Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!
Yeah, this was a random idea one morning between my friend B-Chan and I... It doesn't make much sense... behold the result of SUGAR-COATED CEREAL and two dangerously insane minds... enjoy! XD
It was just another boring average day at the task force headquarters. Mogi, Aizawa, Matsuda, and Sochiro all sat at their computers, sipping idly at their coffee and staring blankly at the screens in front of them waiting for light and L to arrive. suddenly they heard a crash of shattering ceramic outside. Matsuda got up and skipped through the door. Seeing the chaos in the lobby, he waved the rest of the task force over.
Light and L were fighting, but not the usual kind because Light was in the process of throwing another lamp at L's head. And then they saw it. There was a fake black mustache on L's upper lip. light was screaming at him, "Who are you and what have you done with L?!?!" He threw a toaster this time and L ducked.
"I'm L."
"No you're not, you have a mustache!" L took the fake mustache off.
"Oh, L! Where were you? there was this guy who looked just like you but he had a mustache! You just missed him! Where did he go?"
L just stared at Light in amusement and put the fake mustache back on.
"Oh my god, who are you!?!" Light screamed again. This time he threw a potted plant at the detective's head. L moved out of the way again and the plant shattered against the wall behind him.
"Get away from me you stupid-" L took the mustache off. "Oh, hi L"
L face palmed, stifling his laughter. quickly he regained composure, sticking the mustache back on causing Light to scream.
L pulled the mustache off and Light stopped screaming. Every time he put it back on though the screaming began again.
Mustache on.
"Aghhhhhhhh!'
Mustache off.
"…"
Mustache on.
"Aghhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Mustache off.
"…"
"So, L, I was wondering if- what are you doing here?!" Light screamed at the guy with the mustache.
"I'm here to... help you," L said carefully. "You can tell me all of your secrets."
"Really? well then I was walking home one day when I found this black notebook on the ground so I picked it up. on the front cover it said 'Death Note', and on the inside it said how to kill people, so you know of course I would take it home because you know that's what any normal person would do. so then this death-god-pig... thing came and said it was mine and took all of the apples from the kitchen! So I started killing people and became known ad 'Kira' . then I met this guy named L that you don't know and I act like I'm trying to kill him when actually when I'm bored I sketch yaoi pictures of us in the Death Note because I think he's smexy, but that's beside the point anyway-" L took the mustache off looking extremely disturbed.
"I've heard enough," he stalked away, his left eye twitching.
"Oh, hi L! that guy came back and I told him a few of my secrets," Light giggled. "So where were you? I can't believe you missed him again!"
L turned around and looked at Light. "You do know this is a fake mustache, right?"
"What?" asked Light confused.
L held the mustache up. "This," he began slowly, "isn't real," he put it under his nose.
"Whoa" Light stared
"Yeah. You know, Light there's this thing called being smart. I'm sure you've heard of it because it's what you claim to be…"
"Yep!"
"You're not, nor will you ever be. Good day, sirs," L acknowledged the task force who had been watching the entire time, and walked out of the room.
Matsuda piped up after L left. "So, Light, you're gay?"