A/N: Okay, so this is my first try at these… list thingies. But here goes.

Disclaimer: I don't own….. J.K.Rowling's mind. lol Oh, or Harry Potter.

101 Things I am not Allowed to do at Hogwarts Anymore

By: PHIX27!!!!!!!!

Walk around suspiciously, humming the "Mission Impossible" song.

Walk really really slow when everyone is trying to get to class on time.

Give Peeves a paintball gun.

Insist that Voldemort is just in need of a hug. Then proceed to hug everyone in site.

Wear my Death Eater T-shirt.

Wear a Dementor costume just to scare Potter.

Walk up the Flitch and say "I think we've got a Code 3 in the West corridor," and see what he does.

Tell Snape that grease went out with the '60's.

When walking into any store in Hogsmeade and yelling as loud as you can "Who BUYS this junk anyway?"

Do number 9 in a jewelry store.

Ride a broom around the school and say you were just taking it for a 'test drive'.

Make the door play polka music whenever Snape enters the room.

Go up to random people and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See who plays along.

Get one of those motor cars and ride them around.

Try to play bumper cars with brooms.

Place a mannequin that looks like you in class, just to see how many people think it's really you.

Leave messages on the wall in ketchup.

Challenge other students to a duel, then cry when you lose and tattle on them to a teacher.

Insist that Dumbledore should install automatic doors.

Follow people around the school, always staying about five feet away.

Play soccer with a group of friends, using the whole school as your playing field.

As the professors demonstrate the spells, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

Set up a tent for Care of Magical Creatures and say you are trying to understand nature.

Ask other students if they have had a nose job. If not, say, "Um… this is awkward."

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around yelling, "…I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

TP the Great Hall.

Throw paper balls at random students.

When a professor asks if you need help, cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

Make up nonsense products, then ask if there are any in stock.

Take up an entire corridor by setting up a full scale battlefield of action figures of the Good Guys and Bad Guys (i.e. Harry and Voldemort)

Take bets on the battle in number 30.

Hold races on brooms throughout the school.

Run up to a professor (preferably male) while squeezing your legs together and yelling "I need some tampons!!"

Say everything in Pig Latin.

Say everything in Gibberish.

Sing 'White and Nerdy' when Snape enters the room.

Declare a national 'Hug a Slytherin' day.

Call Dumbledore 'Santa'.

Turn in a paper written on Post-it notes.

Smoke a pipe and whenever your Professor gives a lesson, smoke it and say 'Quite Right Ol' Bean!'

Introduce yourself to the class as 'the master of the pan flute'.

Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes ask the professor to speak louder.

Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip
the pages out of your textbook.

Sing your questions.

When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!
Oh, no, sorry."

Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.

Hold up a piece of parchment with large letters on it that says 'CHECK YOUR FLY!!!'

Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.

Shout 'WOW!' after every sentence your professor says.

Bring a 'seeing eye rooster' to class. Act like it's normal.

The next chappie will be up soon!!!!!!!!!!! 51-101!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!