A.N.: I don't know how this EVEN started, but please read it! I think I was just in the mood to write! Sorry if some of the words are spelled wrong, because my spell check says they're right!
DRIVERS ED
Clark watched in mock surprise as Lex tossed him the keys to the Porsche. "You want to drive?" Clark caught them in mid air right above his head. " Are you sure?" Lex smiled gallantly, "I asked didn't I?" Clark's eyebrows rose noticeably and his eyes glinted in amusement, "I have to warn you –" Lex cut him off, " I'm sure everything will be just fine." Clark opened his mouth, "bu-" "Are you coming or not?"
"Cccccccccllllllllllaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrkkkkkkk!" Lex shrieked loudly and gripped the dashboard his nails digging into the leather, "Slow down! No! Turn right! No! Your OTHER right!" Lex shut his eyes forcefully.
"How is it possible that you are such a bad driver?!?!?!" Clark glanced at Lex, "I tried to tell you!" "You didn't try hard enough!" "It's worse for me! I have to pass the Drivers Ed class tomorrow!" Lex opened his eyes slightly then instantly regretted it, "Clark! Slow down!" "I'm trying to!"
The sound to screeching tires and the smell of burnt rubber filled the air. "Is it over yet?" Lex asked, his eyes still slammed shut tightly. "Yes, Lex." Lex unlocked the door and stumbled out. "I am NEVER driving fast ever again." Lex was so nauseous he overlooked the fact that Clark had a smirk on his face.
"Clark?" his dad asked be in awe of the huge grin on Clarks face. "What's got you so happy today?" Clark tried to suppress laughter as he declared proudly exactly what had happened with him and Lex. By the time he was done, Jonathan was holding his sides trying to repress the laughter that threatened to slip out. Clark smirked "He said he wasn't ever going to drive fast again!" Jonathan gave him an odd look, "That's what you were after!" Clark nodded, "You knew that. I HAVE been driving perfectly since I was ten!"
A.N: Okay.... I know it is short, but I wrote it for fun! Please review! I live for them, and please don't mention the length, because I KNOW!