Author: I don't own Naruto. I was bored so I came up with this. I also decided to put me and my friends in it.
Chapter 1 ~'Tachi-chans closet~
One day Naruto was skipping along and singing happily, "I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WOOOOOOOOOORLD! LIFE IS PLASTIC! IT'S FANTASTIC!" when suddenly Musha jumps out of the bushes, knocks him out, ties him up, puts duck tape over his mouth, and throws him in Itachi's closet.
When Naruto finally comes to he finds himself in a small dark room. He starts to struggle trying to free himself but instead hits his head really hard on the wall.
He lets out a muffled cry of agony.
Then a door opens and Naruto sees Itachi standing there.
"How the hell did you get in my closet?" Itachi asks.
"Mufa magd me mand phrou fee min mere!" he said. Itachi rips off the duck tape and Naruto immediately yells, "Musha gagged me and threw me in here! OUCH!!!!!!!"
"Damn it Musha." Itachi said to himself. He then closed the door and walked away.
"WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!" Naruto cried.
Well that's all for now! Have you noticed I like to start me fan fics with people singing? Oh well! Next chapter on its way! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!