Hey there, my fellow readers and writers. I hope you are well. Anyway, here's a new Yu-Gi-Oh crossover I cooked up one day. This time it's a crossover with the 2004 film Mean Girls. Lindsay Lohan is one of my favorite actresses, and she did a great job in that film portraying Cady Heron.

Disclaimer: Genius Kazuki Takahashi owns Yu-Gi-Oh. The geniuses at Paramount Pictures own the film Mean Girls. The lyrics to Mean Girls Rule by Dark Sea Sisters belong to their respective owners. I own the fanfics I cook up from time to time.


The CEO Vs the Mean Girls

Since they tell you that you're ugly
Mean girls gonna make you cry
Take your homework, slam your makeup,
Then they're gonna steal your guy

Spread some gossip, steal your locker,
Tell you "You're a loser, nerd"
Humiliate, eviscerate, uh
That's why they lead the herd

Mean girls are popular
Mean girls are cool
Mean girls are icy cold
That's why the mean girls rule

Kick your booty
Trash your rep
Mean girls always put you down

Dis your hair
Shame your outfit
Then they run you outta town

Mean girls are popular
Mean girls are cool
Mean girls are icy cold
That's why the means girls rule

Mean girls, mean girls…
-Dark Sea Sisters, Mean Girls Rule

It was a typical Monday morning at North Shore High School – well, as typical as most Mondays could ever get.

The girls were worried about their hairdos or the big tests in class. Guys were sharing stories about their supposed conquests over the weekend. And there was one group who ruled the roost: the Plastics.

The Plastics were three popular girls that supposedly ruled the school. They were also the highest fashionable group. Their names were Regina George, Gretchen Weiners and Karen Smith.

At the moment, they were sharing their daily gossip. Gossip was like money in Girl World. Girls would exchange it and sell it. Sometimes they would pass it along whenever they got a chance.

A rumor began spreading. It was something that interested the Queen Bees, especially Regina.

Regina had blue eyes and shimmering blond hair that came down to her waist. She was said to be bossy, snobby, and backstabbing. She was also the leader of the Plastics. Everyone ran around after her, and all the boys had a crush on her.

"Regina George is flawless."

"She has two Fendi purses, and a silver Lexus."

"I hear her hair is insured for 10,000."

"I hear she does car commercials... in Japan."

"Her favorite movie is ‛Varsity Blues'."

"One time, she met John Stamos on a plane..."

"And he told her she was pretty."

"One time, she punched me in the face... it was awesome!"

"Hey, did you hear the news?" said one girl excitedly to her group of friends.

"What?" asked another girl.

"A billionaire teenage CEO is about to transfer into our school for some business trip in our area, which will take too long to miss his classes!" the first girl replied.

"Really? Like, I wonder who it'll be!" said a third girl.

Most of the students didn't believe it, but they made it the topic of discussion, and the Queen Bees were talking about it either way.

"Hey there, girls. Did you hear? A teenage CEO billionaire is about to transfer into our school for some business trip in our area!" Regina said excitedly.

"Really?" said Karen. "Cool!"

"Yep. That's what I heard," Regina replied.

"Wow! I wonder who it'll be," said Gretchen.

"Wait a minute here. We don't even know what he looks like yet," Karen remarked.

"We'll have to wait and see tomorrow, hopefully. There are possibilities of what he could look like physically. He could possibly be fat, or the geeky type with glasses, acne and a Star Trek fixation. It is quite possible, however, that he'll be likely a combination of all five of those things," said Regina.

"Really? Eew!" said Gretchen and Karen simultaneously.

Regina said, "Well, I'll seduce him either way, just to get my hands on his money."

"Oooh!" said Karen and Gretchen, grinning while looking at each other.

"But wait!" said a guy with blond hair and brown eyes to his friend. "I haven't told you the best part!"

"What is it?" his friend queried.

"This teenage CEO guy I keep hearing about isn't coming here until tomorrow. I hope I can probably get some fashion tips from him," the male student replied. He looked down and gestured at his clothes. "I mean, I'm not exactly Mr. Popular or Mr. James Bond, or even Mr. Fashion these days."

"What? Why?" his friend asked.

"Well, it's my wardrobe. It's all wrong. I mean, I look like a nerd. Or, even worse – a geek." He thought for a moment.

"I am a geek, right?"

His friend shrugged. "Probably."

"Yeah, probably," the guy said.

Later at lunch, the Plastics sat at their table. It was like a tradition. Of course, the gossip about their topic of discussion – you-know-what – never stopped at lunchtime.

"So," said Regina breezily, "I wonder who the CEO everyone's talking about is going to be."

"Me too!" said Gretchen.

"I wondered about that in art class today," said Karen.

Regina thought, Maybe he's something like my dad – nice and sweet with brown eyes and black hair.

Karen thought, I wonder if the CEO is very helpful with things. That could be really cool!

Gretchen thought, Oooh, I hope the billionaire CEO is a total hottie, and also likes to read poetry. That could be so hot like fire!


And the next day, the drama was about to build like an ocean wave…

The Plastics waited, along with the rest of the students by the school entrance the next day, waiting for him to come…


Well, how do you like the first chapter? Hope it gives you a good idea for what might happen in the story.

Anyway, nice feedback is very much appreciated, of course. :)