"Hey... hey Blaine!"
"Eh...who is it...?"
"It's me Kurt i thi-i-i-nk"
"Kurt? How the hell did you get into my house?"
"Oh i stole your keys"
"You really have to stop doing that"
"Don't tell me what to do dr. Eggman!"
"Kurt, you're drunk"
"Nuh-uh your the drunk one!"
"No Kurt you are really..."
"Do as i say mudkip! Or i shall spank you in the nuts!"
"Wow and i thought i was a horny drunk...Ow Kurt that hurts!"
"Its times like these that make me wanna go gay for you"
"Yeah thats great Kurt...yes keep licking my ear...aww yeah..."
"I'm bored now, wanna have intercourse in which i mean sex?"
"Kurt...tomorrows school..."
"I dout you can go to school with a broken ass"
"That is a pretty vaild point..."
"THEN SCREW ME YOU SEXY DAPPER BIIIITCH!"