funny random quotes sayings

by Twilight's good for the soul

this is just something really random that I came up with when I was bored, it's kind of silly and crazy and cookie but I think you might get a quick laugh out of it. It's famous poems, quotes, and sayings that I changed to go with the twilight series.

Disclaimer: I own nothing

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I love Twilight

So should you

I know that sounds really mental but I really wanted to type/write something and it was the first thing that popped into my head. Lol

Now that I'm on this track though I think I'm just gonna start writing some randomly stupid things. Enjoy. If you think it's bad you can always click out.

" To read or not to read, that is the question." " Although when it comes to the twilight series the answer is quite obvious"

Ha ha ha

Edward's hot, hot, hot and Jacob's not, not ,not

I know these are stupid and you probably think I'm crazy but oh well. As soon as they pop into my head if they make me laugh I will write them down.

Bella Bellabwelha banananana fo fella fe figh fo fella….Bella

YAY

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" " Well a twilight fanfic a day isn't nearly enough to keep twilight fanatics away"

If you agree with some, most, or all of these you may be just as much of a crazed twilight fanatic as I am

If you've got any ideas on stupid quotes/sayings that I can do please tell me!

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