A/n Alright, first ever OHSHC fanfic! Just a little warning, I don't have a full plot for this yet. It's basically just a bunch of random fluff all stuck together, but I'll squeeze in some drama and intensity, maybe violence, heartbreaks etc. etc. Anyway, thanks to my lack of completely thought out plot, that means if you leave me a review with a suggestion or something that you'd like to see, I'll easily be able to fit it in! (Oh, and for future reference, all bolded letters in the beginnings are authors notes, so I won't put A/N anymore) One last ramble before I start, I made quite a few of my own characters for this one, so I made a little site to help you guys keep up (I know I have troubles with that sometimes). It's at freewebs (dot) com/moonstarr394

Chapter One

Six girls strutted confidently onto the Ouran High School campus. In the center stood a gorgeous blonde with hair halfway down her back. On her left was a girl with fiery orange hair and a smirk, and beside her was an excited, bubbly girl with light brown hair. On the blonde's right was another blonde, one whose hair was a slightly less vibrant color. It was tied back into a curly ponytail with a purple ribbon. Next to this one was a quiet looking brunette, who was holding hands with a small girl with dark red hair and cute pink ribbons. (Oh, quick thing, I really really hate the uniforms, I don't think it would fit any of their personalities, so they might wear their uniforms on occasion but don't be surprised if they're wearing something different)

Walking just behind this group was a tall and very attractive boy. He looked athletic, with reddish brown hair and lean muscles. He walked coolly, with his hands shoved in his back pockets. He eyed his surroundings stoically, and ignored the girls in front of him for the most part.

The redheaded girl glanced over her shoulder, and didn't even look fully at him as she spoke. "Teru, aren't you at all excited to be here? We've dreamed of this school since we were kids, you could at least show a bit of emotion."

"Just because we're twins doesn't mean we share emotions, Mitsuki," He replied, flicking his head to the side to get his bangs out of his face.

The blonde in the center frowned and looked down each hallway they passed. "Where in the world is music room three?!" She demanded. "Kyoko said…"

"Why don't you try actually checking the labels on the doors?" The paler blonde suggested sarcastically. "Really, using your brain once in a while wouldn't hurt, Emiko."

"Cut her some slack, Akira," Mitsuki said with a laugh. "Her brain is probably about to explode, it's set to boy overdrive."

Akira gave a snort and adjusted her glasses. "Whatever. Tell me why we're here, again?"

"Kyoko, my sister, said that when she graduated there was this insane kid about our age who said something about making a Host Club. She said we should check it out," Emiko explained.

The small, childlike redheaded girl stopped, tugging on her brunette friends arm. "Kazumi, we're here," She said in a cute, quiet voice.

Emiko glanced up at the large, obvious sign reading Music Room Three. "Whadda ya know… Way to pay attention, Rini."

Rini smiled sweetly, and the last girl, the bubbly brunette, walked forward and pulled the door open. A stream of bright light poured out, and the girls squinted against it. They saw rose petals floating around before it cleared up, and they made out a large, blobby silhouette. "Welcome!" A chorus of men's voices greeted.

There was an awkward silence as the girls took the scene in. Abruptly, Emiko burst out in laughter, and the rest of the girls followed suit.

"What… In the world… Are you wearing?!" Mitsuki choked out.

"Medieval costumes, it would appear," Akira said, covering her mouth to hide her laughter. Then she made her way over to the bubbly girl and covered her eyes. "Don't look, Kaya. One of them is shirtless."

"What are you guys trying to do, corrupt our innocent little Kaya?" Emiko demanded, suddenly sobering up. "Put on a shirt or something." The tall, black haired boy blinked and said nothing.

"Oh, chill, you guys," Mitsuki muttered, rolling her eyes. "I'm sure she'll live."

"Yeah, I'm not that innocent," Kaya protested, shoving Akira away. Rini and Kazumi stayed quiet during the whole ideal.

The group of boys, which the girls now realized had made the strange silhouette, stared, dumbfounded by the girls' blatant lack of interest.

A princely looking blonde was the first to snap back to reality. He smiled charmingly and welcomed them once more. "Welcome to the Ouran High School Host Club!" He announced, bowing. "Which type—"

"Oh, this is one of those things," Emiko exclaimed, suddenly excited.

"Oh, dear Lord, help us," Akira murmured, slapping her forehead with her palm.

"Not again!" Mitsuki groaned.

"I think it's kinda fun when Emiko plays matchmaker" Rini put in with a cute smile.

"Match… maker?" The prince muttered in confusion. Emiko just skipped past him and walked slowly down the row of boys, examining them. "Akira!" She called. "You get tall, dark and handsome," She decided, gesturing to a black haired boy with glinting glasses.

Akira sighed and stepped towards him, knowing there was no point in making excuses. The boy bowed, introduced himself as Kyoya Ootori, and led her over to a large couch.

Emiko tapped her chin in thought once more. "Well, Rini should obviously go with the cute little one over there, since I just wouldn't trust any of the normal guys with our sweet little girl…"

Rini skipped forward to hug Emiko quickly around the waist before walking over to the small blonde boy.

"My name is Mitsukuni Haninozuka, but you can just call me Honey! Do you like cake?" He said excitedly, clinging to a pink stuffed bunny.

Rini laughed and smiled at him. "I love cake!"

"Yay!" Honey exclaimed, taking her hand and bringing her to a small round table.

"Let's see…" Emiko pondered. "Kazumi, c'mere." Emiko put her arm around the girl's shoulders as she looked at the boys. "I guess you get the tall shirtless one. Just don't let it get all awkward and silent, like you tend to do. He won't bite, I promise." Kazumi walked shyly over to the boy.

"Takashi Morinozuka," He introduced himself in a deep, gravelly voice. He offered her his arm and led her off to a table.

"You do realize that there's more guys than there are girls here, right?" A sarcastic voice came from behind her.

Emiko twirled around in surprise. "Teru? Are you still here?"

Teru rolled his eyes. "Um, duh? How are you gonna pull that one off, genius?"

Emiko turned and looked at the row of boys again. "Okay, you," She said, pointing to a girly looking brown haired boy. "Keep him occupied, please?" The boy looked amused and glanced at Teru.

"No!" The prince wailed. "I can't have my precious Haruhi corrupted by some boy!"

Teru gave him an incredulous look. "Hate to break it to you, but you're a boy too."

Haruhi glared at the prince, who was ranting something along the lines of "Daddy won't allow it." And snuck past him while he was distracted, whisking Teru away to some corner where the prince wouldn't be able to pester them.

"Okay, so that leaves the annoying one and… Hey, look, they have twins!" Emiko exclaimed.

"Oh, don't even—" Mitsuki started, but of course Emiko paid no attention.

"You!" The bossy blonde girl pointed to one of the twins. They both started to step forward, and she shook her head. "No, not you, the one on the right."

"But we always take our guests together!" They complained, speaking simultaneously.

"Well, that's too bad." Emiko said, ignoring their pout. She gestured again to the one on the right. "You seem less… Insane. Don't you dare pollute our Kaya's mind."

Kaya blushed furiously as the twin swept a low bow, taking her hand and laying a kiss upon it. "Kaoru Hitachiin," He introduced, giving her an all-too-friendly look before guiding her to a table.

"Mitsuki, you—"

"Yeah, yeah," Mitsuki cut her off, rolling her eyes. "Go with the other twin. Figures."

The second twin looked offended, and Mitsuki blushed. "No, I didn't mean it that way. That guy that's over with… ah, Haruhi, he's my twin brother, so whenever Emiko plays matchmaker, she somehow tracks down a twin to pair me with… You can imagine how it might get annoying."

He smiled in understanding and looped her arm through his. "Hikaru Hitachiin, at your service. And I promise not to be annoying," He said in a sweet voice.

Mitsuki just smiled and shook her head, allowing herself to be led away.

"Which leaves…" Emiko trailed off, looking at the sulking prince. As if on queue, he jumped up and was back to his normal self.

"Tamaki Suoh," He introduced in an almost seductive voice, bowing low and kissing her hand.

Emiko smirked and held back the urge to smack him with the hand he'd just kissed. There was a silent pause, and she raised her eyebrow.

"Well? Are you going to whisk me away, or what?"

Tamaki blinked and blushed. "Of course! Right this way, my princess."

So thus began the start of seven… strange relationships.

Well? What do you think so far? I'm probably going to use the next few chapters to tell what each pair talks about in their little meeting, so if you have any suggestions, just tell me in a review! Thanks for reading