I don't own Harry Potter or the Avengers, which is a shame – cause Fred Weasley and Steve Rogers are both really hot...

Chapter One

13/06/15

4:30 A.M.

Location: George Cinq; Paris, France

Honey Stark rolled out of the double bed in the hotel room to the sound of Pepper quietly scolding her dad.

"Honestly Tony, can't you behave for more than five minutes?" Pepper Potts sighed. As much as she loved him, Tony Stark would be the death of her.

"What's Dad done now Pepper?" Honey asked tiredly

"He's been himself, what more does he have to do?" Pepper responded rhetorically.

"Excuse me!"

"Fair point." Honey shrugged, pulling her ruby red hair up into a sloppy bun.

"Hey!" Tony exclaimed, "As the -"

"Goddamn Paterfamilias of this room." Honey and Pepper chimed.

"I demand respect! And I'm obviously not going to get it from either of you!" Tony grumbled, but his smile ruined the pretence.

"We love you too Daddy." Honey grinned at her father. Ten years she'd been calling him that and it still sounded like music to his ears. Pepper rolled her eyes.

"Come on, Starks squared, or we're going to miss our flight."

"Pep, darling, I still don't understand why you say that even though it's our jet."

6:00 A.M.

Location: Airplane; Stark hanger; Parisian Airport; Paris, France

Honey settled down into a chair as they got ready to take off. Pepper was leafing through some papers while Tony and Rhodey were just sitting (with it being way too early for alcohol).

Suddenly, the tune to 'Uptown Girl' started blaring from Honey's bag. The girl dived for it and retrieved her iPhone.

"Steve!" the redhead exclaimed, all tiredness vanishing with the sound of her boyfriend's voice. Pepper and Rhodey's eyes snapped to Tony, who was watching the scene cautiously. Nobody could deny that Honey seemed more vibrant the she had all week... Tony grinned mischievously and crept behind his daughter, before grabbing her phone – ignoring the loud protests.

"No visiting for the day Captain! Especially after nine! I'll have Jarvis on watch!"

"Dad!" Honey cried out, lunging up and artfully knocking the phone out of the father's hand before catching it with her own. Giving her dad a very dark glare, Honey returned to her conversation:

"Sorry about him Steve, he thinks he's funny."

"S'alright Trooper, Tony just thinks he's protecting you." Steve's voice soothed her despite the crackling.

"I'll ring you when we get back to the States, okay love? My phone's roaming." Honey didn't want to stop talking to him though.

"Sure, see you when you get back."

"I love you."

"Love you too, Trooper."

Honey smiled into the phone as the connection was cut off.

"Really Tony, did you have to?" Pepper sighed – again – at her partner's foolishness, "Steve told you he wasn't going to cross 'that line' but you still embarrass them regularly."

Tony looked down at his shoes' as he normally did whenever Pepper scolded him. Rhodey – however – took this moment to admire everything that'd happened over the last ten years...

Word Count: 485.

New Story, New Story! Sorry *blushes*.

If anyone's confused: Rhodey's Tony's best friend and he wears the War machine suit, so that's why he's there. Also, why he's not mentioned at the beginning of the chapter is because he's in a different room.

I have no credit to the 'squared' joke: it comes from Ash Ai's fanfiction Ice Cream – which is amazing.

Also, the Honey/Steve relationship will be explained (I'm just smoothing over the details!)

Next Chapter: Rhodey finds Honey and takes her to Tony and Pepper.

Please review! :).

P.S. Am I the only one who thinks that Steve would use 'Trooper' as a term of endearment?