If this gets any reviews, I will be shocked. Anyway, please enjoy the randomness.
"Zis is pointless," Berlin sighed. "Vhy, just, vhy are you doing somezing so clearly stupid und idiotic?"
"Because I can," D.C said.
"Baka," Tokyo said, trying to hold the heavy camera steady. "If you fairl, I wirrl raugh at you."
"Thank you for the motivation, Tokyo," D.C sarcastically said. "Okay, video world! I am D.C! I'm gonna jump off this building, into traffic, on a bungee cord! My friend Berly over there is gonna hold the rope! My dear Toky is recording this crazy crap, haha!"
"Zis man is crazy," Berlin said stoically. "If you ever see him, please. Put him in jail. He is a menace zat needs to be locked avay."
"Kill joy," D.C huffed. "Okay, ready!"
"Vhat is ready to you?" Berlin grunted heavily.
"That," Tokyo said, pointing the camera to the blonde American.
"Push!" He laughed. Tokyo happily kicked him, in the butt, sending him plummeting.
"Baka," Tokyo smirked.
Berlin lazily held the end of the rope, listening to D.C. laugh and screech.
"Now?" He yawned.
"Hai, Berrin-san!" Tokyo said. Berlin smirked, and let go of the rope. They heard an, "umpf!" down below. Tokyo peeked over, and mumbled, "He's fine."
"Let's get him," The German said. Tokyo faithfully obeyed him.
By the end of the day, D.C had bruises and a scrape. America told Berlin and Tokyo to leave him there, and to wish their parents best wishes from him.
D.C. also learned to never trust Tokyo and Berlin as a team.
Yea, some crazy crap I wanted to write. To, y'know, break some author's block and crap. Like or don't, y'have free will.