Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder.
Wendy ran down the stairs. "Hi Bebe, how are you? Oh, and do I get to meet your boyfriend today?" They were both wearing their classic outfits, except there was a subtle bit of make-up on both.
"Yeah, I told him to come straight here, That's him there on the bike," Bebe pointed at the Scott Mustang VII, It was blue, however it glittered from the bits of chrome.
"Bebe, You're my best friend, so I think I should tell you, you're dating an older boy, a pedo," Wendy said. Bebe assured her he wasn't one. "But Bebe, He's got a 24inch," However Bebe ran off and went to the bike to hug and greet her boyfriend. She finally caught her first glimpse at the boyfriend. He had spiky blond hair, reminding her of Kenny's, he was a taller than most other 2nd graders, and he seemed muscular. Suddenly she felt rather attracted to him.
"Hi I'm Zane, nice to meet you, Oh and I'm 7 like you so I'm not a pedo," He shook her hand and that's when she noticed his main facial features, a large scar hidden by his hair and his striking electric blue eyes.
1 year 2 months later...
"STANLEY MARSH, Oh my god, I just can't believe this, Stan enjoy you're time with that slut," She cried and ran away.
"Wendy, come on it was just a thing, She came onto me," Stan yelled, the ran after her.
"Stan you're a dick, Now go away, and just so you know, I saw it all, You punched Tammy, then you groped her butt and forcefully made out with her," Kenny punched him in the stomach.
1 year later...
The foursome were sitting with the two of each sex on the same side, with Bebe facing Zane and Wendy lovingly staring at Stan. "Well, Wendy and I need to go... erm... powder our noses,"
Bebe said to the guys then hurried off.
"How d'ya think about Zane?" Bebe hoped for something good.
"He's nice, and handsome, most likely he'll get voted hottest next year," She often fantasized about the boy, ever since they first met, and every girl in class kinda hated Bebe for getting Zane, and on the first day.
"Thanks, but that's a lawwwwng time away."
Now we commence with the proper story, Shablagoo! Actually, I'm sorry I said that, so anyways, enjoy:
"And there we go, every vote counted, and THE LIST is completed," Cartman hung the list up on the door.
"All the girls, rated in hotness, I wond-" Token fuming because of the interruption.
"Guys Zane has left, He's getting the girl's list book, every list, and he said he'd get all the other info he could," Butters screamed quicker than a jumbo jet.
"What what what!" Kyle bellowed, unknowingly coping his Mother.
"Well, all we can say now is good luck and Godspeed," Stan said Melodramatically.
"Are you going gay dude?"
Meanwhile...
"And if it pleases and sparkles, I suggest we go to lunch," Bebe Suggested, and all the girls agreed. When they walked out She locked the door and then approached Zane.
"Hey Honey, How are you?" The boy asked his girlfriend, looking into her emerald eyes.
"Ermmm... I'm good, Well I'm going to lunch with Wendy and Red," She hugged him and ran off to join the other girls. Little did she know, when they hugged he had secretly taken her key. He simply walked up to the door, unlocked it and walked inside. The light revealed the book hidden under a stand, in a glass box with a padlock.
"What is the code? Birthday, to many to choose from, Wait She said she was reading Arthur Conan Doyle, Easy, Ha," He laughed as he typed in the code.
I AM
SHER
LOCKED.
"She always said I was a bit like him," Zane opened the box and took the book out and placed it in his satchel, Then walked towards the iMac. He plugged in his USB, and downloaded everything, the passwords could be worked out later. He strolled out and went to eat.
After Lunch...
"NOOOOOOOO, THE BOOK, IT'S GONE!" Bebe shrieked, throwing her gavel away.
"Who could have taken it, no one knew the code, only a master detective could have worked that out, like Sherlock," Wendy told her, shaking her head.
"Wait... I told Zane I was reading Hound of the Baskervilles, He's really smart, Zane worked it out, He's got it," The twosome rushed to find him.
In the Boy's Den...
"Attention please! I will now place the hottest boys list on the wall," Zane stuck the least on the wall. (Bradley isn't because he left in the superhero Arc, Well he came back but I don't like him.)
16. Cartman.
15. Leroy.
14. Timmy.
13. Francis.
12. Jimmy.
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10. Clyde.
9. Craig.
8. Token.
7. Butters.
6. Kevin.
5. Kyle.
4. Stan.
3. Tweek.
2. Kenny.
1. Zane.
"So the Girls think I'm hot, I'm gonna have to step up my game," Kenny said smugly "Maybe I'll retry for Tammy,"
At night.
"Okay, that's the place," Wendy walked inside, They'd left it unlocked. But that was because everyone was sleeping in here. They closed the door and Bebe rushed to look for the list. However, Tammy noticed something.
"Hey, they've got a list of cutest girls," All 3 girls dashed to the door. And they read the list.
10. Annie Faulk.
9. Esther.
8. Heidi.
7. Sally Darson.
6. Red.
5. Lola.
4. Millie.
3. Bebe.
2. Wendy.
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"I c-c-can't believe it, She's higher than me, I thought Stanny led the boys," Wendy said in disbelief. Suddenly, a lamp lit up, casting shadows over the room. Sitting on a large black leather armchair, was a smirking Zane.
"Well then, you're wrong them, because Stan is shown as the leader, yet I'm in charge. I am the one who gets to add another 5 ratings points, and I used it on one person," A shadow crossed over his eyes.
"How did I not get in the top two then?" Bebe inquired to the tall fair haired boy.
" Well, the way this works is that everyone rates the girls, every girl. I only gave one girl an above 5 ratings, and I gave her the plus five," Zane obscurely answered.
"Can we please see the ratings," Tammy asked hopefully for a yes.
"Yes, but in exchange, You write down a list who likes who," Zane responded after a moment's thought. The girls agreed and he chucked over a small book with the ratings in. They thanked him and Tammy scribbled down the couples. "Thanks now leave please,"
"Oh, okay, see ya Zane," Tammy winked at him, she's obviously seen the book. He looked at the paper in his hands, one thing stood out to him:
STAN + BEBE= AFFAIR, sorry Zane ;).
A.N.: Okay that was the first chapter, I'll try to update ASAP and I'd like 1 review. Thanks R&R. Peace out.