"Welcome back to Camp Wawanakwa! Yes, you heard it right folks. We are back here with a few familiar faces from our past 4 seasons. We've brought back the heroes you adored and stalked and the villains you hated and also stalked! They're all here, thanks to legally binding contracts, to endure another summer of fun and pain filled challenges to win another million dollars. Thanks to a few top people in power with no eye for entertainment, we were forced to drain the island of all radioactive waste on the island before we started the show. [sigh] Oh well, guess we'll have to over stock on the tnt to make up for the lack of waste…which in retrospect, is pretty AWESOME! So who will win, who will lose, who will try and sue me again for bodily harm, all questions will be asked right now on TOTAL…DRAMA…ALL STARS!"

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"Well there's no need to waste time with a tour, lets gets straight to our returning stars! And here comes one now!"Chris shouts as he looks on in the distance and sees a familiar Latin hottie approaching the dock on a boat.

"You loved him in season 3 during our world tour and loved seeing him sizzle as he was burnt alive by volcanic lava. Say hola to our Latin bro Alejandro!" Chris announces. Alejandro gets off the dock and is in perfect condition. His wavy brunette hair, green eyes, chiseled physique and killer smile were all present to Chris's amazement.

"Gracias amigo and it's a pleasure to be here."Al says with a fake smile as he walks off.

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ALEJANDRO: McClain will pay for what he did for me! Thanks to that incident back in season 3, I had to spend the rest of my college fund and life savings to repair my perfect body. I will win this season and no one will stop me!

"Cool to see you too buddy. And here comes our runner up from last season, Cameron!"As Chris said this Cameron is already on the dock walking up to Chris.

"Cameron my man, what up?"Chris asked. Cameron smiled and is about to speak until Chris shoves his face out of the cameras view.

"Wait! Forget this nerd, look who's here now! Our favorite CIT Courtney!"Courtney appears with a grimace on her face as she walks onto the dock.

"Courtney's one of the most popular contestant requests we've had! Considering you've seen her face on seasons 1 through 3, I guess we all can't get enough of seeing her in pain because you all wanted her back on the show." Courtney glared at Chris's intro for her.

"Gee thanks for the warm intro and bringing me back to this miserable island." Courtney stated with frustration.

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Courtney: Not only am I forced to endured another humiliating summer on this show, BUT it has to be on the same island where I met HIM! I swear Chris, if you value your life, you will not put me and him on the same team! Head will roll McClain!

"And here comes our other famous alum, reality tv's biggest bad boy, Duncan!"Chris announces. Duncan jumps off the boat carrying his bag with a frown.

"Duncan dude, happy to see you back!"Chris says waiting for a high five. Duncan passes him by and leaves him hanging.

"Get bent McClain. After all the crap you put me through for 3 seasons straight, you're lucky I'm on parole, or else I'd kick your butt."He growled as he passed him. Duncan's eyes shoot up and his jaw drops as he spys his crazed ex gawking at him as well in disbelief. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, no one said Princess was gonna be here. I want off this crappy show!" Duncan demanded.

"Like seeing your face is a joy for me Duncan!"Courtney retorted.

"Why can't you leave me alone psycho!?"Duncan shouted dropping his bag and stomping over to her.

"Ha! There's a laugh the arsonist delinquent is calling me a psycho! And for your information I never chose to get on this show! I got sucked in the same way you did!"Courtney snapped glaring at him.

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DUNCAN: That's just great! Its bad enough I got dragged back to this dump, but now I gotta deal with Princess CIT again! I swear McClain, if you put us on the same team for laughs, I don't give a crap what my parole officer says I will kill you!