Get Your Own Plot Twist, Hojo!

by Lamia of the Dark

Oneshot. Sephiroth rejects the Darth Vaderish "I am your father" declaration and Hojo is forced to tell him how he was REALLY born. CRACK.

DISCLAIMER: FFVII belongs to Square Enix.

-- Get Your Own Plot Twist, Hojo! --

"I'm your father," Hojo declared dramatically.

"What? No!" Sephiroth cried, outraged. "You are NOT Darth Vader. Get your own plot twist!!"

"Fine," Hojo snapped, "Lucrecia and Jenova scissored and nine months later, Lucrecia gave birth to you. Jenova named you Sephiroth, and nursed you even though her head had been cut off at that point in time - which is probably why you turned out to be a sociopath. End of story."

"... that... isn't much better..."

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