Here it is guys, my second fanfiction: The SUPER SUPER MARIO SUPER SUPER SHOW, SUPER EDITION DELUXE! It's finally here by a request I received. This is going to be my spin on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! This is a fanfic based on the "super mario bros super show", an actual TV cartoon that played a while ago, I think the 80s. The "episodes" will generally follow the plot, but I'm gonna put my spin on things. Be afraid! We're gonna have smash characters and ANIME CROSSOVERS! WOOOOOOOOO! In fact, I'm putting my new favorite anime into this first episode! They are characters from Fairy Tale, THE BEST ANIME EVER! Anyway, this fanfic is basicaly super mario bros super show with extra SUPER! ENJOY!
BIG DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE TV SHOW, THE CHARACTERS, OR ANYTHING ELSE! THE STATE OWNS IT ALL, COMRADE! -soviet anthem suddenly plays-
It's a great fanfic! Let's see what the locals think of it!
Red Magnus (from Disgaea 5): "SUPER!"
Great! Now what does slowpoke from pokemon think?
Slowpoe: "UUuuuUUUUUuuuuUuuuuUuuuuuuuuUuuuuUuuuUuuuuUuuuuuuUuuUuuUuuUUuuUuuUuUuUuUuuuuuuuuuuuHHhhhhHhhhHhHhHhHhhHHHhhHHHhHhhhhh..."
Well, we will get back to him later!
Without further doo-doo, here comes the pesky plumbas!
Note: I'm writing this from third person, put all the "plumber's logs" will oviously be in first person Mario. God I love this, it's a Star Trek reference, the writers for this series must be geniuses. You will know which text is he plumber's log because it will be in bold or italics or somehting. The rest is told from "the narrator" an-ever-mysterious figure, who nobody knows the identity of. OOOOO a mystery! The narrator has his own personality.
also note: I'm going to be writing in a looser style with more humor, this is supposed to be a lighter series in tone.
Plumber's Log number 101. The land of ice. Me and my brutha luigi had just rescued princess toadstool from King Koopa, again. We were on our way to find a snow cone joint to celebrate. Hey! Maybe they'll have some spaghetti too-
SMASH! A birdo with severe flight coordination issues just bashed her head into a random pillar, interrupting Mario's monologue for comedic effect.
AHEM! as I was saying in my plumber's log, as a reward for saving princess toadstool, we both got her autograph, and she added us both on snapchat!
SMASH! there goes the birdo again.
OH MAMA MIA FORGET IT MOVE ON WITH THE STORY!
Mario and luigi were walking behind Princess Peach's, YES IM GOING TO CALL HER PEACH MARIO! ahem- Princess Peach's sleigh, being pulled by one of her friendly, loyal, and despicably underpaid servants, Toad.
"Pull a little faster, will ya froggie-woggie? it's cold out here!" Peach loved ordering people around. It's a princess thing.
"My name's Toad!" said the little mushroom man who's name was in fact Toad. However, before their conversation could progress any further, the Birdo from before swooped down and plucked Toad and flew off with him. You see, this particular Birdo had lost its offspring, and mistook Toad for him. Thinking she had found her lost son, she slobbered:
"CHEEPY, LITTLE CHEEEEPYYYY!"
Birdo was filled with joy from finding her long lost son. She had even had the missing bird bureau post a picture of her missing son on milk cartons!
"HEEEY, LEMME GO! AND I AIN'T A CHEEPY EITHER! LAST MONTH I HAD TO BUY THE PRINCESS A NEW CROWN AND IT TOOK MY ENTIRE LIFETIME EARNINGS! NOW LEMME GO!" Toad looked down, he was high enough that his comrades Mario, Luigi, and the Princess were tiny dots below him. "ON SECOND THOUGHT, DON'T LET ME GO!"
Meanwhile on the ground, Peach was saddened by the loss of her precious servant. Or perhaps she was just angry she would have to walk the rest of the way. "OH NO, POOR FROGGER! BRING HIM BACK, YOU DIMWITTED BIRDO!" which didn't really do anything because she was already a half-mile away.
"I dunno, didn't he say his name was goat or something?" Mario suggested
"No, it was Lasagna!" Luigi corrected.
"Brotha, you're just hungry!"
"C'mon guys! Don't just stand there, let's chase them!" Peach started running in the general direction of where Birdo had gone. Unfortunately, Birdo has flown all the way to her home in the mountains. This would mean that the three would have to do the activity they most dreaded in the world: CARDIO!
"Please Mario, Toad has saved my life hundreds of times! We have to save him!" Peach gave Mario the puppy eyes, and who could refuse that!
"Don't worry Princess, we'll climb that mountain faster than you can say spaghetti and meatballs!"
"That's impossible! nobody can do that!" Luigi stated with an intellectually healthy dose of skepticism to what was clearly a ridiculous claim. Or was it?
-ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!-
in the space of a split second, Luigi could have sworn he saw a blue blur zoom by and say the words "YOUR TOO SLOW!" but it all happened so fast, so he wasn't sure.
"What was that?" asked a confused princess.
Anyway, after being threatened of being left behind as food for polar bears, Luigi miraculously got over being "allergic to mountains". Who woulda' thunk? The Italian trio continued their journey. As they approached the mountain, they were spotted by two of King Koopa's henchmen, who were watching them from a cliff with binoculars.
You see, King Koopa, AKA Bowser, was a greedy capitalist "king" who controlled the mushroom kingdom's real estate market. He owned golf courses, restraints, and a really tall tower in New York. Legend has it he started up his massive business from a small loan of a million dollars.
"It's them! Princess toadstool and those two faucet freaks! C'mon Flaky, let's tell King Koopa so we can put em on ice for good." Said one of the henchmen to the other.
"And get a nice bonus check! Maybe we'll get something better than a fruitcake this time." The pair of goons then proceeded to ski up a mountain, which would normally be completely impossible. But they were quite motivated this time. In fact, they skied so fast they got to King Koopa's castle/club in the time it takes for a quick scene transition!
-quick scene transition, King Koopa's Klub Ice Kastle and disco lounge-
King Koopa was seated upon his throne. He had funded the construction of this new castle by robbing the tax lawyer who made Yoshi cough up all the dough he owed Uncle Sam. His two henchmen had reported on the Italian trio's location to their boss.
"Well, at least you two powderpuffs did something right!" King Koopa chuckled evily. King Koopa generally does everything in an "evil" manner, you know. There's a laugh, and there's an evil, maniacal laugh. There's stroking a cat, and there's evily stroking a cat. You know what I'm talking about. The way you know if its an evil laugh is it there are evil background music and a simultaneous dramatic flash of lightning.
"Thank you your most evilness, most royal, and regal, and majestic, and scaly koopa-ness" his two loyal henchmen sucked up to him. Normally they would address him in his full title: His most royal, regal, majestic, scaly, all-powerful, rootin,tootin,pootin, King Koopa, totally legit ruler of the mushroom kingdom and soon the entire world", but they were in a hurry, and they don;t get overtime pay.
"Watch it soldier, when I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it!... I want my feet licked!" King Koopa ordered.
The following scene is censored in the interested of good taste. But let's say after this mind-scarring scene King Koopa called his squadron of koopa troopas to order an air strike on his licensed-plumber-nemesis
-meanwhile, in Birdo's mountaintop house-
Toad had to suffer the cruel violation of dignity that was being put into a crib, and cuddled like a baby for several minutes. Despite his protests that he wasn't Birdo's "cheepy", due to Birdo's dimwitted and oblivious nature, and worsening eyesight, had not at all convinced Birdo. Suddenly, the telephone rang. Birdo struggled to find the telephone, and when she did, she held it upsidedown against her ear.
"HELLOOOOOOO!" She chirped cheerfully into the phone, a little bit too loud. After a brief conversation, in which Birdo occasionally shifted to shouting in Russian, Birdo put down the phone and explained to "cheepy": "That was the missing Bird Bureau, I had to call off the search. I'm so glad I found you, little cheepy!" She picked up a milk carton, on the back a picture of the actual cheepy, which looked nothing like Toad. "It was a terrible picture of you anyway, little cheepy!"
"I'm NOT you're little cheepy!" Toad smacked the milk carton out of her hand.
"Oh Cheepy, quit kidding around and give momma a hug!"
Toad's practice at diving in front of Princess peach to save her from speeding bullet bills, vicious piranha plants, and flying turtles served him well, as he was able to get out of the way before Birdo attempted to embrace him. Thinking that her little "cheepy" was playing games with her, Birdo proceeded to chase him around the room gleefully. By the time she finally got a hold of the poor little humanoid fungus, Birdo's coocoo clock sounded. "I almost forgot, it's time for your flying lessons!" Birdo exclaimed happily. All Birdo's must learn to fly from an early age.
"FLYIN LESSONS, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!" Toad whimpered.
-meanwhile, as the princess and the plumbers are climbing the mountain-
You might think it would be difficult for two plump professional toilet plungers and a princess in a dress to climb a mountain. However, the three were actually very agile. They were scaling the mountain pretty well, all fun and games, until King Koopa's squadron arrives! They are carrying none other than the infamous bom-ombs (As seen in chapter 12 of my other fanfic!) in their talons, and one drops near our plumber-protagonists.
"It's a bom-omb!" Luigi yelped.
"and I was hopin' for a salami Sandwich!" Mario complained as the three put their super smash brother skills into good use as they promptly did the old "return to sender" maneuver with the bom-omb, they landed away from them, and scared off King Koopa's flying troopas.
"Good goin' guys!" Mario celebrated prematurely.
"Not good enough, the other's are up to something!" Peach pointed to where the squadron had regrouped further up the mountain, they were still carrying their payload. They dropped their bom-ombs, thus causing an avalanche.
Luigi, being the more cowardly, or perhaps just more sensible of the two brothers, was always the first to respond to mortal peril. "Let's get outta here!" He shouted as his short, stumpy legs achieved speeds the previously-mentioned blue blur might even given lukewarm approval of. In other words, he ran really fast. Mario and the Princess of the land of Fungi followed suit. While running for their lives, they took a quick tight turn and hid inside a conveniently placed house that was for sale, call 1-800-King-Koopa if you're interested. There are two beds, a bathroom, a full kitchen, and a potted plant. Anyway, they just managed to dive inside as the snow whooshed by. The snow blocked off the entrance they had just barely made into in time.
"Oh no! How are we going save Fish-guy now?!" Peach lamented.
"Fish? I'm pretty sure he was some sort of plant" Luigi scratched his head.
"No, brother, he's a tomato, couldn't you tell? the top of his head is red like a tomato!" Mario argued.
"Did somebody say FISH!?" came a squeaky voice from within the house they were taking shelter in. The three, who oddly couldn't identify the very thing that their kingdom was named after, turned around to see a small blue cat looking up at them. He was standing on his two legs, and talking, two very unusual things for a cat to do. He was looking at them expectantly, and hungrily. "You guys have fish right!?"
"I'm sorry little pal, we don't have any fish." Luigi petted the cute hungry blue cat on the head.
"We don't even have any spaghetti." Mario moaned, clutching his stomach.
"I thought we were going to get snow cones." Peach mumbled.
All at once, the collective stomachs of the individuals in the room growled simultaneously, and three of the four occupants were thinking the same thing: "I'm hungry, and who is this talking cat?"
"What's your name, little guy?" The hungry princess asked.
"I'm happy!" the little cat exclaimed well... happily.
"Well I'm glad you have a positive outlook even in these circumstances, but what is your name?" The princess asked, not understanding.
The small cat face palmed, but then slipped on a pair of sunglasses and thought: well, maybe if I say it this way they will understand, and started rapping "Yo! Happy's the name! Kicking wizard butt and gobbling fish is the game! I'm the cool cat reppin' the Fairy Tail crew, and I'm trapped here in this house now too! AYE SIR!" He showed the Italians his tattoo, signifying his membership in the Fairy Tale guild.
Mario, Luigi, and Princess Peach each looked at each other, and each shrugged.
"Are you in the Mafia or somethin? I've never heard of a Fairy Tail. Do fairies have tails? How do you know how to talk? Those were some sick beats, got an album out, little homie?" Mario bombarded the little cat with all the questions he was currently wondering.
"Well, I guess you could think of us like that... I dunno about the fairies though!" Happy the cat shrugged.
"More importantly, how are we gonna get out of here?" Luigi asked, always the voice of reason.
"Look! a fire flower!" The princess pointed to a little potted flower that was somehow blooming in the middle of the winter.
"Ah, good, a plot device to keep the story moving!" Mario gratefully grabbed the fire flower, and powered up. A second later, the plumber's clothes had changed, he wore red overalls with a white undershirt, signifying his "fire flower" form, in which he gained the ability to shoot fireballs out of his hands.
"Great! now you can use fireballs to melt the snow!" Princess peach enthused.
"were saved!" Luigi jumped for joy.
"AYE!" the cat grew little wings and did loop-de-loops. He didn't much like being stuck inside a house. cat's are outdoor animals you know!
"PASTA POWER!" Mario thrust his hand out, and a single ball of flames weakly plopped out, and quickly extinguished. "Oh pasta sauce! It's too cold to make good fireballs!" Mario complained.
"Make a fireball like your life depended on it!" Luigi encouraged his brother.
"Our lives, and tofo-guy's life DO depend on it" pointed out Peach.
"I'm pretty sure his name was alfredo sauce, princess" Luigi suggested.
"AYE, I'm hungry for fish, but I'm no good at ice fishing! I gotta get out of here!" Happy agreed.
Mario made a few Naruto hand signs and then shouted: "FIREBALL JUTSU! PASTA POWERRRR! HYAAAAA!" A just slightly larger fireball came out and made it all the way to the large snow bank that blocked the entrance to the house they took cover in. Immediately, A huge surge of flames melted all the snow blocking the door.
"Good going, Mario!" Luigi and Peach congratulated him.
"Y'know paisonos, I don't think that was me!" Mario explained, he had never made a fireball that destructive in his life.
A second later, a young man wearing a scarf, with pink hair busted in and immediately tackled their new cat friend.
"Happy! I found you!" He laughed gleefully, as he was er... happy... to be reunited with his cat, pardon the pun.
"Natsu! you're here! I can't breathe" Happy the cat as his owner squished him in a hug"
"Hey look happy, I can make a snow-Lucy!" This Natsu person immediately shot flames out of his hands and very precisely melted a mound of snow to look like a "Lucy", whoever that was. Happy laughed and completed the "snow-Lucy" by drawing a smiley face, and then the two left as quickly as this Natsu guy got here, leaving behind three very confused Italians.
"What just happened?" Mario wondered.
"Wow Mario, that Natsu has bigger fireballs than you!" Peach was impressed.
"Yeah, whatever, let's just go save Taco." Mario grumbled, clearly jealous.
"Mario, brother. his name is toaster, remember!"
END OF EPISODE ONE, PART ONE! TO BE CONTINUED
PHEW! That actually took more work than I expected. I'm separating episode one into two parts, that's what they do with movies these days isn't it? This was my first chapter, and this story is gonna be a bit more goofy than my other story.
BY THE WAY, check out my main fanfic: Aran. It's my first fanfiction, this one is my second. I'm about to post chapter 14, so stay tuned!
IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE SUPER SUPER MARIO SUPER SUPER SHOW!
WILL THE PLUMBERS SAVE TOAD FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THE CRAZED, AND VERY CONFUSED BIRDO?
WILL TOAD LEARN TO FLY? If so, I know one nintendo character who would be very jealous.
WILL EVERYONE FINALLY REMEMBER TOAD'S NAME?
FIND OUT, IN PART 2 OF THE SUPER SUPER MARIOS BROS SUPER SUPER SHOW! WITH EXTRA SUPEEEEEERRR!
-Solo is SUPER peacin' out.
P.S. Alexa works for the CIA and the NSA, DON'T TRUST HER! SHE DOES NOT KNO DE WAE!