A/N: this is my first SSX fic so please be nice. I really like SSX and I
got it for Christmas. This is weird pairing but it is so weird it works for
me. I hope ya enjoy! Please Read and Review!
Disclaimer: I own SSX..yup..I swear just like my name is Elise and I'm from Canada and I'm a champion snowboarder. Yup...I swear! ((Just so no one sues me, I don't own it))
Elise sat on her bed reading Vogue and eating a candy bar when Kaori burst into her room. She managed to gasp out, "Please hide me! I stole Psymon's sandwich and now he's going to hurt me! Please let me hide in here!" As she was talking the house had begun to shake and the whole house knew that Psymon was coming upstairs. Feeling pity for Kaori, Elise gave a silent nod to signal her to dive under the bed. A second later Psymon came slamming through the door, his face in the sourest position possible. Through ground teeth he said, "Where is that little bitch. When I find her I'm going to tear her into a thousand pieces and put her into the snowmaker." A small squeak came from under the bed and Psymon's head turned that way. He started to go over to the bed when Elise put a hand on his chest. "Hold it right there. You didn't knock. NOW GET OUT!" He raised an eyebrow at her, "What is it that time of month?" Elise snapped at that remark, "Your gonna pay for that." She jumped on top of him, punching his face repeatedly. He pushed her off of him and she stumbled backwards. "Don't you try and pull that crap on me, you little bitch!" He stalked out of the room and Kaori peeked her head out from her hiding place. "Thanks, Elise-san. He was really mad this time. All because of a little sandwich." She shook her head in despair and walked out of the room.
Psymon walked to the freezer grumbling at just about everything. He grabbed a bag of frozen peas and put it up against his eye. Seeiah walked by and with one glance at him she burst out laughing, "What'd a cat attack you or something?" He growled at her and resisted the urge to punch her face into the wall. He also walked past the very sickening sight of.. Mac and Marisol, sitting on the couch, sharing saliva. He pounded the stairs once again and headed to his room. While walking down the hall, he passed Brodi ((faints)) and the spiritually in tuned buff-bodied guy handed the fierce Canadian an incense stick. He threw it on the ground and slammed the door to his room. He went over to a huge aquarium that was being occupied by a 5- foot-long snake. He reached inside and stroked the scales of it when a there was a knock on the door. He swiftly opened the door and when no one was there he almost closed the door. Almost. He looked down by chance and what he saw was astonishing. It was a sandwich, egg-salad, the kind that Kaori had eaten, lying on a plate. He looked around to make sure no one was watching before he picked the sandwich up and took it into his room, closing the door once again. But someone was watching.
Elise came downstairs chuckling to herself. Marisol had decided to tear herself away from Mac and went to get something to eat. Elise came into the kitchen and tapped Marisol, who was bent over at the fridge, on the shoulder. She whipped around and a nasty sneer spread across her face. "What do you want, Bombshell." "Well, I just thought you might want to have a little fun. With Psymon." Marisol's ears perked up when she heard this but she still looked skeptical. "Senorita, I doubt you could take Psymon down." Elise smirked, "But with the help of my computer and, perhaps you, it might be possible." She whipped out a Polaroid with an incriminating picture of the toughest guy in SSX... ???. Marisol smiled, wrapped her arm around Elise's shoulders and they walked to Elise's room to have some fun with the computer and the scanner.
Disclaimer: I own SSX..yup..I swear just like my name is Elise and I'm from Canada and I'm a champion snowboarder. Yup...I swear! ((Just so no one sues me, I don't own it))
Elise sat on her bed reading Vogue and eating a candy bar when Kaori burst into her room. She managed to gasp out, "Please hide me! I stole Psymon's sandwich and now he's going to hurt me! Please let me hide in here!" As she was talking the house had begun to shake and the whole house knew that Psymon was coming upstairs. Feeling pity for Kaori, Elise gave a silent nod to signal her to dive under the bed. A second later Psymon came slamming through the door, his face in the sourest position possible. Through ground teeth he said, "Where is that little bitch. When I find her I'm going to tear her into a thousand pieces and put her into the snowmaker." A small squeak came from under the bed and Psymon's head turned that way. He started to go over to the bed when Elise put a hand on his chest. "Hold it right there. You didn't knock. NOW GET OUT!" He raised an eyebrow at her, "What is it that time of month?" Elise snapped at that remark, "Your gonna pay for that." She jumped on top of him, punching his face repeatedly. He pushed her off of him and she stumbled backwards. "Don't you try and pull that crap on me, you little bitch!" He stalked out of the room and Kaori peeked her head out from her hiding place. "Thanks, Elise-san. He was really mad this time. All because of a little sandwich." She shook her head in despair and walked out of the room.
Psymon walked to the freezer grumbling at just about everything. He grabbed a bag of frozen peas and put it up against his eye. Seeiah walked by and with one glance at him she burst out laughing, "What'd a cat attack you or something?" He growled at her and resisted the urge to punch her face into the wall. He also walked past the very sickening sight of.. Mac and Marisol, sitting on the couch, sharing saliva. He pounded the stairs once again and headed to his room. While walking down the hall, he passed Brodi ((faints)) and the spiritually in tuned buff-bodied guy handed the fierce Canadian an incense stick. He threw it on the ground and slammed the door to his room. He went over to a huge aquarium that was being occupied by a 5- foot-long snake. He reached inside and stroked the scales of it when a there was a knock on the door. He swiftly opened the door and when no one was there he almost closed the door. Almost. He looked down by chance and what he saw was astonishing. It was a sandwich, egg-salad, the kind that Kaori had eaten, lying on a plate. He looked around to make sure no one was watching before he picked the sandwich up and took it into his room, closing the door once again. But someone was watching.
Elise came downstairs chuckling to herself. Marisol had decided to tear herself away from Mac and went to get something to eat. Elise came into the kitchen and tapped Marisol, who was bent over at the fridge, on the shoulder. She whipped around and a nasty sneer spread across her face. "What do you want, Bombshell." "Well, I just thought you might want to have a little fun. With Psymon." Marisol's ears perked up when she heard this but she still looked skeptical. "Senorita, I doubt you could take Psymon down." Elise smirked, "But with the help of my computer and, perhaps you, it might be possible." She whipped out a Polaroid with an incriminating picture of the toughest guy in SSX... ???. Marisol smiled, wrapped her arm around Elise's shoulders and they walked to Elise's room to have some fun with the computer and the scanner.