I know...doesn't the title suck?

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My Hair is a Special Part Of Me

" This is my natural hair color, Roxy-poo. " Axel said as he poked his flaming red hair. " True genuine red. "

Roxas rolled his eyes " Don't call me that...." Roxas and Axel were sitting in the NonExisiting Room That Never Was (you know...like living room..sept they don't exist...ya...)) just talking, they were watching TV but...there was nothing on, plus they were bored. So Roxas asked Axel about the color of his hair...he doesn't believe its that naturally.

" But Roxy, we want to please the fan girls right? " Axel got in his face, Roxas grimaced and shoved Axel's face away.

" The fan girls are stupid, we are not gay, so don't even act like it. "

Axel grinned " I was just joking, Roxy. "

" Stop calling me that! "

" Why? Everyone calls you that. " Roxas this mumbled something about how he hates it anyway. " You know...I was thinking-"

" Oh no..." Roxas rolled his eyes then stood up on the couch ( no one else in their btw )" Okay everyone, back away!! Axel in wondering!! "

Axel glared and crossed his arms " You are so mean to me. Anyway, my somebody had red hair, but yours, Sora, doesn't. "

Roxas sat back down and looked at him. " Ya? Your point? "

" Well since Sora has brown hair....how come you have blond hair? " Axel paused " Well I have a theory, first question, are you sure your not from Kairi? " Roxas was about to interrupt but Axel kept talking not letting him respond, " Well they Namine is kinda part of Kairi right? "

" Axel that is- " Roxas interrupted knowing where this might be going but Axel kept on.

" So then when Sora and Kairi got together, they...got their..." Axel paused thinking for the word then smiled " ...giggidy on. Well-"

" Wait I'm- "

" Let me finish. Well then Kairi got pregnant, then boom, she had you! See its Sora's features are there in you, well Kairi really isn't but what guy looks like their mom? Well...me but that's beside the point, well since Namine is in Kairi that's where you get your blond hair! " Axel finished looking quite please with himself. Roxas just stared at him with his mouth gaped open then he regained his composure.

" Axel..."

" Yeeeeees? " Axel grinned

" You are an idiot. " Axel frowned then sat back

" I tried. "

" You weren't even close. "

" Its possible. "

" No its not. "

" Ya huh. "

Roxas face palmed " You are IMpossible. "

Axel smirked " I know, but yet you are still my friend. "

Roxas was about to protest but then Xigbar, Zexion, Demyx and Luxord came in. Roxas just sighed and sat back dropping what he was gonna say. Roxas' thought : ' Lucky bastard. ' The four that came in sat down in the other couches or chairs that were there.

" Hey dudes. " Xigbar said as he lazily threw himself onto the couch. " What's up? " Everyone else waved and sat down also. Seemingly they had nothing else to do either...

" Oh we me and Roxy here were talking about our hair color. I was trying to convince Roxy here that he came from Sora and Kairi or ' Namine '. " Everyone was quiet for a while trying to take in what Axel had just explained to them.

Zexion was the first to speak up, well attempted to " Axel, I don't think-"

" No no!! I'm right, you all are just jealous cause I thought of it first. " Everyone got quiet again and they all rolled their eyes deciding not to argue. " Ok what about you Xiggy? Your hair, natural, dyed or just old? "

Xigbar frowned and with this little gravity power thing he lifted up a flower vase and poured the water onto Axel's head. Axel jumped up " What the s- "

Xigbar ignored him " I am not old, and don't all me Xiggy. " He glared at Axel " This is not natural, believe it or not my hair use to be blond. "

Demyx's eyes widened " No way! "

" You guy's haven't known me long enough, plus my hair gets grayer as I try to keep you out of trouble. " He looked at Demyx but Demyx just shrugged and smiled.

Axel turned to Zexion " What about you? Your hair is short....just like you. "

Zexion ignored the short joke " My hair has always been this way, my Somebody had it and so I do. No further comment. " Zexion said with no emotion on his voice as he glared at Axel as if to dare him to ask anymore about his hair.

" O-okay...Demyx? "

" Marluxia gave me my hair style, but the dirty blond, its all me baby. " Demyx said as he ran his hand through his mullet.

Luxord smiled " Weeeell ain't that a dandy. " Demyx looked over at Luxord who was sitting beside of him.

" What about your ha-? " Demyx half got out before Luxord interrupted

" Wha' 'bout meh 'air?! " Luxord half slurred/yelled.

Demyx blinked and scooted away a little bit " Uh...I didn't ask about the air, I was talking about- "

" No!! I said 'air not air!! 'air 'air 'air!! Gosh. " (( info: 'air is...if I'm correct is ' hair ' cause the h isn't really said....plus he's drunk...on tea xD ))

" You know we sound like girls talking about- " Axel said but didn't get to finish before Luxord threw his empty tea cup at Axel's head...which epically missed his head, by 5 feet to be exact.

" I were talkin'!! "

Axel whispered to Roxas " Someones had too much tea..." Luxord apparently heard and gave him a dirty look.

" I...got meh 'air when I were a young lad. " He said no more but just smiled. Everyone was staring at him oddly, even Zexion has a slight bewildered look, Roxas just rolled his eyes.

" I think- "

" No I weren't finished!! " Luxord yelled, Roxas sighed heavily and waited. " When I got meh 'air, I were on a boat. That is when I got it. " Luxored sat back as he finished saying those few words. Roxas groaned inwardly and decided to hide the tea somewhere for a while..

" Hum....interesting. " Demyx added

Xigbar laughed " Dude, you know who's hair I wonder about the most? Marluxia's. " Zexion smiled a little

" I wonder that myself. "

" Oh look who just came in, its flower boy himself. " Xigbar said as Marluxia headed toward the door that lead outside. Marluxia glared

" I am not a ' flower boy '. "

" I have a question. " Demyx waved his hand in the air.

" Yes? " Marluxia turned around to look at Demyx.

" How did you hair get pink? Is it natual? "

Marluxia smiled proudly " Yes, Demyx. It is. " Everyone burst out laughing. " Stop laughing!! I'll tell you how it got this way...."

"I thought you said it was natual? You and your little control of flowers. " Axel asked still trying not to laugh

" It is for me, and its not just flowers its nature!! But ANYWAY, it was my Sombody who got it this way. Well to make a long story short, he was in his garden and he was planting a new plant someone gave him, when he stood up from planting it there was this pink flower that he had never seen before. He went to water it but the water hit he ' flower ' jumped up and sprayed this pink mist. It was a Nobody in the shape of a flower, so that's how my hair became pink. And I have seen my Somebody so I do know for a fact. "

" So you both were freaks? " Axel said and everyone burst into another fit of laughter.

" You all are so childish. " Marluxia retorded. After everyone calmed down Marluxia glared at them all and started to walk away.

" You know Roxy, I still think you are from Kairi. " Axel said

" Axel..."

Then ironically in came Namine, Roxas' face turned red. " Oh look Roxy, there's your mommy now! " Roxas jumped up and pulled out his Keyblades and lunged at Axel. " R-r-roxy I was just kidding..." Axel put his hands up in protection, Roxas then swung his Keyblade then Axel ran off with Roxas not to far behind.

Namine walked over to Marluxia and looked at Roxas chasing Axel " What's going on? "

"I have no idea....I don't wanna know.....lets go. " Marluxia and Namine walked out the door while the others sit and watch Axel get beashed up.

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Ya pretty stupid, review or not, I don't care. Its not like anyone likes my stories anyway!! You're lucky I'm still writing. Oh this is the end...END darn it!! Don't review telling me to update soon, leave a good review if you are going to leave one.