Preface

"Ugh!" I shouted as I ripped the newborns head off. Just as I finished throwing her into the Fire another newborn tackled me, efficiently breaking some of my ribs. As I tried to grab by the hair he bit my shoulder. Definitely not my day. I yelped as he pulled my arm off. Great! Well that's another scar to add. I thought sarcastically.

"Oh, You Son Of A Bitch!" I shouted at him trying to fight him w/ one arm.

I didn't want to waste my power on Him but if I had to I would. He was really starting to get on my last frigging nerve. Why did this group of newborns have to be so aggressive? I mean really, now I have a new set of scars just from 8 freaking newborns! I had already killed and disposed 4 of them; incapacitated 3, and now I just had this one. I could knock them out, but really, where's the fun in that?

I grabbed my arm off the ground before he could throw it in the fire, trying to reattach it to my shoulder. It would take a while before it would go back to normal, but you get used to it after the first 80 times.

I jumped into the nearest tree trying to figure out my next move. My vampire brain was literally running 500 M.P.H., oh they joys of being a vamp. It was at times like these that I wished I was still human, so I could sleep, which was quite often. It's not like I could remember much of my human life anyway, I mean it has been over a century since I was human.

I struggled to find a good spot in the tree without the newborn being able to see me. I looked around the field for Maria, but couldn't find her. Dam-It I thought. She was never here when I needed her most. She always seemed to pick the worst- I was brought out of my internal ramblings by the newborn tackling me to the ground. Shit! I have had enough of this crap. I grabbed the newborn by his petty little head and twisted until I heard the SNAP! I then quickly disposed his head into the fire and grabbed his arms, put my foot on his chest and yanked, successfully making him useless. I ripped the rest of him apart quickly, and worked my way to the other newborns. I finished the rest of them rather slow for my liking but you know the saying 'Beggars can't be choosers'. Yeah, that's me. I quickly put out the fire before anyone would notice. Not that anyone would come out this far into the middle of nowhere, but you never know.

I started toward my car and within moments I was there. My Truck was my pride and joy. My mint condition 2018 Ford F-150 XLT pickup truck. Black, of course. I climbed in and headed toward my house to change into my "searching" clothes. That's what Maria called it. Where we had to change into 'sexier' clothes to try to seduce the people who were fucked up enough to come near us. I was able to attract both sexes which was pretty damn weird. Or so I thought. On the other hand Maria thought it was funny to have girls come up to her offering to give her night of her life. Maria would get the night of her life, just not the way the humans thought.

I pulled into my 3 mile long drive way and thought about my life. It had been pretty fucked up since that birthday party. My supposed soul mate left me, I lost my family, so since I had nothing left to live for I decided to wonder the world on my way to Italy, so the Volturi would kill me. That's how Maria found me, brought me back to the America, and had me lead her newborn army's. So that's where I am today. I rarely think about the Cullen's. Especially Alice and Edward. Those fucking traitors.

What a mighty fucked up life. Well it was my fucked up life.

My Name is Isabella Swan, and this is my seriously fucked up life.

Chapter 1; WTF

Bella's Point Of Veiw Location: Bellas House In the middle of the forest

I walked into my master bathroom looking at my full length mire, to see if I looked good enough for Marias standards. Of course I do I'm me. Hint the sarcasm. Of Coarse after the last stunt she pulled she knows not to question me. After all if I wanted to I could hurt her drastically, even destroy her if I wanted.

I thought I looked pretty good tonight. I wore my black leather miniskirt that barely covered my ass, my black fishnet stocking, Black inch knee high leather boots, and to top it off my black leather tube top. (If it could even be considered that.) It showed so much more cleavage then I would have liked and ended right under my breasts. For jewelry I was wearing consisted of my black chocker, black hoop earings, and black and silver bangles. My makeup was a smokey look, which was my favorite, my mascara, and blood red lipstick. I was Ready.

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Bella Pont Of Veiw. Location Sal's Bar In Southern Texas.

I walked up to the bar easily getting in through the bouncer because of my looks. I started toward the stairs, which is the V.I.P section, because I knew Maria always rented that area on Friday nights.

As I walked up I could here her talking to some other…vampires? Yep, vampires, I could smell them. Wait… Them? Yep, there was more than five, I think three. Or maybe four. As I walked in I could here Maria talking so I decided to interrupt.

"-You know you want to Jas-". Maria started.

"Maria! What the heck do you think you are doing leaving me stranded with the newborns? Huh? Because it better be good." I said with my jaw clenched.

I walked right past her and the three, yep three, vampires and straight to the windows overlooking the dance floor. I didn't even lance at the vamps because, well frankly, I don't give a shit who they are.

I could practically see the fear rolling off of Maria, and the shock of the other vampires. Probably due to my scars since no vampire could have as many scars as me, well besides Maria.

"Now, now, now. Is that anyway to talk with guests here, Isabella?" She sneered my name like it was the worst thing on the earth. Even though I could say there are some worse thing, like for example: HER.

"Because Frankly I Don't Think Its Very Becoming Of You." She said.

Boy she really was trying to piss me off. And it was working. And she knew that.

"I don't give a rats ass what you think Maria." I said without turning around.

"And for our guests, they could jump off a cliff for all I care. Not that It would do much damage." I mumbled the last part under my breath, even though they probably heard.

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. What am I going to do with you now?" Maria Said.

"Now Greet our guests with the proper respect the deserve."

"Our Guests? Yeah right." I retorted.

"Hanson." Was her warning growl, but it didn't scare me; it never did.

I decided to comply this once, because mainly I didn't want to have to reattach my arm latter.

As I turned around I started to say something but couldn't form a complete thought. I was to shocked. Why I was shocked you ask.

I was starring into three pairs of equally shocked Golden eyes.

So what do you think. This is only chapter one and the preface. O and here is this.

Disclaimer: All material and characters belong to Stephenie Meyer. All songs belong to who Ever Wrote them. Lol.