CHAPTER 1: For Everything Else, There's Master Hand
Dear Sonic,
I miss you.
Love Amy
To Lord O'Donnell,
Your advice is sorely needed for the invasion of Sauria; please respond as soon as possible.
From Leon
HIII Kirby,
Poyo, sha-ching!
Na Keeby
Master Hand sighed at the pile of letters in front of him. Every week he would get tons of the Smasher's friends' letters being sent to his office. He didn't dare show the letters to the Smashers though, with some of the things said, it would make it impossible to contain some of the Smashers in the Mansion.
He tensed as he heard a crazy maniacal laughter approach his office. His brother, Crazy Hand was here. The door flew open two seconds later and a giant floating left hand dashed into the office, scattering papers all over.
"Hi bro!" yelled Crazy. "What cha do-win?"
Master Hand sighed, partly at his brother and partly at his work. "Nothing much," he finally replied.
"Wanna go bowling?" Asked Crazy.
"No... No thank you... Can I ask you a question please?"
"..."
"I need help... What do you think I should do about all these letters?" Master Hand asked, indicating the pile of paper in front of him.
"Hmm..." Crazy Hand pondered as he picked up a letter.
"'Dear Master Hand, we are writing to inform you that your subscription to Hot Big Hands Weekly has been successful. We have included...'" Crazy Hand began reading aloud before Master Hand grabbed the letter back and threw it in his desk drawer.
"Well sure I can help! I know exactly what to do with all these letters!" Crazy Hand cried as he twisted his hand-body into the shape of a gun and aimed at the letters on the desk. "Destroy them all!" He yelled in a deep voice.
"NO!" Master Hand yelled as he darted towards Crazy Hand and knocked him, sending the charged shot from Crazy Hand out the window and towards a relaxing Toad, who was fried instantly.
"I meant..." Master Hand started to explain. "Just read a letter."
Master Hand floated back to his desk as Crazy Hand picked up a letter and began to read.
"Ooh..." Crazy Hand said when he had finished. "Now I get it!"
"... Do you?" Master Hand asked as he flopped into his chair.
"Sure! I know exactly what to do!" Crazy Hand exclaimed.
"..."