"Do It With Sam Carter"

Dsiclaimer: I do not own Stargate SG-1 or "Do it with Madonna" by the Androids

A/N: This is just a bit of fun, based on the Android's song "Do It With Madonna" and inspired by LauraJo's music video of the same name. I strongly suggest checking out some her music videos; they're really great! -- you enjoy! Please review!


"Do It With Sam Carter"

You know Kynthia's got the body
She really likes to spin and twirl
But when you're suddenly one hundred
You know she's just a little girl

Now Laira's carrying my baby
But I really have no clue
She had some spunk for a young lady
But what I'd really like to do

I'd rather do it with Sam Carter
She's what a woman's supposed to be
Colonel Carter won't you do it with me?

Anise's outfits are amazing
I like her belly and her butt
But how would you like to be with her?
She's organ sharing with Freya.

I'd rather do it with Sam Carter
She's what a woman's supposed to be
The only girl I'll ever need
Sam Carter do it with me

I'd rather do it with Sam Carter
She's really got me on my knees
The only girl I'll ever need
Hey Carter, do it with me

Colonel Carter Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Sam Carter,

I really like Mary Steenburgen
I think she's really really hot
I wonder if Mary Steenburgen
Would wanna do it with Sam Carter

I'd rather do it with Sam Carter
She's really got me on my knees
Oh Sam Carter won't you do it with me?

I'd rather do it with Sam Carter
She's what a woman's supposed to be
Oh Carter come and do it with me

I'd rather do it with Sam CarterShe's really got me
Have you seen her outside SGC when she wears that hot leather jacket and her hair's all messed up?
I wanna do it with
Colonel Carter