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Well for one thing Star Trek Nemesis wouldn't have sucked cause Spock would
be in it! And George Takei would have his own series! Sorry if I offended
anyone. I ♥ Star Trek!
Authors note: I should be writing my Essay right now.
I changed my commanding officer's diapers
"Energize, Scotty" Kirk said calmly.
"Aye." Scotty said pushing the small buttons and levers, shimmering pillars of light to form on the transporter pad. As the humming faded away, the forms solidified and stepped off the platform. All except for one.
"Oh my holy crap!" Kirk yelled out in surprise.
"Where is Spock?" Sulu asked. Chekov pointed at the small, chunky little baby boy still sitting on the platform.
"Tha' can't be!" Scotty said scrutinizing the small baby. However, there was no doubt that this little baby was not Spock. He had the same delicate pointed ears; his black hair gently fell over his little face, which revealed wide, moist gold speckled brown eyes.
"Spock?" Kirk came over to the baby. "Scotty, what happened?"
"Must' a been the transporter. His cells must have been regenerated."
"Why aren't Chekov and Sulu like this?"
"Go figure. I have no Idea sir, but it looks like our problems have just increased. The transporter is malfunctioning, due to a spontaneous ion storm. They are lucky we got them when we did. They would not have survived the transportation." Scotty said rather irritated.
"Well what now?" Sulu said watching baby Spock curiously.
"Well I'll take him down to McCoy."
"Boy, will he be surprised." Chekov grinned.
"You have no idea." Kirk picked up little Spock who began to wail and kick his little legs. "Its all right...shh...its all right." Kirk tried to calm the baby but to no avail.
McCoy was snoozing on his desk, when he heard a loud buzzing.
"Wuh? Come in."
Kirk walked into McCoy's office cradling the crying baby in his arm.
"Hey what gives? Who is it?"
"Don't you recognize your first officer?" McCoy scowled at Kirk.
"What's going on? Stop joking with me. Who is that really?" Kirk gave the crying child to McCoy. The baby immediately stopped crying and looked at McCoy with inquisitiveness. McCoy looked down to meet the baby's brown eyes.
"What Happened Jim?"
"Freak transporter accident." Kirk shrugged.
"His cells have been regenerated? Weird."
"That's what Scotty tells me. Well I really have to back to the bridge..."
"Well? Here you go I've got to take care of some patients." McCoy said rather quickly, giving Spock back to Kirk. The baby again began to scream loudly.
"No you don't Doctor. Here I think he likes you." Kirk said gently shoving Spock into McCoy's arms. Just as soon as Spock had started to cry he stopped, looking at McCoy again.
"Awe, see he likes you." Kirk said innocently.
"Listen Jim I'm a doctor, not a babysitter."
"Well it looks like we are going to have him around for a while, so you'll have to be one."
"You are not serious."
"Oh I am quite serious. Listen I have to go. I'll come back and check your progress later." Kirk said leaving swiftly. McCoy was left there holding the baby.
"This is all your fault." He looked down at Spock. The baby cooed happily in his presence and then threw up on him. "Oh... jeese...thanks a lot Spock!" The baby smiled and laughed, "I can tell this is going to be a very stressful day."
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Authors note: I should be writing my Essay right now.
I changed my commanding officer's diapers
"Energize, Scotty" Kirk said calmly.
"Aye." Scotty said pushing the small buttons and levers, shimmering pillars of light to form on the transporter pad. As the humming faded away, the forms solidified and stepped off the platform. All except for one.
"Oh my holy crap!" Kirk yelled out in surprise.
"Where is Spock?" Sulu asked. Chekov pointed at the small, chunky little baby boy still sitting on the platform.
"Tha' can't be!" Scotty said scrutinizing the small baby. However, there was no doubt that this little baby was not Spock. He had the same delicate pointed ears; his black hair gently fell over his little face, which revealed wide, moist gold speckled brown eyes.
"Spock?" Kirk came over to the baby. "Scotty, what happened?"
"Must' a been the transporter. His cells must have been regenerated."
"Why aren't Chekov and Sulu like this?"
"Go figure. I have no Idea sir, but it looks like our problems have just increased. The transporter is malfunctioning, due to a spontaneous ion storm. They are lucky we got them when we did. They would not have survived the transportation." Scotty said rather irritated.
"Well what now?" Sulu said watching baby Spock curiously.
"Well I'll take him down to McCoy."
"Boy, will he be surprised." Chekov grinned.
"You have no idea." Kirk picked up little Spock who began to wail and kick his little legs. "Its all right...shh...its all right." Kirk tried to calm the baby but to no avail.
McCoy was snoozing on his desk, when he heard a loud buzzing.
"Wuh? Come in."
Kirk walked into McCoy's office cradling the crying baby in his arm.
"Hey what gives? Who is it?"
"Don't you recognize your first officer?" McCoy scowled at Kirk.
"What's going on? Stop joking with me. Who is that really?" Kirk gave the crying child to McCoy. The baby immediately stopped crying and looked at McCoy with inquisitiveness. McCoy looked down to meet the baby's brown eyes.
"What Happened Jim?"
"Freak transporter accident." Kirk shrugged.
"His cells have been regenerated? Weird."
"That's what Scotty tells me. Well I really have to back to the bridge..."
"Well? Here you go I've got to take care of some patients." McCoy said rather quickly, giving Spock back to Kirk. The baby again began to scream loudly.
"No you don't Doctor. Here I think he likes you." Kirk said gently shoving Spock into McCoy's arms. Just as soon as Spock had started to cry he stopped, looking at McCoy again.
"Awe, see he likes you." Kirk said innocently.
"Listen Jim I'm a doctor, not a babysitter."
"Well it looks like we are going to have him around for a while, so you'll have to be one."
"You are not serious."
"Oh I am quite serious. Listen I have to go. I'll come back and check your progress later." Kirk said leaving swiftly. McCoy was left there holding the baby.
"This is all your fault." He looked down at Spock. The baby cooed happily in his presence and then threw up on him. "Oh... jeese...thanks a lot Spock!" The baby smiled and laughed, "I can tell this is going to be a very stressful day."
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