Oh, Man McGee!, a ncis fanfic

Hi guys! Out of the spirit of Halloween, here's a fun fanfic for you! (Just to let you know, Gibbs is married to Jenny and they have a daughter name Luna) Happy Halloween!

Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS or the characters nor do I own anything of Hocus Pocus and Charlie the Unicorn.

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Oh, Man McGee!

By: Ilovemiax

"Did anyone find a good Halloween movie I haven't seen!?" Tony called into the bullpen. It was Halloween night, Tony, Kate, McGee, Abby, and Ducky were in Abby's well decorated lab. Gibbs was currently at his hose working on his boat, while Jenny and Luna were giving trick or treaters candy.

"Um… what movies have you seen?" Kate asked.

"A lot." Was Tony's answer.

"Oh! I know!" Abby yelled, "I know this movie, called Hocus Pocus! I've never seen it myself, but I hear it's good!"

"I saw it," McGee said, "but, I don't think you should watch it." He added quickly.

"Well, why not?" Ducky asked.

"It was boring, and really bad. So, don't watch it!"

"Let's watch it!" Tony yelled.

"NO!" McGee yelled, "NO! It's a bad movie! Very bad!" Tony grinned.

"Let me be the judge of that!"

"Well, I refuse to watch it!" McGee said and stormed out.

"Timmy wait!" Abby called and ran after him.

"What got them in a frenzy?" Kate said.

"McMovie seemed awfully defensive about it." Tony said.

"You should go talk to him." Ducky suggested.

"Why me!?" Kate and Ducky just looked at him.

"Ok, ok!" Tony ran out yelling for McGee. He caught up with him and Abby.

"Listen, I'm sorry if I said something earlier that offended you."

"It's fine, just don't watch the movie ok?" Tony sighed.

"I can't promise…"

"Oh…"

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Tony's House

Tony was sitting on his living room couch with Hocus Pocus in the DVD slot. Pushing play he started watching, shoving popcorn in his mouth. Then seeing a boy, who looked very much like a younger version of McGee yell, "Emily!" in a squeaky voice, Tony choked on his popcorn.

"McGee!?" He thought in shock. As soon as the video was over, his suspicion was confirmed.

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Abby's lab

Tony had called Kate, Abby, Luna, and Ducky at midnight asking them to come meet him in Abby's lab.

"DiNozzo," Luna said rubbing her eyes, "Do you know what time it is!?" All the NCIS agents in the room had their pajama bottoms on and a jacket. Abby was wearing black sweatpants, Kate was wearing baby blue sweatpants, Ducky was wearing his normal attire, and Luna was wearing pink pajama bottoms with picture of the YouTube sensation Charlie the Unicorn.

"Unicorns?" Tony asked.

"What!? I can't like unicorns!?"

"Never mind, I was watching Hocus Pocus earlier and look what I found…" playing the movie he fast-forwarded to where McGee started yelling Emily.

"Oh my gosh!" Abby squealed through her laughter.

"So, this is what Timothy didn't want us to see." Ducky said.

"He's going to be so pissed when he find out!" Luna said.

"I agree," Tony said, "So, let's all agree to not tell Probie!"

"Speak for yourself." They said and left.

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Next Day

"So, Tony." McGee said, "Did you find a movie?"

Please review! Happy Halloween!

P.S: The actor of McGee was actually in the movie Hocus Pocus.