Disclaimer: I don't own any Pirates of the Caribbean stuff, but on the Brightside… actually… I can't think of a Brightside.

"Norrington, I have a riddle for you," Beckett had just called me into his office, "How do kill a sparrow?"

I opened my mouth to respond, knowing he was talking about Jack. I had grown quite fond of the pirate actually. He has been quite hard to catch and I knew his escapes were always due to the precious Pearl he sails on. His plans, if he had any, were quite admirable.

"Why, commodore, you take away his wings."