"I ain't no dummy, you a dummy!" Dracula shouted as he and Grim walked down the street...in the middle of the day. "Don't nobody tell Dracula he a dummy, dummy!"
"Dracula, shut up already, I said I was sorry." Grim complained, tired from the day's events.
Quickly, Dracula gave Grim a bitch slap and stopped in the street. "Shut up? You didn't just tell Dracula to shut up? I'm Dracula! Dracula don't shut up for nobody. Why? I'm Dracula!"
"Yes, I get it, can I just take you home now?"
"One more thing...YOU A DUMMY!" Dracula stormed off towards Irwin's house, mumbling to himself.
Grim just let him go as he made his scythe appear out of thin air. "You'll get yours, ya old coot...only a matter of time." He walked forward a bit before he was stopped...
By Iron Man, who debated for a moment on whether or not to blast the bag of bones. "I am Iron Man, and your voice is funny."
Meanwhile, across the street, a figure was lurking as best it could in broad daylight. This would've been successful if he wasn't also humming his own theme song as he was ducking behind mailboxes and hiding behind poles. Yes...Batman sure is an idiot sometimes. He DID A BARREL ROLL towards a mailbox nearby and held the final note of the song. His horrible fake mustache, which was the only thing disguising him, almost fell off. He pulled out a batarang and took aim at Iron Man. "Payback time again...again, bitch..."
"HEY!" A voice said from behind, disrupting his concentration. "Hey I know you! You're that guy, with the face and that cape!"
Batman turned around and found himself face to face with anyone's worst nightmare...Fred Fredburger. "Go away now and I won't kill you."
"You're funny! But not as funny as that red guy!" Fred took a handful of his nachos and snacked away.
"You mean Iron Man?"
"Yeah, yeah him! I like him, I've been following his ficlets since day one! You're that guy he beat first!" Fred said, getting his finger way too close to Batman's face.
Batman's eye twitched for a second. "Yes, but-"
"And also, also...you came back again, but he beat you again!"
"Yes..." At this point, Batman was starting to shake in anger.
"And now, you're about to be hit with a lamp pole!"
Batman cocked his head a bit to the right, confused. "What the hell's that supposed to mean?"
Iron Man tapped him on the shoulder, which caused him to turn around. In Iron Man's hand was indeed, a lamp pole. "He means you're about to be hit by a lamp pole."
"DUMMY!" Dracula added from the distance.
Iron Man swung back with all his might, and Batman's eyes narrowed in.
"Mommy..." Batman squeaked before Tony hit him with the pole like a golf ball, sending him flying into the distance.
Fred clapped as the sight, and dance a little, before tossing his nachos away in excitement. "Hey, hey, that was great, mister red guy!"
"Thanks...green elephant thing." Iron Man tossed the pole away, smashing it into someone's car.
"MY CAR!"
"Can...can I join you? I love all of your stuff, and I can even spell my name!" Fred's eyes grew like that of Puss in Boots'.
"No, I am Iron Man, and I work alone." Iron Man flew off into the sky, gleefully getting away from the little green nuisance.
Or so he thought, because Fred was actually on his back. "Hey! I like flying, do you like flying, I'm sure you do. HEY! Want to hear me spell my name?"
"Not re-"
"F-R-E-D. F-R-"
Iron Man turned upside down, and sent Fred falling to his doom, but he was laughing and still spelling his name... "-E-D-B-U-R-G-E-R, Fred Fredburger, yes!" Immediately after finishing he hit the ground with a tremendous thud.
Iron Man flew away faster from where he was, getting away from the scene. "God, that thing was more annoying than Aquaman."