Ed Edd n Eddy Shadow Neuroi Invasion
By Matfix
Notice: Well, this is it. Hoped you all enjoyed the preview because now it's time to get this Ed Edd n Eddy Strike Witches crossover started. This is the most important fan-fiction I've ever done and I must not screw up on this one. Thanks to an author's advice, my writing should be a little bit better. Now that I know to put quotation marks when somebody's talking which I've should of done when writing my first fanfiction; which is now getting a rewrite. Hope that I can do much better than the first version, which was crap. So, enjoy this latest story.
Plot
Jimmy and his friends had a friendship day in the Cul-de-sac and the day was going well until Eddy gave him a wedgie which Jimmy swore vengeance on him. By doing varies pranks such as stealing a paint brush, wiping off Plank's mouth and piercing the big friendship day heart and writing Eddy's name on it. The Eds were blamed for all of Jimmy's mishaps and eventually the Eds stumble upon an old shed and saw a figure who looked liked Rolf, only to discovered the Kankers. The Eds attempted to flee for them, only the the kids found them. Stuck with two options: The Eds chose to give themselves over to the kids where fruit was thrown at them while taped to a fence. Jimmy then revealed to the Eds that he was the mastermind after that Jimmy called the Kankers believing that the Eds didn't get enough torment to take them away for an all out make out session. But little do the Kankers know, someone was on to them jumping from tree to tree the mysterious person followed the Kankers and thus our story begins.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ed Edd n Eddy or Strike Witches
Chapter 1 Help
Flashback Ten Minutes ago
"Get me down from here, you ungrateful little twerp." Eddy shouted as he was kicking the fence.
"Quiet people, I have a deal to complete." Jimmy said with an evil grin on his face.
He snapped his fingers then the Kankers appeared, with looks that they are ready to do something to them.
"We got called round up the rebels girls." Lee smirked, as she looks at the Eds, helpless.
"Kankers. AHHHHHHHH!" screamed the Eds, as they are now pleading for their lives to be saved... Unfortunately, no help is there.
The Kankers tore the part of the fence with the eds taped to it away into the woods for an all out make out session.
End of flashback.
"Well girls, it's time to give our boyfriends the smooching of a life time." Lee declared, as she has that toothy grin of hers.
"Yeah. It's a good thing we made that deal with that kid. Now, the Eds are taped to a fence." Marie nodded in agreement, making that plan with Jimmy worth it.
"Lets kiss them!" May said it gleefully, since she wants to make out with Ed.
"Aw man...We are in the worst pickle ever, and it's all because of that little twerp Jimmy." Eddy sighed, since they are now having a bad luck.
"Well, if you had never given him a wedgie, we wouldn't be in this predicament." Double Dee reminded him about that wedgie scene.
"Aw come on! It was just a joke." Eddy chuckled nervously, since the Kankers has their lipsticks in hand.
The Kankers began to put on their lipsticks.
"Double Dee, you got any bright ideas?" panicked Eddy, who is now sweating profusely.
"We are taped to this fence Eddy. There's nothing we can do." Double Dee lamented that, they are now gonna get it.
"We are done for!" Ed wailed that they are now going to get kissed.
"Someone, anyone. HEEEEEEEELLLLP!" The Eds are now begging for mercy.
"Scream all you want no one's coming to save you boys." said Lee
"Yeah the whole neighborhood hates you three so you three are all ours." said May
"Pucker up boys." said Marie
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed the Eds.
Just when the Kankers were about to kiss the Eds something happens that has never happened before in the Eds lives.
End of Chapter
Well, I finally got started on this story. oh by the way Eric Wong sorry to disappoint you but that whole idea of the Eds being wizards is not going happen on this story nor the Eds using strikers or weapons sorry it was a nice idea though. I've never even considered it to begin with and it doesn't really have anything to do with the story at all but the Eds will get powers along with the rest of the Cul-de-sac, powers far stronger than magic but I'm not telling how you'll have to wait and see. Next chapter the witch who saves the Eds is revealed.
P.S I've decided to also work on that Ed Edd n Eddy Sekirei crossover you asked me to write.
Also on this crossover, the only witches I'm using are the 501st joint fighter wing witches.