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THE WONDERFUL WONDERLAND'S
ALICE LIDDELL AND DOROTHY GALE!
by
Mark Walt Meredith
I: Dorothy: had been sitting against one of the trees outside my house in one of the many fields near my home. I (Miss Gale) had memorized all of the fields next to home and the trees in them, what the trees looked like because (Miss Gale) I liked sitting under trees in fields when the mood hits me. When mood hits me: Miss Gale knows which tree in which field Miss Gale will sit against because Miss Gale has done so many times. Toto and I were sitting near the shady tree in front of the fenced yard and to the right of the gate.
I was sitting there in the shade with my arm around Toto whom was sitting at my side as he usually had. I and Toto usually sat like so under trees around my home. Sometime or another Toto would see a rabbit and chase after it: me taking chase after Toto. Toto was a small dog and if Toto found the rabbit hole he would dig into the rabbit hole and maybe fall into it if it collapsed.
That has happened to (Miss Gale's) my dog Toto before. Sometimes there are a lot a' li'l' baby rabbit tunnels under a rabbit hole and the tiny baby bunny tunnels collapse when Toto might be diggin' in a bunny hole. When it happened that once, Miss Gale, I caught Toto up side down: Toto's poor li'l' legs kickin': li'l cute baby rabbits runnin' out of the rabbit-hole! Toto, of course, was yelpin' up a storm like them bunnies were rats.
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I' never seen any creature bein' so afraid of somethin' so cute. Since then Miss Gale's (My) dog is afraid of little mice. I had to pull Toto out of the rabbit hole. Since then Toto's been afraid of tiny spaces.
Recently mind doctors have been making headway in a marvel science called psychology. I believe what they call claustrophobia is what my dog has. Therefore, Toto sat beside Miss Gale content to sit there and enjoy (My) Miss Gale's presence. Toto and I were resting our eyes when I opened Miss Gale's (My) eyes at the sound of a rabbit running.
I heard rabbits a million times before and I know one when Miss Gale (I) hears it. This time it was dif'rent though: because when one had opened my eyes one thought she had seen clothes on the rabbit as it blurred running by. Toto went running across the field after it Toto barking all the way across the field. I cried out, "Toto no!" I ran after Toto again but this time it was different.
This time (I) Miss Gale was curious about what the white rabbit was. Why was he wearing pants?! I had to find out. When Miss Gale (I) got to the next tree that was two empty fields away from my home I found the rabbit's hole.
At the roots of the tree, Toto was digging away at the soft soil of the rabbit-hole. It looked as if Toto's head buried itself in the bunny hole as Toto dug into it. Toto was really digging away into it when the hole's bottom just disintegrated into moist dirt clods and hung seemingly there in space for a moment before giving way to gravity and falling:
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