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As I try to wrap things up and the heavy drama of Ben's dilemma..and I think of ideas for fic contests…here is a little standalone I came up with …hope you like it… I think it will make you laugh..
Good luck to Matt tonight at the Golden Globes
Emma came home and walked through the house.
"Mom? Dad? Anybody?" she called. "Come on Erica." she said to her cousin.
"I can't believe he asked you out." squealed Erica.
"I know," Emma yelled.
"It has to be perfect, very sexy and mature." Emma said. "Hey why don't I look in Mom's closet?" Emma and Erica immediately began pulling dresses out and holding them up to themselves. They primped and prodded as they stood in the front of the mirror modeling.
"You look fabulous darling, " they giggled to each other.
"Yes it's my new Donna Karan." giggled Emma,
Emma put the dress back still laughing and found an old video tape.
"Oh my God this looks ancient." Emma said. "It's a video tape, they actually put things on tape in the stone age."
"What do you think is on it?" asked Erica.
"It's probably that old corny Prom video. You know the one where your mom and my mom are going to the prom and my dad was so in love with her.." Emma said.
"Yeah I heard the story." Erica said. "I can't believe my mom was ever that fat."
"And I can't believe that isn't my moms real nose." giggled Emma.
"Or it might be my first birthday party. I saw that once and my so called bunny cake was originally a penis. Then my grandmother kept telling about your mother's first birthday…" Emma continued.
"Eww I saw that once, let's not go there, " Erica said.
"Come on there's an old vcr downstairs. My father watches old programs from the Discovery Channel."Emma said.
"Could you dad BE any more boring?" laughed Erica.
The girls took the video and put it in the vcr…the picture came on the screen..it was Emma's mother and father circa 2001. He wore a bright red sweater and she had on a tank top and jeans. They seemed to be sitting on a couch.
"Hey that's Uncle Joey's " screamed Emma. "There's hugsy on the couch and Marvin the Martian. I remember that place. " she sighed.
In front of them was a pile of envelopes and some letters, maybe even cards.
"I wonder what they are doing?" asked Erica.
"Look how pretty my Mom was." smiled Emma.
"Uncle Ross looks like such a dork." laughed Erica.
The video continued with a story about backpacking through Western Europe and Emma's mother pretending to spill wine on the papers.
"They are wasted." snorted Emma. "Cool"
"Hey those are my parents wedding invitations," exclaimed Erica. "My mom would go ballistic if there was anything on those invitations."
The girls continued to watch the screen. There was a lot of action going on…
"Oh my God …they are getting undressed…they're kissing and ewww ewww ewww." Emma said as she shielded her eyes.
"Look at em go!" screamed Erica.
"It's not your parents! Turn it off!" she screamed and grabbed the remote.
"I am scarred for life."