Title: Icicle
Pairing: Lavi/Kanda
Rating: R for implications
Disclaimer: DGM and its characters belong to Hoshino Katsura etc etc I make no profit off of this.
A/N: Part of the modern high school AU-verse that me and smokingace on (aka su_dama on livejournal) have been playing around with now and then. I promised her to write this one after I randomly said "I wouldn't eat that. It looks retarded." in a really late-night and sleep deprived moment. This is not beta-ed, what I can remember.
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Kanda is not someone to mince words. Or sugarcoat them either, for that matter.
"I'm not eating that. It looks retarded."
Choke.
"Y-Yuu, that's-"
"I don't care. I'm not doing it."
"But-"
"No."
"But look at it. It must be so lonely, so devoid of love from anyone else."
"Tch. I'm not surprised." A smirk.
"... so cold. Where're your emotions, Yuu?"
"Where I want them. And don't call me that!"
"But I've always called ya Yuu."
"I don't like it. So stop it."
"Yuu."
"..."
"Yuu."
"Shut up."
"Yuu~"
"Lavi!"
"Oh yes, come on Yuu~~!"
"What the hell- Stop calling me that!"
"Aww, but it fits ya, Yuu."
"It's too damn personal."
"And this moment isn't personal, Yuu?" Smugness.
"... I hate you."
"Nah, ya like me, I know it, Yuu."
"Didn't you hear what I said."
"Nope, you'd hafta enlighten me, Yuu."
"That!"
"What, Yuu?"
"That! Stop that!"
"Stop what, Yuu?"
"SAYING MY NAME, YOU IDIOT!"
A sigh. "But I'm used to callin' ya Yuu, Yuu."
"Stop-"
"Yuu-"
"Lavi!"
"Yes Yuu~"
"I'll kill you!"
"But I'm useful, Yuu!"
Growl. "I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT-"
"Jeeze... would'ya try an' not break a guy's eardrums, Kanda?"
"I said, STOP CALLING ME THAT OR-"
"...stop calling you what~?"
". . ."
A laugh. "Got ya~"
Kanda snorts and stands up from his kneeling position in front of the other man, glaring. "Hardly."
"Eh? Yuu, where're ya going-?"
"Somewhere where you aren't," as proved by stomping down the corridor.
"O-oi! Yuu! Wait up! Y-you can't leave in the middle of it!"
"I can and I will. Now leave me alone!"
Lavi's ignoring it (naturally) and catches up to the other man while trying to make himself proper and respectable, tucking stuff back in. "You're so cruel. Now I hafta take care of stuff myself later. That's really a shame."
Kanda rolls his eyes, but doesn't comment. Lavi grins, despite himself. "How 'bout we go get some dinner and ya can get soba before the messhall fills up?"
Just a nod of confirmation is enough.