I do not own the Percy Jackson books.
1 .Percy thought Nico how to use a computer! But there was one thing… It had an ugly hard drive! When he tried to complain to Hazel, she said she had no clue what a hard drive was! So he called the computer company. They said it was impossible to have an ugly hard drive! So he hung up and went on his computer like nothing happened.
2. So, what to do? I know! Nico thought I should make a twitter account! He did so. HELLO Nico typed. THIS IS MY FIRST TWEET! MY NAME IS NICO DI-ANGLO I AM A SON OF HADES SO I AM A DEMI-GOD! I AM AN ORFAN AND MY MOM AND SISTER DIEAD! MY HOBBIES ARE RISING THE DEAD, AND SOMETIMES GOING TO CAMP HALF-BLOOD! But then people began twitting him stuff like: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A REALLY BAD ROLE PLAY ACOUNT? What was role play? They also put stuff like: I LOVE PERCY JACKSON EVEN THOUGH IM 36 AND WORK IN THE MIATARY! That must have been a mortal! How do they know Percy? Other stuff was like I LOVE EATING POOP! Gross. But some were even worse! Like: NO IM NICO ON ROLE PLAY! Was he getting an imposter? Stuff was getting creppey so he exited.
3. He played a game called SMASH YOUR PC! He did Not know it was a game so he smashed his computer and that was THE END of his computer…