Hey guys! this is my 1st twilight fanfic and its just a short story of bella and eddies life 2gether so plz read i no its crap but plz review it would make my v. happy! yeah and i dont own twilight lol but i wish i did.

Bella woke up in the middle of the night and she looked up and she saw a beautiful being standing by her bed.

"OMFG! Hi Edward!" I shouted happily, "you are so hot I love you but why are you watching me sleep lol!" I shouted

"Because I love you, Bella, like a lion loves a lamb"

"Oh... my... fucking... GOD YOU ARE AMAZING!"

I fainted immediately.

Me and Edward met back in high school. He was so fucking hot. He was a vampire but he had yellow eyes because he was a vegetarian and against animal cruelty. I loved him so much, he was sooo perfect!

Like, I remember once when we were lying in some daisies and he was like to me "I love you and I like totally almost screamed!"

We used to look hot so well together until we met that fucking hobo Jacob btw I am team edward incase u couldnt tell lol

Jacob could change into a wolf, like totally weird I know lol.

I was like "wtf jake why you so weird you retarded"

Anyways, my hubbie (we married btw, hot I know lol) went to an island and then I was pregnant and almost died but Eddie my gorgeous vamp hubbie saved my life again!

Our child was so fucking hot and that fucking man bitch wolf fell in love with her I mean what a pedo.

Anyway we all live happily ever after in our small but perfect piece of cake haha. (geddit)

THE END

omgg hope you like my story lol i do, plz review plz.