I need a life.
Disclaimer-thing: I'm not Ceiling Cat, nor do I own Death Note. And no, you may not have a cheezburger.
Light sat back in his chair, having just killed another worthless criminal. Suddenly he threw head back and yelled, "I wil b teh Ceiling Cat of the nu warld!!111! No1 wil b abul 2 stop meh! Nawt eben el! Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!11one!!1!"
Behind him, Ryuk hovered. "I can haz apul?"
In a basement somewhere not-so-far away, L sat at a computer, thinking.
If you were able to read the lolspeak in less than five seconds and without using google, I commend you.
Bai. :D