ME: W00t! New story!!!

Erk: Oh dear Lord....read and review, or else-

Pent: BURNINATE!!

Everyone: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!

It was a seemingly normal day. Shichiri went to school, Luu Ann was shunning Shao Lin, and Shao was totally clueless. Until, of course, Shao found an odd contraption in the closet. It was a grayish-black color, with several large bumps and venty things on it. But it's most distinct feature, in her opinion, was the long elephant trunk it had. She decided to ask the nearest person what it was.

"Luu Ann-san, what is this?" Shao asked the Guardian Angel Nitten.

Luu Ann examined it carefully. "I don't know," she said thoughtfully. "Ask Master Ta about it."

"Okay," Shao smiled. "MASTER TASUKE!!!!"

Shichiri flinched as he entered the room. "What is it, Shao?" je asked.

"What's this?" Shao asked, pointing to the thingy.

"Oh, that's a vacuum cleaner. You've used it before remember?"

"No."

"Never mind." Shichiri sighed. Shao started to walk away, but her long hair (don't ask) accidentally pressed the 'hi-speed' button. Suddenly there was a loud whirring noise and Shao, who was dragging it by a handle and the 'trunk', was pulled along the floor. She screamed in fright as she sailed across the room, clutching the vacuum cleaner.

"What's going on-ACK!!" Luu Ann had entered the room, and was hit by the vacuum. Not she too was riding along the vacuum cleaner.

"MASTER TASUKE, PLEASE HELP!!!!!" Shao pleaded.

"I'M TRYING!!!!!!!!!"

"WELL, PLEASE HURRY! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

BOOSH!

Shichiri ran into the next room and gasped to see Shao and Luu Ann on the floor, unconcious.

"Shao! Luu Ann! Please, tell me you're all right..."

Both of them awoke and looked at Shichiri.

"Master Ta..." Luu Ann began.

"that was..." Shao continued.

"SO FUN!!" they both yelled. Shichiri did the anime fall.

Then he got up.

"Master Tasuke, may e please do that again sometime?" Shao asked.

Shichiri fainted.

Me: I hope you liked it! Once I get 3 reviews, I shalt continue.

Everyone: --Is still on fire--

Pent: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Me: Errr...Read and Review. Thank you.