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Ellsbells: Welcome, welcome, welcome!!!! It is I, former Jedi Ellsbells!!!! (Screams and applause from audience.) Muah!!! Muah!!! I love all of you!!! This is of course Interviews With Ellsbells. Today we Have a VERY special guest. Do any of you know who Yoda is??? (Silence is cast upon the audience, then the sound of a cricket, finally shrill screams and applause ring throughout the studio.) Okay...wow...VERY loud....oh my goodness..um yeah...get the point......SHUT UP!!!!! Here's the one, the only, YODA!!!!!!
(Yoda walks out from a door on the left side of the studio. He greets Ellsbells by doing some weird Jedi handshake thing. Each takes their seats after their exchange of greetings.)
Ellsbells: Woah!!! Yoda is here. Oh my goodness...this is just too amazing!!!
Yoda: Happy you are.
Ellsbells: Well no crap!!! You're Yoda!!
Yoda: Me is.
Ellsbells: You are.
Yoda: I said me is.
Ellsbells: Um yeah.....okay, off to the questions. First off how do you feel after kicking the crap out of Count Dooky-I mean Dooku?
Yoda: Strong with the Dark Side he is. Evil man with no genitals. I feel good to have defeated him yes.
Ellsbells: I really honestly have no desire to know how you know about his...um...well you know. Anyway, what is your feeling on the marriage that has taken place between Padme and Anakin?
Yoda: Like him you do.
Ellsbells:(Mortified, she looks around at the audience, begins to sweat, and shiver.) How...how could you actually think that...THAT I LIKE THAT STUCK UP PIECE OF KENOBI CRAP!!!!!
Yoda: Make fun of Jedi master. Say Kenobi craps you do.
Ellsbells: OH MY GOODNESS!!! HE DOESN'T....HE DOESN'T......
Yoda: Kenobi crap never he do.
Ellsbells: How does the man live if he doesn't crap???
Yoda: Eat he does not.
Ellsbells: Okay...wow.....I think I am seriously going to pass out. That's just soooooooo wrong.
Sorry for the short show everyone, but.....but.......(Ellsbells collapses on the floor. Yoda stares blankly.)
Yoda: Works everytime. Kenobi crap he does.
Ellsbells: Welcome, welcome, welcome!!!! It is I, former Jedi Ellsbells!!!! (Screams and applause from audience.) Muah!!! Muah!!! I love all of you!!! This is of course Interviews With Ellsbells. Today we Have a VERY special guest. Do any of you know who Yoda is??? (Silence is cast upon the audience, then the sound of a cricket, finally shrill screams and applause ring throughout the studio.) Okay...wow...VERY loud....oh my goodness..um yeah...get the point......SHUT UP!!!!! Here's the one, the only, YODA!!!!!!
(Yoda walks out from a door on the left side of the studio. He greets Ellsbells by doing some weird Jedi handshake thing. Each takes their seats after their exchange of greetings.)
Ellsbells: Woah!!! Yoda is here. Oh my goodness...this is just too amazing!!!
Yoda: Happy you are.
Ellsbells: Well no crap!!! You're Yoda!!
Yoda: Me is.
Ellsbells: You are.
Yoda: I said me is.
Ellsbells: Um yeah.....okay, off to the questions. First off how do you feel after kicking the crap out of Count Dooky-I mean Dooku?
Yoda: Strong with the Dark Side he is. Evil man with no genitals. I feel good to have defeated him yes.
Ellsbells: I really honestly have no desire to know how you know about his...um...well you know. Anyway, what is your feeling on the marriage that has taken place between Padme and Anakin?
Yoda: Like him you do.
Ellsbells:(Mortified, she looks around at the audience, begins to sweat, and shiver.) How...how could you actually think that...THAT I LIKE THAT STUCK UP PIECE OF KENOBI CRAP!!!!!
Yoda: Make fun of Jedi master. Say Kenobi craps you do.
Ellsbells: OH MY GOODNESS!!! HE DOESN'T....HE DOESN'T......
Yoda: Kenobi crap never he do.
Ellsbells: How does the man live if he doesn't crap???
Yoda: Eat he does not.
Ellsbells: Okay...wow.....I think I am seriously going to pass out. That's just soooooooo wrong.
Sorry for the short show everyone, but.....but.......(Ellsbells collapses on the floor. Yoda stares blankly.)
Yoda: Works everytime. Kenobi crap he does.