Whooo this is for moongirl123.

Goldenthorns paced back and forth while muttering to herself. Soda was tied up in the corner of the room. No, this wasn't what Goldenthorns was mad about.

"God freaking damn in Soda... why do you never listen!" She screamed at him," I wrote that you went with Steve to a party so I could kill off Ponyboy but you refused to go to that Party! Now not only do I have to rewrite that chapter, I also have to drag out that story!"

" But... you torture Pony so much! I could live with him dying for the 100th time!"

"Hey! It would only be the 99th time! Get your death facts straight!"

" Your Insane!"

" No, I'm in control."

" Are you?"

" Yes."

" Okay." Soda looked away dramatically," I'm quitting."*

" What! Soda you can't! What about when I need you for the brotherly moments after Pony gets abused by Darry? And-"

" Wait what? Abused by Darry? Darry would never do that!"

" Hehehehehe don't read Today Decides Tomorrow..."

" Unless you began to write happier storys were Pony doesn't die I'll leave."

"But... I'll just call in Goldenponygirl to help me!"

" One problem with that. That was your old acount."

" Dang it. I'll call SkywolfdragonYEAH, He knows fighting stuff... I think..."

"He hasn't read The Outsiders yet and remember in his stories he can't attack someone unless it is defense."

" Bloodyblackrosepetals?"

" Yes, she is a trained killer but no, she would not because A: She does not aprove of all the yaoi you draw in Alegbra that does include me and Pony-"

" But you guys always have clothing on when I draw!"

"-And B: She is too busy with Grace's shit-list to even help you."

" Fine! I guess you win." Goldenthorns walked away to her computer. She wasn't about to give up now. Someone once told her what to do in a PM. She searched threw them while petting the purring Tex on her lap (yes, he is a cat now.)

" A Ponyboy pushie! Tex, that's the answer!"

" Neigh!" Tex... neighed.

"Tex... You a cat not a horse..."

"Oh right! Mew!"

" Ok now where can I get one... I know! I'll make one."

^^^^^^FOUR LONG WEEKD LATER^^^^^^^

" Sodaaaaaaa" Goldenthorns sang. She had tried to make a plushie. She gave up and bought a baby doll. Then stapled Ponyboy's face to it. Close enough.

" What?" Soda got up from the chair in his cage. In the next cage over Ponyboy tried to hide under his chair.

" I got you this!" She shoved the doll between the bars," You have a Ponyboy of your own whenever I try to destroy Ponyboy!"

"Really?" Soda jumped up and down but stopped when he hit his head. Ponyboy laughed, earning him a death glare from Soda.

"So do I have permission to go write a fic were Pony dies?"

"Yeah!"

" Guys! That doesn't sound like fun!" Ponyboy whined.

"Shut up Ponyboy #2" Goldenthorns and Soda said at the same time.

*okay my mom was watching some show and this was the fight was this. The people who did this were REALY bad actors. It was pretty funny. The sad part is that it was supose to be a serious show...