Preface
Have you ever wondered if skin is flammable? I'm not asking this because I want to burn anyone or whatever... I'm just wondering 'cuz of a little 'thing'...The only problem is that little 'thing' is what either supposedly saved, or killed somebody... I keep wondering 'cuz like, if a whole room caught on fire you'd catch on fire too right? But I mean your finger doesn't catch fire when you pass it over a candle... It just burns that specific spot on your finger. The pain doesn't spread like mold on a newly moldy piece of bread. It just kinda sticks there, like peanut butter on the roof of your mouth and you can't do anything about it, 'cuz your tongue gets sticky too! And then your throat gets sticky because your tongue is half-way down it! Then you try to chug it down with a glass of milk, and the milk gets stuck too! SO THEN YOUR MOUTH BECOMES PEANUT-BUTTERY AND MOIST! AND THEN- Hold on I'm getting off topic here, lets get back to where we left off. So...then the saying "Your life is at stake" comes to me, and I wonder what it means. Whenever I used to think about it, my mind makes a mental picture of someone's life depending on if they ate a steak or not. Of course then I come back to the flammable part. Is a steak flammable? Of course it is! Who am I kidding? I mean, I once saw one go up flames so big, you could've roasted 50 chickens with the heat that thing gave off... Which brings me to another dilemma... Is chicken flammable? I mean you don't see flaming, headless chickens running around everywhere. But I'm pretty sure that you can light its feathers up and... Voila! Insta popcorn chicken! But now that we know that some animals are, in a sense, 'flammable'. What if there was an animal that really is flammable? I don't mean just able to catch fire flammable... I mean spontaneous combustion flammable! I think fish are flammable! You hear all the time about beached fishies and how so many die. But I think that after so long in the sun, like maybe after six hours or something... THEY EXPLODE INTO FLAMES! Think about it... Why are they always in the water? They need a safe way to get oxygen without getting too close to the sun! Whenever someone catches a fish, they cook it immediately! See... they don't wanna wait around for them to explode. So they just speed up the process. Then... if, perchance, there was a massive tidal wave or something... Like in the Day After Tomorrow. And tons of fish became beached and couldn't get back into the water... What would happen..?