dis is liek mi frst ff evar, so dunt maek fun of mu.
hi mi naem is byootee goffik darkns raven blaknss dark. i am so goffik. i have lang blak strait hair purpl eyes an wite skin /w big bosbs. i hate ppl. o btw im a vampir. i drnk blud and slt my rists bcuz i am so beutful an goffik. i lik all emo bands an hat mily cirus.
i hav a sistr namd midnite darkns hat dark. shes lik me but she had eys lik red roobies. we wer lonrs an hatd ppl. she ws a vmpire to. we drnk blood an lovd berger kng.
one day at skool wen i smokd pot in th bathrom at lunch ths guy cam up to me. he wus lik 'byotee gofik dsrkns rven blaknss dark i lov u so much mor thn tht prep jessca i wuz dayten.' i wus shoked. it wus mike noddon! wt a prep.
so i was lik "eww ur a nasty prp go be prppy /w jecscia." an mik wus sltittn his rists prepply cuz he was so sd. but he new i had a boyfren, th hawt, smexxi, gorjuss, sensitv ewdard culln.
so i wnt to go fine him an we made ott in th caftria an ppl watchd ewif jelusy.. alis an rolasmari wtchd suicidaly bcuz they werre secrtely lebsians an in luv wiff me. jaspar an emmet ran waya and trid to kil me bt edaward savd me. then the bell ring an we went to clas but we skipd. i ws wearin fishnets, a blak crosetm, sppiky boots, an no pant.
edwad, alice, romsaely, jaspra, emmet, me an mik (i tryd to ttell him to leav but edwad was lik 'no i like thrensomes' so mik stayd) went t hot topnic an bot loyts of cloths.
"hi u must b byootee." it wus harry pottr!
"yah lol that's me" i sad sxlliy. thn i was nockd ott!
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lol sorry 4 clffy. haha i see yo son!