on the object now before you.
A dumbbell sort of poofed into existence.
"Observe."
Dumbbell:
A average dumbbell. 5 minutes of constant use will increase you STR by 0.1
Requirements to use: 5 STR
Wait, doesn't that mean I can't use it? Oh well, doesn't hurt to try. I went over there, and tried to pick up it. It just. Didn't. BUDGE! After trying for a few minutes, I gave up. When I was about to walk back, a system error popped up.
Warning! Error code: 45621
Player:JackWill* requirement:/"5"str (autofilldata) :/dumbbelltutor *&^! [-Auto skip-]
Oh, uh. Wow. I didn't know the game could have a bug.
Phase two of the tutorial will now begin. Please hit the dummy.
"Observe."
Dummy
It's a worn dummy made of old fabrics.
HP: 50
Observe LEVEL UP!
"Observe" LV: 2.10%
Allows the user to get slightly more information from the object they focus on.
Eh? The dummy has more HP than me? My face started to flush in embarrassment. At least observe leveled up. I ran up to the dummy, and hit it with all the strength I could muster. A small popup from my left said, " *CRIT* Dealt 4 HP!"
That was a crit?
Oh, for f!cks sake.
You have defeated, "Dummy"! You gained 100 Ryo! You gained 100 EXP!
LEVEL UP! Please put one stat point in one of stats below.
Name: Jack Will
Level: 2
Exp until level up: 0/300
Available stat points: 2
HP: 25
CP: 25
STR: 1
VIT: 1
WIS: 1
DEX: 1
INT: 1
LUK: 1
SPD: 1
Skills*(Will show most used. Click bottom for all skills.)
Observe LV: 2.10%
Allows the user to get slightly more information from the object they focus on.
Perks:
! #$%^: The ability to save and load.
-15% to all stats.
Great, great. We're moving things along here. I'm probably gonna go with a ranged, if possible. Don't want to die anytime soon. What? I'm not some heroic idiot. I'm going to survive, hopefully. Won't be putting my life for some character in a novel. So, I guess I'll put one into VIT and the other into DEX. Once I added them, I felt more... healthy? I once again opened my character.
Name: Jack Will
Exp until level up: 0/300
Level: 2
Available stat points: 0
HP: 50
CP: 50
STR: 1
VIT: 2
WIS: 1
DEX: 2
INT: 1
LUK: 1
SPD: 1
Skills*(Will show most used. Click bottom for all skills.)
Observe LVL: 2.10%
Allows the user to get slightly more information from the object they focus on.
Perks:
! #$%^: The ability to save and load.
-15% to all stats.
Great, I'm basically the dummy, but I can deal 1-2 damage and move. Very uplifting. Anyways, should the third phas-
The third phase will now begin.
Would you like to save?
Heck yeah! Gimme that! I clicked the Yes button enthusiastically.
That promptly brought me to a saving screen.
Saving...
(Pro tip: You'll find the save button within the pause menu)
There was a pause menu? Wow, that sounds overpowered. Then again, I don't have the Gamer's Mind...
Not thinking about that subject anymore, I said pause, and then a warning popped up.
Warning! You must be at least level 5 to use the skill pause!
Looks like the game doesn't want me to exploit the save function just yet, eh? Well, let's start the fight.
A looming figure in the distance approached...
Trying to swallow my fears, I squinted, and said observe.
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HP: ?
CP: ?
STR: ?
VIT: ?
WIS: ?
DEX: ?
INT: ?
LUK: ?
SPD: ?
*If you cannot see the creature/object clearly, information will be withdrawn. Level up your Observe to 10 to overcome this!
Observe LEVEL UP!
"Observe" LV: 3.01%
Allows the user to get slightly more information from the object they focus on.
Well, that just made me even more nervous. I don't even have any skills, the one exception being Observe, which wasn't even a combat skill.
When the figure got close enough for me to see, I said Observe once again.
Genin Sachi
Age: 12
HP: 200
CP: 100
STR: 10
VIT: 10
WIS: N/A
DEX: 10
INT: N/A
SPD: 10
Genin Sachi is your fresh genin in the start of canon Naruto. There are almost no defining traits about him that are different from the other brand-new genin.
Seriously? This was what I was worried about? As I walked up to him, he moved into a taijutsu stance that I had yet to know. Without any further notice he swiftly ran up to me and punched me. My head flew back, hard. -15 HP. Sh!t! I got arrogant. I forgot that he was still a ninja in training. Age really doesn't matter that much in this world, does it?
I held my hands up in a attempt to make me look like I knew what I was doing. I sprinted up to him, and tried to punch him. I heard a audible thump, but pain jolted up my arm. -5 HP. Wait, what? Why am I punching a rock? More importantly, where is h- My body fell to the ground.
Headshot! Crit! -25 HP! Damn, he was behind me! I immediately rolled to the left, when I saw him coming at me with his foot again. I also regretted it, when my injured arm acted up again. I got to my feet, and staggered to the left, barely avoiding another punch from my right. Ducking under a kick that grazed my hair, I kicked him back square in the stomach. Dealt 5 HP.
I backed up, giving myself some time to breathe while nursing my hurt arm. Argh, this fight isn't going well. Coming at the kid with my arms up again, I felt something hit my thigh. -1 HP. Status effect, "Bleeding" applied. -1 HP every 5 seconds. Looking down, I realized a kunai was stuck in my flesh. -1 HP. I dropped to my knees, feeling a burning sensation. I tried to pull it out, and I did, unfortunately. Status effect, "Severe blood loss" applied! -1 HP every 0.5 seconds. Warning! You have low HP. Please use a healing item soon, or you will die. -1 HP! -1 HP! -1 HP! And I thought I was doing so well...
You have died!
You died! Would you like to:
|Load|
|Quit|
So, uh, yeah. I died. AGAIN. That was just idiotic. Why did I forget that he had stuff on him? Bleeding effect is just bull, well, for some with low HP like me... it is. Oh well. Not wanting to know what happens if I chose Quit, I just chose Load.
Loading...
(Pro tip: If you have trouble with anything, click the Pro Tip section in your inventory!)
Wow, that was completely useless. Well, lets get this fight over with.
A looming figure in the distance approaches...
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Whew, I've got him whittled down to 130 HP, while my own is:
Name: Jack Will
Exp until level up: 0/300
Level: 2
Available stat points: 0
HP: 29
CP: 50
STR: 1
VIT: 2
WIS: 1
DEX: 2
INT: 1
LUK: 1
SPD: 1
Status effects: Slight bleeding: -1 HP every 10 minutes.
Sachi came at me again, his eyes narrowed. Not wanting to get hit by him, I sidestepped him. I then lurched forward, a fist cocked in my hand. I'd like to say I hit him, but I'm not that lucky. He blocked my attack, then did a fake short kick. As I moved my hand to block his foot, he pulled his leg back and released a devastating kick that hit the side of my head. Headshot! -15 HP! Status effect, "Dizzy" applied for 6 seconds. -8% to WIS and STR. Holy- will this give me a concussion?
Confused, I started to run, repeating my hit and run strategy. The most dangerous part was the chance of getting hit by a kunai. Whilst I was running, I ran in a zigzag style in hopes of not getting hit. Multiple kunai and shuriken flew past me.
I started to purposely started to slow down, and when I was in striking range of the kunai, I suddenly stopped and went backwards. I then pointed my elbow out, and sank it into his stomach. *CRIT* Dealt 8 HP! Not giving him time to recover, I grabbed his shirt and pulled him into my cocked fist. He staggered slightly. *Headshot* Dealt 9 HP! Status effect, "Dizzy" inflicted for 3 seconds. Wow, I might actually be able to do this! I saw him start to pull out a kunai, so I kneed him hard on the privates. He dropped it after that. *CRIT* *COMBO x 1* Dealt 15 HP! Status effect, "Severe stomachache" inflicted for 15 seconds. -10% to STR. I can't say I felt too manly after I did that, but wow, that was satisfying.
Sachi's eyebrows furrowed in anger. I tried to punch him again, but he moved to the right, albeit not so gracefully, and shunshined to the right position to throw me across his back. -8 HP. What the hell? Why hasn't he used it before in the fight? Then grabbing my incapacitated arm with one arm, he pulled his leg back an- HOLY no. No no no. Please don- crack! -5 HP. Status effect, "Broken arm" applied. If you use your broken arm in combat, the following status effects will be applied. "Pain". Will last as long as you keep using your arm. If you use your arm in combat long enough, you can render your arm permanently damaged, and therefore useless unless you find a healer [Master] rank or above.
Ok game, you can screw off now. Why would you put my goddamn HP at one? Why make me suffer when I already CLEARLY lost? The last thing I saw was Sachi stabbing my chest with a kunai. *Overkill* -500 HP! Status effect, "Massive internal bleeding" applied. -25 HP every second. Status effect, "Massive external bleeding applied. -25 HP every second. Warning! A catastrophic drop in blood pressure has been detected. Please hurry immediately to a hospital, or you will die. -30% STR -30% WIS -30% DEX.
You have died!
You have died! Would you like to:
|Load|
|Quit|
Well, that could have gone better. How did I once again forget the most important thing? Bosses always get harder when you get them down to half HP.
I also had to do a moral check. Because, seriously, beating up a kid and feeling satisfied... I guess the frustration got to me. Of all the people, why me? Why was I the one forced into this fight? All stats at one, all I had going for me was this save thing. And still, whats the point of a save when you can't even beat the first boss? All these things just made me angry. I guess I'll just have to try harder. I clicked Load, hoping that that would be the last time I loaded in this region.
Thanks for reading! Please review, and just a warning, I update about every 2-3 weeks. Assuming the fact that I don't have any life problems in the way. Have a great day! Also, just to clear things up. Saving is a ability exclusive to Jack Will, if you haven't noticed yet.